New background I made for hubby cus the last one was pretty old 😘🌹
He's gotta use his phone at work so it had to be tastefully censored lol
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New background I made for hubby cus the last one was pretty old 😘🌹
He's gotta use his phone at work so it had to be tastefully censored lol
Greetings from the void
Hey there! Figures it's been a bit so I may as well make a new one. For starters this blog is NSFW. It's not ALWAYS gonna be pure smut but I do reblog things that are, so I ask that minors please don't follow this one.
I post a lotta memes here, and general vent posts geared towards adults. Because it's not all smut I do tend to reblog whatever interests me unless it's obviously a post that's an actual minor in the picture. But because I am literally 30, aside from some occasional big sister advice I try not to directly interact with kids.
If you want similar creepy monster, gothic vibes and memes without the porn then my sfw sideblog @aprincessofthevoid is your best bet and would technically be kid safe.
I also have a purely Halloween blog over at @creepy-girls-do-it-better where I post JUST Halloween things!
- Halloween costumes
- Fall/halloween nostalgia
- Fall treats, crafts and diy
- Halloween costumes
- Bi-monthly horror, thriller and all around spooky movie countdowns!
- And more!
While this one does have the occasional gorey horror post, they're all things that don't violate Tumblr rules so this is ALSO an all ages blog if you can handle creepy things 🎃
Common interaction between me n my bf
Me: Hey can you read this werewolf girl Monster smut I'm writing? I need a man's perspective who will give actual feedback n not just be horny. My poor innocent bf: I... don't think I'm into that kinda thing... sorry... Me: bro you're telling me you aren't into sexy naked werewolf wife showing up at your door covered in fresh blood to slob on your knob? that isn't something you're into??? Even more distressed bf who so patiently puts up with my shit: no... no it's not... Make *another male friend of mine* read it. Me: tbh I think it's even less his thing he doesn't wanna read my werewolf porn... or any porn I write, said it feels wrong lmao. BF: skill issue... tell him I said that.
Censored as I said, let's see how the tumblr gods react lmao, I'll test the waters a Lil more tomorrow, maybe.
Being pregnant is wild cus like, I've literally got a Lil parasite inside me, but I can't even have an excess of vitamin c or use a decongestant nasal spray. I gotta use a $50 steroid spray (still not bad, all things considered, n it was mostly covered by insurance, but still lol) and some allergy meds instead, lmao.
Can't even have Hibiscus tea cus it could cause contractions?? One of the tea mixes from the Noxy Nox store also isn't safe cus it's got wormwood in it (and I think Hibiscus too) n that shits an abortive lol.
The idea thay something that will legit steal the calcium from my teeth and bones can be taken out by an herbal tea is actually fuckin hilarious 😂
Not that literally ANYONE will see it... but I've been debating in getting my nips pierced again OR getting my tongue pierced... ngl I don't even know if I can do a nip piercing again cus that mf HURT... but I miss them lMAO. Maybe just one... BUT in typical adhd fashion i CANNOT decide so imma post a poll n see what internet strangers think (if theie feed doeant eat this) lmao.
Tongue
Nips
(secret 3rd option pierce my lip in my own bathroom at 3am again)
If you don't wanna know details about my sex life keep scrolling
Really starting to realize the time is coming when my kid is gonna start getting into shit... Fat faster than I thought it would lol. She is determined to rush into crawling and everything within reach gets snatched... Lol.
Idk wtf I'm gonna do with the litter boxes ngl... Those are the main things I need to find a place for so it's not a constant game of keep away LMAO