Martin was a fuckin adorkable hottie. I don’t know what kinda drugs or thick ass bifocals those girls where Martin lived had but it impaired their sight BADLY. Like Martin is ripped as fuck and his dress style was pretty cool. And they didn’t like him cuz (if I remember right) he was a bit clumsy, tried too hard to impress sometimes (that was hypocritical and a double standard cuz they liked other show offs like that one guy who was like Martin’s doppleganger) and he really liked all things paranormal? Like them bitches ain’t ever tripped on air before. Like them bitches don’t have unique hobbies. Like all them bitches are so narrow minded and boring in real life. I mean seriously, NONE of those girls (except for that one new girl who just disappeared soon after) like thinking about life beyond their planet, listening to or making conspiracy theories, watching scary or sci-fi movies, reading books about fantastical beings and beasts, considering where or why these mystical like stories came to be, or reading comics, things from history, dressing up and pretending with various degrees of seriousness to be a witch or vampire or werewolf or mermaid or pixie fairy??? What kind of bland paper cut out basic bee hive no life shit were these females? And to make it worse there was that one bitch who knew shit was real. You know who I’m talking about right? The sister, Diane? How the hell do you know most of this paranormal shit is real, that his keen interest is justified cuz it’s part of his damn JOB that you sometimes work with him in, and know that he is one of the top most BEST agents of the company and YET still have the tits to pass judgment on everything he says and does right up to telling him how to do his job and being adamant that the shit that’s supposed to go down ain’t real only for him to constantly prove you wrong?? Who does that? Like for real. You’d think she’d stop after the first 5 times of almost dying without his help. I may not have watched the show in a long time, I may not have seen all the episodes, but I saw enough and remember enough to know I don’t really like his sister and that I didn’t like that one bitch Martin constantly chased after. She was like…a mix of Mandy with the worst parts of Clover in my opinion. Speaking of totally spies I remember wishing he would meet them to finally see him get some proper female attention if only from those three. Or at least two of them but all three would still be nice like proper fuckin humans til he did something to warrant attitude. Cuz growing up watching totally spies I felt like a kindred spirit of sorts for many reasons but in this example they always liked any good looking guy and any guy I thought was cute they also tended to like. So I was SO damn sure that they’d like him, particularly boy crazy Clover. And then I found out that their was a cross over years later after wishing for it. And then I watched it. So much disappointment. Like…I couldn’t even understand at first what the fuck just occurred in that shit crossover. I mean I was literally wondering what the hell did I just watch and thought for a moment it was a really good fan made episode and therefore not canon. But that’s a rant for a different post. This one is long enough already lol.
