#the1001cranes

[queenklu]

#this is the second best treasure island adaptation OF. ALL. TIME.#(yes the first best is muppets) - THE most valid opinion

IT’S TRUE and anyone who thinks differently is welcome to fight me behind the incredibly accurate portrayal of a literary classic 

[mrspigeonchest]

Just remember.

Commission of astounding Nemo for @the1001cranes 

[pearwaldorf]

the1001cranes replied to your post “So my apartment complex got sold to another management company. Their...”

not to sound like a paranoid person who reads too much r/legaladvice, but I'd start emailing because ~"paper" trail~

I spoke to the person who’s managing our complex and she emailed me an address to send a check to. What I don’t understand is why they don’t have their shit together! It’s not like the sale was dropped on them at the last minute! 

I hope this is not a portent of how it will be dealing with them all the time.

[queenklu]

the1001cranes Hey My Dudes I am Looking For Folksy/Acoustic...

nitty gritty dirty band christmas has some really good songs in that vein - my only other always play is the Jewel Christmas CD, tbh

I own the Nitty Gritty CD but I’m sorry to say Jewel has been excommunicated from Alaska, she is no longer welcome in our state, the poser. 

[rospeaks]

#verric tethras#LET ME MARRY HIM - EVERY DAY i am upset about this

I KNOW RIGHT. I JUST WANNA BE SWEET ON HIM. I WANNA TEASE HIM ABOUT HIS BOOKS AND LISTEN TO THE SCRATCH OF HIS QUILL AS HE WRITES THE FIRST DRAFTS OF THE NEXT. I WANT HIM TO GET HALFWAY THROUGH THE INQUISITION STORYLINE, ALREADY DRAFTING UP IDEAS FOR THE BOOK HE’LL WRITE ABOUT ME, BEFORE HE CONSIDERS KEEPING THIS STORY JUST FOR HIMSELF. BUT I WANT HIM TO WRITE IT. BECAUSE I KNOW HUNDREDS WILL DO THE SAME BUT ONLY HE WILL MANAGE TO WRITE THE VERSION THAT WILL MAKE ME SMILE THE MOST. I WANT TO TELL HIM THAT HE DESERVES A LOVE THAT WON’T BE SEPARATED ACROSS A WHOLE CONTINENT. I WANT--

[theladyragnell]

the dancing gifset is from Glow - the character in the tuxedo, Yolanda, doesn't show up until season two, but she's openly a lesbian from like. the start. AND THEN SHE AND ARTHIE FALL IN LOVE AND ITS SUPER GREAT.

Awesome! Glow is one of those show’s where I’m really not into the overall subject, but I approve of the ladies, so who knows if it will ever make it onto my watchlist, but I’m super pleased about that gifset.

[pearwaldorf]

@the1001cranes replied to your post “Craigslist people are quite honestly The Worst. There’s this dude in...”

one of the greatest annoyances of the world is when you want to give someone money and they JUST DON'T WANT TO LET YOU, APPARENTLY

YES. 

I WANT THIS FUCKING CHAIR. I assume he wants money as well as this chair out of his house. IT’S NOT THAT HARD!!

[janiemcpants]

the1001cranes replied to your photo “Friend came to visit and brought me homemade Italian sausage.”

real talk, this looks super delicious AND I miraculously have a ton of italian sausage on hand - recipe, please?

Thanks! It turned out pretty well, I thought. 

Here’s the recipe:

1 lb Italian sausage 4 slices of bacon, cut into pieces 1 medium-sized red chile pepper, chopped (can sub cayenne or red pepper flakes for this if you don’t have a pepper on hand) 1 large onion, diced 5-6 cloves garlic, minced 5 13.75-oz cans chicken broth, OR 9 cups water + 9 cubes chicken bouillon 3 lbs or so of red potatoes, sliced 1 cup heavy cream Fresh spinach, kale, or a mix of both Salt and pepper

Cook the sausage and pepper in a skillet over medium-high heat until brown and crumbly (10-15 minutes). Take them out of the pan using a slotted spoon (so the drippings stay in the pan) and set them aside.

Cook the bacon in the same pan over medium heat until crisp (about 10 minutes). Stir in the onion and garlic and cook about 5 minutes, until the onions are soft and translucent.

Put the onion mixture into a pot and add the broth OR water and bouillon cubes. Add some salt and pepper. Bring to a boil over high heat. Add the potatoes and boil until tender (about 20 minutes). Reduce the heat to medium and stir in the cream and sausage. Keep cooking that for a few more minutes until everything is hot. Throw in as much spinach and/or kale as you like, cook for another minute or so, and you’re done!