#theivery

[butterricebooty]

Inspired by Tea with Topsy by @buginateacup

[disorganizedkitten]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alya Césaire & Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Marinette Dupain-Cheng & Tikki, Tikki & Trixx, Adrien Agreste & Plagg Characters: Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Alya Césaire, Tikki, Trixx, Adrien Agreste, Plagg Additional Tags: Alya is too used to Marinette and her antics, Plagg has been waiting, Kleptomaniac Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, secret identity shenanigans, Tikki Is So Done (Miraculous Ladybug), Casual theft of personal property (Miraculous Ladybug) Series: Part 2 of Fluff Month 2018 Summary:

Tikki has had many chosens. Most had similar traits, such as determination, creativity, protectiveness, resourcefulness and similar. This one also had some perks of her own, like the inability to speak to her crush, the ability to love anyone and everyone, her tendency to overreact, etc. The biggest difference between her and any previous chosen though? This was her first chosen who liked to steal. Good news is, that makes it painfully hard to blackmail her. And plenty easy to get a troublesome recording back from Alya. Except, Alya doesn’t have the recording anymore.

[canid-cannibal]

we live on a decaying mud ball potentially surrounded by literal nothingness and here we are. go outside. steal from a Walgreens. fuck it I don't care live life to the fullest.

[ash-the-porcupine]

Bustash moments.

OOH OKI. THE DUMB THINGS THEY HAVE DONE AS A COUPLE GO AS SUCH....

-They love going out to see movies. One time, they started dancing and singing to the song in the credits because the animals behind them were being annoying. Payback time.

-They stole mini-golf balls to go mini-golfing and bribed the waiter to give them half-price on French fries

-Found a cheat flaw in a game at the arcade and came up to the desk person with well over a thousand tickets because of it. XD

-Ash forced Buster into riding a ferris wheel. He dumped a water bottle on her head while she was distracted face-timing Rosita. Rosita was laughing but just let Buster do it without telling Ash what was about to happen but for an offhand comment about getting a shower. Ash thought she meant it might rain. NOPE.

-She also made Buster go on a roller coaster, and through this learned that his screams were the funniest thing she’d ever heard in her entire life

-They sang Brighter by Patent Pending in the middle of the Roc’s parking lot because the rap music coming from an alligator’s car was annoying. They actually got quite the crowd.

-Ash once tripped holding ice cream cones. Scratch water, Buster got an ice cream cone dumped on his head this time.

-Ash likes to spook Buster. He is very jumpy and she finds it hilarious. She did learn her lesson when she dressed up as a clown though. Buster locked himself in his office for a full day and a half, and would have stayed there had Johnny not picked the door lock.

-Buster tried to make Ash a birthday cake, but ended up having to call Meena because he messed up so many times.

-One time, Ash asked Buster to grab a bag of flour in the store. He yanked on it too hard, and the whole thing poured out on him, leaving him white and odd-looking for the rest of the trip. The workers had a laugh at this, making them less mad about having to clean up the mess.

-Buster told Ash at a Halloween festival that he wanted her to bob for apples. She dunked the back of her head in the bucket and came out with her spikes holding ALL the apples.

-Buster has to do parkour all the time because he’s such a smol bean. More than once Ash has had him fall from the rafters of the theater and face plant in front of her. It scares the cheezits out of her, but it’s funny. She tells him often, “You’re going to break your nose one day.” And I have a feeling that day is fast-approaching.

-Ash went on a trip all the way to Japan. At the train station, she kissed his cheek. He stood there grinning like an idiot for the next ten minutes.

[satansphatass]

Tell me why I find this funny😐

[lemons-limes-and-oranges]

Just a little doodle dedicated to my squad and our favorite floof(Which has been stolen more times than I can count)

[whocaresaboutaesthetic]

Luke Castellan

"Where's the glory in repeating what others have done?"

-- Rick Riordan, The Lightning Thief

[b0ychik]

Sometimes real sibling love is sneaking them a bagel in the middle of the night when the stairs to their room are right next to your parents room :) @thereligiousgay that was fricking terrifying but enjoy ur snak