“The Demon Hotel” Promo Script Idea
???: We all know how it goes... Everyone dies, one way or another. No one can live forever. Once one expires, premature or not, they go through judgement. There he shall judge the living and the dead. It’s simple, really. There are three paths one could take: Heaven, the grand paradise for souls, Purgatory, basically Heaven’s waiting room, or Hell, the one place one shouldn’t want to go to. Such as the way of mortal life...
*Closes Book*
Vaggie: Well that’s a load of bullshit if you ask us... *tosses book mid-sentence*
//A Vivzmind Production//
Vaggie: Hi, my name is Vaggie. And I’m a demon. You’re probably wondering where I’m going with that little monologue. Well it’s simple really: I died, and denied Heaven AND Hell. And not just me. Hell, there’s a bunch of us. In fact, we ended up being a rag-tag group of misfits.
//Quick clips of the Demon Misfit Gang doing their thing plays//
Vaggie: We all died a unfortunate demise in our... *ahem*... special lives, and reborn as the demons we are today. Why we exist is beyond us. Is it to make amends with our sinful pasts? Or are we just that bad to even go to Hell? Is it a blessing? An ironical blessing by God? Some of us don’t really care and saw this a second chance of life. Well, I think-
Angel: -that you should really stop this brooding thing?
Vaggie: *stares at Angel*
Angel: I got you Dragon Blood... Izzi’s famous...
Vaggie: *sigh* For fuck sakes, Angel...
//Returns to video collage//
Vaggie: And to top it off, we got an Archangel bent on purging all sinners (which is to say, a lot of people), and shes got some angelic hunters and a dragon shape-shifter who just so happens to be a demon hunter. All of which are after us so that they can see us suffer a terrible fate a second time. I mean, why? We’re good people.
//Collage of the misfit gang doing demon stuff//
Vaggie: Most of the time... Well I guess I can’t really blame them. They are angels and a holy hunter.
//Niffty appears with guitar, and strums it while prepare to sing//
Angel: Niffty, I swear to God, if you sing another fucking song you wrote about boys, I will punch your uterus right out of you...
Niffty: *smile and shocked expression, with pupil dilating* I TOLD THE WITCH DOCTOR-
Angel: Oh that tears it, COME HERE AND I’LL MAKE YOU A NEW EYEHOLE!
Niffty: What about punching my-? Angel: LIKE I’M GONNA SHOVE ONE OF MY HANDS IN THAT GENERAL VICINITY!
//Chase sequence in the background//
Vaggie: *sigh* Just another day at...
//Literal Title Drop; title falls from the ceiling and crashes onto the floor, stopping the commotion//
“The Demon Hotel”
Alastor: *Casually walks into the scene* Oh ho ho! I’ve been waiting so long to do that!
Vaggie: Uh... how long exactly?
//Blackness with Date of Premier//
Alastor: Well, how old are you?
The Demon Hotel (C) Vivienne Medrano
Script Idea (C) Me
