A Phantom of the Opera Thanksgiving
(imagine everyone at a dinner table)
christine: i think everyone should say what they are grateful for. i’ll go first. i’m grateful for all the men in my life and madame giry who made this wonderful turkey.
raoul: stuffing his face with mashed potatoes* i’m grateful for my money and my women.
monsieur andre: i am grateful for my fortune in the junk metal business.
monsieur firmin: scrap. metal.
meg: i am grateful for maman and christine.
erik: i am not grateful for any of you.
christine: :(
erik: OH! MY DEAR, FORGIVE YOUR ERIK OF COURSE HE IS GRATEFUL FOR YOU, HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH AND THINKS YOU SHOULD BE HIS WIFE, YES HIS LIVING-
christine: all right, that’s enough erik.
raoul: yeah, erik, that’s enough.
erik: no one asked you, you potato filled fop.
raoul: why you-
nadir: WELL, i am grateful for all of you especially our gracious hosts! and erik, i feel offended are you not grateful to me for saving your life?
erik: no. in fact, sometimes i curse you for saving it and elongating my existence.
christine: erik! don’t say that.
erik: so you care about your erik, christine?
christine:
christine: this turkey looks delicious! let’s say grace and eat. who wants to do the honors?
meg: i will!
erik: god isn’t real.
THE END
happy thanksgiving!
i am so grateful to all my followers :)











