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[ Text ]: Honestly, I don’t understand humans. I mean, Elena’s such a nice girl, and she could probably avoid half of the unfair bullshit that was to reign down on her if she just steered clear of your bloodsucking ass. Though, it kind of sounds like a joke… An angel, human and vampire walked into a bar. But, the vampire would probably run in and the angel fly. Probably scare the daylights out of some drunk throwing up in the bathrooms.
Oh, yeah. Also, for the help thing, I thought of our working name – Bat wings. Like batman. Because you’re a vampire. And wings. Because I’m an angel. Also, I am going to stop texting now. I have a feeling my vessel may need to reject the alcohol I may have consumed. Excuse me.Message delivered at 2:04am – 14/01/2012





