Brimstone Valley Mall

A comedy fiction podcast about Hell on Earth

[aaaaaa-musical-trash]

i made a thing :)))

[delaneytalks-tostatues]

EMO XAPHAN COSPLAY WILL BE REAL SOON BRIMSTONE VALLEY MALL FANDOM BEWARE

[aaaaaa-musical-trash]

i want to inject the brimstone valley mall theme into my VEINS

[brimstonevalleymall]

Fun fact, Kristen's little brother was in a rock band when we wrote season one and they made this song in one day!! It goes so hard

[brimstonevalleymall]

That's all, folks! 🥲 The final episode of Brimstone Valley Mall is out now and available for your ears! Tune in for the thrilling conclusion to our wild and wonderful tale of friendship, corndogs, and ROCKIN' OUT 🎸🤘🎵

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/brimstone-valley-mall/id1489428925

[temmysilver]

Brimstone Valley Mall Brimstone Valley Mall Brimstone Valley Mall Br--

[brimstonevalleymall]

DONT YOU DARE HURT XAPHAN ILL DIE

[delaneytalks-tostatues]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK BRIMSTONE VALLEY MALL WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDY PODCAST?????

[brimstonevalleymall]

[brimstonevalleymall]

With the whole mall ready to throw punches 👊 only one demon knows how to bring everyone back together. 🍽️ But will it work? Find out in Episode 8!

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/brimstone-valley-mall/id1489428925

[semyla]

Omg what if Trainee takes Carpasinus job in hell

[reese-is-dum]

i dunno if i should cross off the furbies thing....

also Belzagor and Xaphan are going to make me cry

[brimstonevalleymall]

At Least One New Demon is so funny because in the first ep we were like "here's a few thousand I guess"

[semyla]

Omg what if Trainee takes Carpasinus job in hell

[crookedchildphantom]

... Asking for a freind, is there a way to hear trent and Asmoraius's song?? For a freind of course

[brimstonevalleymall]

welp, time to start a bvm onlyfans

[crookedchildphantom]

I don't know whether to cry, laugh or be scared

[brimstonevalleymall]

Why not all three?

[brimstonevalleymall]

There's only one way to save the mall! And that is (obviously) breaking out into dedicated small groups!! 🎶 Team up with us for Episode 7 🎵

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/brimstone-valley-mall/id1489428925

[some-loser-on-your-feed]

The personal satisfaction of finally having a reason to ship two characters you've been shipping since episode 2 of a show

[delaneytalks-tostatues]

I got bingo on my BVM bingo card but that's because every square was just variations of "Belz and Xaphan are fruity"

[brimstonevalleymall]

proof that putting all your eggs in one basket pays off

[crookedchildphantom]

I think people are getting bingo pens ready after that dumpster thing last ep

[brimstonevalleymall]

*looks around innocently*