#thecookieanon

[wondertainmenttoys]

whats the closest thing yall have to a beesechurger

Dear thecookieanon,

Thank you for your Inquiry regarding Dr. Wondertainment’s long line of toys and treats! Where else can you find something so Wonderful?

In regards to your question, have you tried Dr. Wondertainment’s Flavorful Feast MultiFlavor Burgeoning Burgers(tm)? Each bite is like eating an entirely new burger, complete with unique and randomized flavors!We hope that helps! Have a Wonderful day!

[smiley-anonymous]

i notice you are stuck in an object. would you like one (1) sentient cookie to ease your pain.

Depends. Can you manifest it inside solid objects? =)

[smiley-anonymous]

smiley do you have a peppermint

I’m kind of dead at the moment, so no. Why?

[chipotlecultscp]

guys booths. booths are not beds. beds are like. booths. but with blankets, and softer i guess? and most of them dont have the back support on the end of them because you are supposed to lay in them and not sit in them

whats a blanket and why do they sleep fully horizontal

wouldnt that be uncomfortable

[chipotlecultscp]

hey do you want some uhhhhhhhhhhhh small companions

Oh, no thank you, but thank you for offering!

[jacksnowy]

Dear Santa, I don't want much for Christmas, I just want the person reading this to remain in my life forever. Send this to the people you don't wanna lose. Tell 15 people you love, I hope I am one of them ♥ -

[jacksnowy]

((✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪✪x infinity))

[jacksnowy]

(✔ x infinity. This askbox is waaaaay too small so this will have to do)

((Shh, no. Shh ASFASFDA))