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You guys.

What if

you took a comatose person-

wait, listen. I'm going somewhere with this. You take a comatose person and you hold them- seriously, listen.

you hold them over a lake until- guys are you listening?

you force a comatose person to poop in a lake.

WHO WOULD BE AT FAULT?

So this one time I was playing 20 Questions with Katelyn and the thing I was thinking of was "Tetanus" as in the medical condition, you know?

She guessed it in 7 questions. The Questions were

"Is it a Unicorn?"

"Is it brown clams?"

"Is it a noun?"

"Can you eat it?"

"If you did eat it, would you regret it?"

"Is it sharp?"

"Is it Tetanus?"

Katelyn understands my brain like no other.

Cheesy gratitude post

I just have really good friends and a really good boyfriend and a really good family.

And I don't understand how all these people happened to me because I honestly couldn't imagine better friends/boyfriend/family.

I am puffing with love right now.

#themeasureofthings