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Erm, guys, call me too woke, but I feel like [reskinned nazi shit]

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Yo, question for fellow elder scrolls enjoyers! So basically, I've got this new oc. She's this young dunmer lass, born and raised near the northwestern border of Morrowind. She's meant to be an apprentice mage specializing in the school of restoration. Kind of a socially awkward girl failure who nonetheless has a burning desire to ease the sick and wounded.

Despite the strong worries of her mother, she's decided to venture through the war-torn land of Skyrim to get to Cyrodiil as to learn under her uncle in Imperial City.

My question is two-fold: Basically, she's socially awkward because she was mostly raised in isolation. She was mostly raised in isolation because of her father, a nord. Though he died before she was born, she is very obviously not a full mer.

But I'm curious, what's your interpretation of man-mer hybrids? They usually take after the mother, yes? I mostly just had her as having her father's green eyes, less prominently ashen skin, and an incredibly nordic surname (Shrike-Blade)

Thoughts? Input?

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*Smacking knight gf's ass, producing a prolonged gong noise*

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Yo, any remaining creepypasta folks out there? Specifically the tumblrized "jeff/toby/nina" slendermansion fans?

I've always had a passing interest in this area of creepypasta. The whole premise of "supernatural slasher assassins found family" appealed to me on a shameless deviantart oc level. I've always been cringe and proud, y'see?

But, for whatever reason, I never really delved into the consensus lore of this fandom, or even participated in it beyond a few comic dubs. So, what's the basics? I get that the focus seems to be the dynamics of these slashers that live in Slendermansion and do stuff for Slenderman, but what's the deeper lore here?

To properly get *into* a setting, embody the headspace, I really like having a solid base of understanding. *Why* does Slenderman give them targets? What keeps them in the mansion? Y'know?

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It's genuinely astounding how many self-proclaimed woke people are pretty much just conservatives that use "problematic" instead of "degenerate".

"OMG THEY STRAIGHT-WASHED TOPH"

Hey! So I actually don't think the claim "any woman who is even a little bit tomboyish is a lesbian" is as woke a take as you think it is! Just my two-cents!

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My superhero setting has a villain rehab program in which incarcerated enhanced individuals displaying consistent good behavior for a period of time decided during their sentencing can be conditionally released for community service specifically centered on hero-work. One feature of this program I was wanting to have but was hoping for input on is: barring unique circumstances, villains entering this program must have their deaths faked and undergo a process similar to witness protection. This is to minimize public association with their new hero persona and a villain who may have done some pretty fucked up shit. Does that reasoning follow to you?

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Concept: A governess for a vampiric noble and their family who does her duties as a governess, yes, but also devotes a sizable portion of her efforts towards ensuring that the rest of the staff are not devoured.

"*Young Master*! Biting chambermaids is *most* unbecoming of a gentleman! I'll have you know that girl hit her head when she fainted!"

"Yes, yes, I'm sure the stable boy is quite dashing, Young Mistress, but lifting the biggest stallion above your head is hardly a proper way to catch a lad's eye. It, *ahem*, also scared him, the horse, and myself half to death."

"I didn't want to coat the doors to the servants' rooms with holy water, truly I didn't, but the staff have a right to sleep without you sneaking in and relieving them of their blood. Really, children, I haven't the faintest clue why you insist on live prey when the cellar has fifteen five-hundred gallon tanks of ethically sourced 0+ alone!"

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My grown up deltarune headcanons!!

Kris: I don't think we've seen enough of their personality and interests yet sadly

Susie: Teacher, but the elementary teacher specifically, taking over for Toriel. She'd be supportive in her classic "Susie" way and energetic with an eccentric reputation. I also believe she'd be a bit of a hoarder, her home filled with numerous old objects she couldn't bear parting with.

Noelle: I'm quite fond of her becoming a nurse or doctor, hoping to aid those with similar misfortunes that her father once had. She'd likely have gained confidence and assertiveness without sacrificing her pleasant attitude. I imagine her somewhat nerdy interests would only flourish as well, I could even see her veering into making a game herself.

Berdly: I wanted to say he'd be the high school teacher, but seeing as there's no reason to believe Alphys wouldn't still hold that title, I'd say assistant teacher for Alphys could also work. (look, I love this smug asshole and want him to grow and healthily channel his intelligence, leave me alone).

Ralsei: 🏱︎□︎□︎❒︎ ●︎♓︎⧫︎⧫︎●︎♏︎ ◻︎❒︎♓︎■︎♍︎♏︎📬︎📬︎📬︎

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just realized, in a lot of Scooby Doo media, it's framed like the villains are going away for a long time when they're caught. but like, their crimes aren't usually that extreme? a lot of their antics would probably fall under intimidation and fraud, and like, that's not always something you'll necessarily even serve jailtime for, no?

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Okay, so like, I'm not a Krusie shipper myself, but from everyone else's perspective, Kris and Susie have disappeared into the closet for prolonged intervals multiple times and are generally suddenly inseparable. The rumors gotta be crazy

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Thoughts on mechanics for high heels?

I'll keep it short. We're doing a 007 super spy style campaign, and right now the party's assassinating a mob boss at a casino hotel. Everyone has their role, but most notable is the druid. The plan to get close to the boss is to have a party member disguise themselves as one of the playboy bunny waitresses who the boss will inevitably invite up to his room. The druid, being the only one with the polymorph spell, is the obvious candidate. It also provides some nice rp opportunity, since the druid character herself is a very introverted and reserved character now thrust into a role requiring a good amount of charisma and social aptitude.

This is where the uniform comes in. As a playboy bunny getup, it has very tall heels, something the druid would've never worn. The last session ended with the disguised druid in uniform preparing to start her "shift", and before everyone went home, her player, who was really excited to rp this "fish out of water" moment, asked if I could make a ruleset for the heels to disadvantage her character mechanically, since she felt like her character would find the shoes foreign enough to be affected so severely.

I'm done, but am not sure where to start. Any tips?

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American: Haha! British food sure is bland! Brit: Your children get shot at school frequently. I find this funny. I am amused by this information. This factoid make me laugh. HAHAHA!

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Y'all got any more characters like this? I've become obsessed. I need more baleful sons.

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"Omg just respect people's religion :((("

Hey! So actually, one's beliefs being religious in nature does not exempt them from scrutiny. You should not be able to believe and proclaim something fucked up and hide behind god to save yourself.

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Something that really demonstrates the unyielding stranglehold theists have on human civilization is the fact that they can murder, pillage and oppress in the name of their gods unceasingly for hundreds or thousands of years, defend and justify every wrongdoing by their members, and creep their way into legislation and show zero sign of ceasing this behavior any time soon, then call atheists greasy, edgelord losers because some of them are a little smug.

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Carol Holiday: No no no, I'm not homophobic, I just don't want that girl you brought home to interfere with my evil plan.

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Yo, what if having wings as a sinner means you died from falling. No offense to him of course, but Husk seems like the type of guy to've died from jumping off a bridge or building.