CACKLES.
Okay, so @theflyingredpig sent me an ask for the ship meme for Hero’s Cuties and I literally put the just the bulleted stuff (no actual write up), and privately sent it by accident to her (meaning to draft it lol! whoops) so I’m gonna do it like this:
Drinks all of the coffee: I think Calhoun would. They both seem like coffee people.
Brings up adopting a pet: Felix would.
Kills the bugs: UH, HELLO. THAT’S TAMORA’S JOB. LITERALLY.
Cooks the meals: Hm. I feel like Felix often had meals made for him by others (Mary, lookin at you) and Cal’s likely more of an MRE person because her life requires it. Maybe they both learn together. Couples cooking class, maybe?
Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Felix, ofc.
Initiates the couple selfies: Felix definitely started that shit. And it infected Tamora. So they both do.
Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: I think Cal might? Maybe? But I’m not sure either would forget.
Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Felix. He seems like he’d have a sweet tooth.
Nicknames the other: BOTH. Definitely both. It’s probably incessant too. Everybody in the Core Four is fucking incessant with their nicknames for each others oh my gods. IT PROBABLY NEVER STOPS.
