#thegayemo

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

How many pillows do you sleep with?

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Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

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[vash-the-trans-catboy]

How many pets do u have?

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Voting ended onFeb 15, 2023

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[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Roman: Mice are having sex in my walls.

Remus: Tattletale!

Virgil: You’re just being ungrateful

Patton: It’s their home too, you know

Janus: So what? Don’t slutshame them

Roman: The mice are fucking and now I’m getting heckled

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Patton: Let’s play a game! Anyone have ideas?

Virgil: Is that noise real or in my head?

Roman: Does everyone hate me or am I imagining it?

Janus: Who can gaslight each other the best?

Remus: Murder monopoly?

Patton: Nevermind game night canceled

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Roman: Do ghosts believe in humans?

Virgil: I don’t believe in humans

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Virgil: *dies*

Roman: Timer starts now! When is he coming back? I say two months!

Remus: Bullshit. One month.

Janus: Nah, half a month.

Patton, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? VIRGIL JUST DIED!

Logan, scratching chin in thought: One week.

Virgil: I give him 5 minutes

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Janus: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Roman: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Janus: Seize the dick.

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Janus: Did it hurt when you fell-

Roman: From heaven? Wow, I didn’t think you were such a flirt-

Janus: No, I meant when you fell down the stairs.

Roman: ...

Janus: You just laid there for 15 minutes.