"stay still!" you whine as you gently run the blade through your boyfriend's delicate face.
theo had asked you to help him shave and you more than happily accepted it. now here you are, straddling his lap, his hands on your waist as you cut off every single hair that dared to appear on his pretty face.
"it's itchy..." he complains.
"come on! i'm almost done, wait." you answer.
you proudly finish your job and he whines when you get up from his lap. he takes a minute to wash all the foam out of his face, dry it and then softly touch his chin.
"wow! you're a pro, baby! it feels so smooth..." he exclaims.
"really? prove it!" you tease.
"want me to prove it? come here..." taeyang grabs you by your waist and captures your lips in a kiss that still slightly tasted like shaving foam. "thank you for taking care of me..."
"you're always welcome, baby" as you give his little nose a boop.
heeyy can I request p1h smut? idk what exactly but can it be dom theo? if you want ofc
testing his patience
a/n: this wasn’t meant to be so long but I kinda sorta got carried away oops
genre: smut because I’m ovulating oops
pairing: idol! choi taeyang x f!reader
warnings: meanie!theo, degradation (f!receiving), praise kink, groping, hair pulling, spit kink, blowjob, against the wall fuck (idk what it’s really called, don’t yell at me), unprotected sex (boo don’t do it kids, wrap it up!), creampie galore, sir kink, lowkey dacryphilia
Your boyfriend is a very tolerant man, you’d even consider him to be one of the most patient people you know. Theo rarely shows when he’s annoyed, at least not when it comes to you anyway, but the messages coming through his phone are starting to eat away at his resolve. Practice has been hectic all week, thus his busy schedule and as a result, you’re not able to see your boyfriend as often as you may like. Theo is rehydrating during the five minute break Keeho granted them before he reaches for his phone to check his messages.
princess y/nnie 6:29pm received
baby, I miss you so bad, is there no way you can’t fake a stomachache and come home?
[image sent] 6:30pm received
Theo curses under his breath as he instantly shuts off his phone the second he sees the revealing picture of you in nothing more than a skimpy set of underwear. He glances around to see if anyone was within viewing distance and lets out a sigh of relief to see that the others are too busy scrolling through their own phones. He clicks back into the message thread, albeit with his phone tucked close to his chest and the brightness all the way down.
princess y/nnie 6:33pm received
come play with me <3
Theo’s jaw clenches as he types out a response.
theo 6:57pm sent
you’re such a dirty girl for sending me pictures like that when you know I’m at work, baby. but don’t worry, I’ll make sure to handle that bad behavior when I get home. <3
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The door clicks shut so quietly, you completely miss it as you finish washing up dishes from dinner. You’re humming to yourself and swaying your hips side to side, your sleep shirt hanging past mid thigh and hair lazily put up. Theo steps out of his shoes, dropping his duffel bag off to the side before following the sound of your quiet hums. Any other night, he would’ve came home and cooed at the sight of you looking so domestic, kissed your neck and whispered how glad he is to be home. But now? He was oozing tension and frustration and you were his victim of the night. He crosses the space in a few steps, one hand gripping your hip and pinning you against the sink, the other reaching up to tug your hair back and make you face him.
You cry out at the sudden roughness, “Hey what-”
The cold stare he gives you is more than enough to shut you up, but his tone is even icier, “Do you enjoy acting like a little slut when I’m at work? Hm?”
Theo gropes your tits through your shirt, scoffing at how easily your nipples get hard under his touch, “Did you really think you could get away with teasing me like that? Dumb little girl, you must really only think about getting that pretty cunt ruined, isn’t that right, sweetheart?”
His body is warm against your back, cock hard and nestled perfectly against your ass. You can’t help but whine and press back against him, the venom dripping from his words add to the fire in your stomach. You chew on your lower lip giddily as he grinds into you.
“I was just feeling lonely, baby. Missed you so much, needed you to touch me.” You whine.
Your boyfriend smirks and slips his thumb into your mouth, delighted to see how eager you are to suck on it. An idea pops into his mind, one that has him aching to bring to life. He releases you without a second thought, turning you around to face him before giving you a mean kiss and shoving you onto your knees before him.
“Missed me? Or my cock? Get to sucking, pretty girl.”
You whimper at the authority radiating off him, from the tone of voice that leaves no room for argument to the way he seems so much bigger now that he’s standing over you like this. Your manicured hands are quick to make work of tugging his sweats down far enough for you to slip his cock out. You practically salivate with want at the sight of his hot red tip oozing precum all for you, thick veins following the length of his shaft.
With an experimental swipe of your thumb over his tip, you gather enough of his arousal to jerk him off a few times before placing a kiss on his mushroomed tip. You let a glob of spit fall onto it before spreading it with your fist, taking him into your mouth and humming contently at the familiar heady taste of his arousal. You make the mistake of glancing up at him as you open your mouth wider to fit more of his length, provoking him to curse out with a subtle jut of his hips.
“Fuck-” Theo grits his teeth and grips your hair at the root, forcing you to take him in just a bit further, “doing such a good job of putting that slutty mouth to use, think I like you better with a mouthful of cock.”
Your eyes water as he fucks your mouth, each thrust stinging at the back of your throat but you sit there and take it because it’s only feeding the fire now blazing inside you. Without much thought, your hand begins to trail toward the heat between your thighs. You let out a pathetic moan around his girth once your fingers come in contact with the slick arousal that coats your folds completely. You don’t get more than a few tentative rubs around your clit before Theo is yanking you off his cock, staring down at the hand in your panties in pure disbelief.
He brings you back up to your feet, tilting your head up to look at him as he slaps your hand away from your neglected cunt. “I don’t recall giving you permission to touch yourself. Are you really so selfish you can’t even pleasure me without touching yourself?”
“It hurts… baby, please.” You whimper, rubbing your thighs together in an attempt to soothe the throbbing in your panties.
Theo leans closer to you, the tip of his nose nearly touching yours as he grips your jaw harsh enough to force your mouth open. He’s silent as he lets a glob of spit fall into your mouth before shutting it for you with a dark glint in his eye.
“Swallow.”
And you do.
He hums contently before shoving you back up against the kitchen wall, your cheek pressed up against the cool textured surface. He yanks down your panties with such haste you’re left wondering whether you’ll even find them in one piece later. You don’t have much time to dwell on it before you’re feeling the familiar weight of his cock tapping against your ass. Your legs spread for him instinctively, back arching as you present yourself to him in all your needy glory.
“This what you wanted? Hm? Wanted to get fucked like the needy little thing you are?” He grunts as he runs his cock along your folds, coating it in your slick.
“Yes.” You breathe out as you anticipate him finally slipping inside.
Theo grips your face and tilts it toward him, “Look at me while I stretch you out. Sluts don’t deserve prep. Isn’t that right, princess?”
Your eyes flutter shut as he bullies his cock all the way into you, knees nearly buckling at the pressure of being so full. “No, sir…”
“Such a good pussy, taking me all the way in like I knew you would.” He grunts as he bottoms out, heavily breathing in your ear and nibbling on it just enough to drive you insane.
You’re barely gathering your bearings, grateful for the moment of grace he’s given you to adjust to his size before he begins to pull his hips back only to snap them back against the plush of your ass. His cock slides in and out of you so deliciously your hands immediately come up to grip the wall, paint chips gathering under your nails but you couldn’t be bothered to care at the moment— not with the devastating angle he had you in. Theo fucks you with the type of vigor that has you trying to squirm away from the overwhelming amount of pleasure, it’s too much and too good.
“F-fuck—hah—baby t’much!” You cry out as you plead him with your eyes to slow down for just a moment.
Theo simply presses down on your lower back to deepen your arch before pulling you back to meet his every thrust, “No, you’re going to take everything I give you. Remember that you asked for this.”
He emphasizes his point by snapping his hips even harder, eyes locking in on the way your own begin to roll back. His gaze soon travels down to the white ring beginning to gather at the base of his cock, your ass rippling with each mean thrust. Theo knows perhaps he’s being a bit cruel by denying you the mercy of slowing down but he’s no longer in control of himself, long gone is the level headed man he prides himself on being. Right now he’s possessed by the need to prove to you that he’s not one to be messed with because whatever is dished out, he will return tenfold.
A particularly deep thrust has you sobbing for him, encouraging him to hit that same spot over and over until you’re babbling nonsense.
“Oh! Sir, please don’t stop!” Your vision is blurry as you feel the coil in your stomach tightening.
Your boyfriend sports a wicked grin and picks up the pace, releasing your face in favor of reaching down to rub at your clit, “Right there?”
“Yes yes yes!”
He’s been with you long enough to recognize that you’re teetering on the edge of your release, knows you well enough that he knows exactly how to unwind you and pick you apart until you’re a mess for him. The frustration of your misbehavior from earlier still weighs heavy in his mind and manifests as a mean voice telling him to make you suffer just a little while longer.
“Gonna cum so soon, princess?” He taps at your clit with soft little slaps that have your legs twitching.
“Mhm, need to cum- oh, please let me cum, sir!” You cry out, fighting the urge to fall apart for him right then and there.
Theo’s cock twitches at the desperation in your voice, your pretty pouty lips blabbering on and on about how he’s fucking you too good. There’s even a few stray tears that have started to travel down your cheeks and he truly has to fight against his body’s natural instinct to fill you up at the mere sight. You’re squeezing him so tight he knows neither of you are going to last much longer, he has to drag this out for just a moment longer.
“Don’t know if you deserve to-hah- cum just yet, princess. Beg for it.” He grunts, sweat trickling down his neck and into his collarbone. He tucks the bottom hem of his shirt in between teeth to reveal a much better view of his cock destroying your cunt.
“Pleasepleaseplease oh my god, I’m gonna cum please I need it so bad-” you choke out in between desperate whimpers as you feel yourself beginning to slip over the edge.
“Gonna act up again after this? Hm?” He questions, rubbing harsh circles against your clit once more.
“Fuck! No, sir! I promise I’ll be so fucking good! Just please let me fucking cum!” Your words begin to slur together as the coil inside you begins to come undone.
“Atta fuckin’ girl. Cum f’me. Do it now.” Theo hisses as he chases his own high along with yours.
His firm chest presses against your back, squishing you against the wall as he fucks you so well you’re unable to form proper words. Your brows furrow as you finally let go, gushing around his cock and crying out pathetically. Theo is soon to follow, groaning and cursing profusely as he empties himself deep inside you, fucking his cum back into you before coming to a slow halt. He rests his forehead on the wall beside you while the lust previously clouding his mind slowly begins to dissipate. Your body trembles through the aftershocks of your orgasm, cunt throbbing around his girth until he finally pulls out. Not too long after, you’re feeling the warmth begin to trickle down your thighs.
“Fucking hell.” Theo lets out a breathy chuckle.
You mumble tiredly, “‘m sorry for distracting you at work.”
He kisses your sweaty temple, turning you around and holding you in his arms, “Don’t apologize, Princess. I know I’ve been busy lately, I’m sorry for that. But you’ve got me now so let’s go get cleaned up and tucked in bed, yeah?”
You allow him to guide you into the master bathroom, eyes struggling to stay open, “Sounds good, love you.”
Theo smiles at you, “I love you more, sweetheart.”
Adding more to this because honestly I feel like dragons are a untapped market. Also because this is still in my mind even after writing, and I do this to get the demons (my thoughts) out of my head.
First part ⬅️
• As previously stated he would help teach you spells, wanting to help give you a form of protection so that he knew you could handle yourself. But he truly is a hype man while teaching. Like the smallest improvement or even just the build up of learning simple spells, he'd cheer you on as if you broke a Da Vinci code.
• (going based off of the fact that the members have joked about soul being their designated bug catcher) If there was a mouse or bug he would immediately shout, and go to the furthest path away from it. All while pointing at it and asking you to teleport it away, as you've been farther away from his tower, so logically of course you must send it as far away as possible lol
• Depending on your situation, but let's be real someone who camps out in a dragon's tower away from the city likely had an important reason to leave..., if it was to avoid an arranged marriage he would offer randomly after some time together "Well if you get married to me they can't force you into a marriage... At least that way you wouldn't have to worry about traveling around"
• He wouldn't dare say that it was because he liked you, but rather that it was the obvious solution to your problem. But if you agreed be prepared for him to go out of his way to do more things for you because, "Well a partner would do this right?"
• Honestly it would probably be very confusing, but if it got to the point you straight up asked his feelings, he would act as if it was obvious the entire time that he meant it romantically despite him not approaching it in the manner.
• In some ways he honestly would act more like a grumpy house cat rather than a dragon. Like the whole "I want pets, but don't dare pet me" vibes.
• So don't expect much contact, but when there is some he'd rather be the one to initiate it so he's able to control what's within his comfort range.
BEST FRIEND P1HARMONY A⇴Z HEADCANON ⇴ Choi Taeyang
A ⇴ ATTENTION
He prided himself on reading you well, Taeyang paid a lot of attention to you in order to check how you were so that he knew what to do for you whether you were either in a good mood or not quite feeling like yourself.
B ⇴ BICKER
It was pretty rare for the two of you to bicker, it was just one of those things that you didn’t do often together. As much as you loved to tease and joke around, somehow bickering just wasn’t something that happened, neither of you knew why, especially because of how much you teased each other as well.
C ⇴ COMFORT
Time is something that Taeyang takes advantage of when you need comforting, deciding to give himself a moment to figure out exactly what you needed. Once he knows if you want a hug, someone to talk to, or something else, he’ll head over to you and do whatever it is that he’s decided to do.
D ⇴ DISAGREEMENTS
Conflict with you was something that Taeyang wasn’t a fan of, he much preferred harmony between the two of you. The only time when conflict really did arrive was when Taeyang was getting stressed at work and maybe getting a little bit shorter with you than he usually did. He was lucky that you knew when he was a bit stressed and tended to let him take his mood out on you without causing too much trouble.
E ⇴ EARLY YEARS
Getting to know you was one of Taeyang’s favourite things about your friendship, he loved finding out as much as he could about you. It surprised you at first just how many questions he asked you, a small part of you worried for a little while, but soon enough you realised that it was just Taeyang being attentive and caring about you which qualities which definitely brought you closer towards him.
F ⇴ FAMILY
Taeyang’s family loved how excitable Taeyang was whenever he was around you. Seeing how giddy he was when he was around you and how funny he was when he was with you too made several members of his family smile. As much as they loved seeing how excitable Taeyang was, they also loved to see the dynamic between the two of you and watch just how well you got along when you were together.
G ⇴ GETTING TOGETHER
He doesn’t care what anyone has to say, if Taeyang wants to go out with you as his best friend then he absolutely will. If you want to stay in though, then he’ll be more than happy to do just that, usually Taeyang will just go along with whatever you want to do, and not let anyone else influence what you do.
H ⇴ HABITS
The two of you had a habit of teasing one another, you loved to try and push each other’s buttons. You were both incredibly clued up on exactly how you could annoy one another, and although others would sometimes be taken aback by the things that you were saying, you knew that you were only joking.
I ⇴ INSIDE JOKES
With your bubbly personalities, inside jokes were frequent between the two of you. You were full of silly things when you were around one another and coupled with some of the funny things that you saw other people doing too when you were out and about, you had plenty of inside jokes saved in your memories.
J ⇴ JEALOUSY
Even though some of your friends weren’t exactly his cup of tea, Taeyang would still be friendly with them as he didn’t want to upset you or cause any trouble. You could tell which of your friends he was slightly off with, but Taeyang did enough so that no one else could catch on. As long as he was nice to their face, you didn’t mind, but once the two of you were alone, a jealous rant from him would soon take place.
K ⇴ KICKS
Taeyang got a kick out of the two of you succeeding. Whether it was through working together, or one of you doing well, Taeyang loved when you both were achieving good things and able to bring yourselves more opportunities, always using any good news as a chance for the two of you to go out and celebrate.
L ⇴ LOVE
He loved the energy that existed between the two of you and how the two of you just seemed to bounce off of one another. You two worked so well and complimented each other seamlessly too, whilst your personalities were far from identical, the different traits worked well together. It wasn’t just something that Taeyang loved about you both, it was something that many others loved about you two as well.
M ⇴ MEETING
The two of you first met through mutual friends and seemed to just hit it off ever since. You seemed to just click somehow, although you had heard mentions of each other before from your mutual friends, you never expected that you would get on quite as well as you did when you eventually met in real life.
N ⇴ NONSENSE
He was a bundle of energy when he was with you which led to Taeyang doing plenty of silly things around you. You never quite knew what to expect from Taeyang when he was at his most energetic self.
O ⇴ OBSESSION
Taeyang was obsessed with your personality and how well it worked with his. You had plenty of similarities and plenty of differences too but when the two of you combined it all seemed to work out perfectly.
P ⇴ PRECIOUS MOMENTS
The moments that meant the most to you was when your friendship was starting out and Taeyang was discovering so many new things. He loved the discovery as he was often surprised by things that you told him, with plenty of facts about you that he was never expecting him which always kept him intrigued.
Q ⇴ QUESTIONS
He loved discussing ideas and thoughts that he had, asking you what your thoughts were too. Whether it was work, plans, or something about someone else, Taeyang loved to try and get your opinion too.
R ⇴ RANDOM FACTS
In his wardrobe, Taeyang has his shirts locked away in one of the drawers to keep them safe from you getting your hands on them. You had a bit of a habit of stealing them when you were at the dorm, and as such an important part of Taeyang’s wardrobe, he didn’t want for any of them to end up going missing.
S ⇴ SUPPORT
Despite liking to do things for himself, that didn’t stop Taeyang being appreciative of any support that you gave him. You knew as independent as he tried to be that having your support and that extra person by his side was something that helped him a lot more deep down then he liked to admit.
T ⇴ TRIPS
Getting the time to go on trips was rare for you both, and so your trips were usually more just like days out. The two of you made the most of any time, even if you only had the chance to explore Seoul.
U ⇴ ULTIMATE
He felt lucky to say the least being able to call you his best friend, and Taeyang let everyone know about that too.
V ⇴ VISITS
You would usually visit Taeyang when he invited you somewhere. If there was an opportunity to invite you to work and to let you see him at work, then Taeyang would send it your way straight away.
W ⇴ WISDOM
He was by far not the best at giving advice, but that didn’t stop Taeyang at least trying to help you out when he could.
X ⇴ XXXX
When he was full of energy and on his toes, Taeyang could be very affectionate around you. Without even thinking about things, he’d start poking you or tickling you to try and get some sort of reaction from you.
Y ⇴ YOU
You were his favourite, there was no one that Taeyang liked as much as you.
Z ⇴ ZZZ
Usually, the two of you would end up going to your apartment when you hung out as it meant that you didn’t disturb anyone, especially the other members as the two of you were usually quite loud together.
please can i have some married hc with theo maybe post war with some smut? i don’t mind if you don’t ofc
note: thanks so much for requesting!
warning: this hc contains sexual content and some fluff. :)
• while assisting to help rebuild hogwarts was rough, theo didn't want to wait to marry you anymore.
• he proposed to you on the steps where you two first met after measuring your ring finger one night a month prior when you were sleeping.
• draco, blaise, pansy and even hermione (a frenemy throughout the years) were ecstatic for the two of you.
• even ginny was really excited that she ended up helping the girls with planning the wedding. insisting that you had certain types of flowers, decor, and the arrangements had to be precise. perfect.
• you've been married for a few months now and life was amazing to say in the least. especially since his dick was deep in your tight cunt at the moment.
• theo nipped your neck softly before trailing small kisses upwards to make his way up to your lips.
• he looked down at your face adoringly with a smile while pumping his hips forward to push inside and kiss your walls with his hard length.
• "you're" thee left a kiss. "so" then another kiss. "pretty." he whispered against your lips before stealing a soft, sensational kiss.
• "mmm." you mumured in response, gasping and giving him small moans in appreciation.
• your clit pulsed under your husband's touch when he took your slick wetness and smeared it across your puffy small nub to easily rub continuous small circles.
• when theo somehow pushed further into your pussy, he groaned and shoved his tongue into your mouth. his teeth clashed against yours, taking everything you could give him with ease.
• "i love you so much beautiful girl." he rasped after pulling away.
• thee slipped out but quickly slammed back inside due to your coated cunt. kissing the corner of your mouth and mumuring in response to your whisper.
• "i love you too so much thee." he smiled at your use of nickname and you finished. squeezing his length you milked his cock, causing him to still inside and fill you up with his cum.
Hii😊 good luck on ur test btw! Could u pls write #8 #15 and #18 with p1h Theo pls? Thank u🌻
THANK YOU SWEETIE! i really appreciate it ♡ i have your request done so here it is! ♡
18. "I couldn't get you out of my mind."
15. "Did I say that out loud?"
8. "How mad would you be if I kissed you?"
[01:36 p.m]
Taeyang and his best friend had a study meeting due to an impending test. But something was wrong with Taeyang. He was staring at Y/N with a silly smile and didn't listen to her at all. He acts like this for a few days.
"Why are you so cute. I can't get you out of my mind," he said, still smiling silly.
"What did you just said?" Y/N looked at him with a smirk.
"Eh? Did I say that out loud?" Taeyang covered his mouth, blushing hard.
"Yes, you did. Do you want to hear the secret?" she asked him, moving closer to him.
"I'm listening," he leaned toward her, his cheeks still red.
"You're cute too, especially when you're red as a tomato," she whispered into his ear, giggling.
"How mad would you be if I kissed you?" Taeyang asked her with the brightest smile on his lips.
"I wouldn't be," she smiled, waiting for Taeyang to kiss her.
for wizarding wednesday ( when it here) can you do something for theo nott (smut preferably but i don’t mind) with a hufflepuff reader
"aren't you a good little huffle slut?" theo taunted with a smile. tracing a finger from your chin, to the back of your shoulder and then down your back. you nodded eagerly in response while feeling him unclip your bra to expose your soft tits and hardened nipples.
he smirked and put a hand to your lower back, cupping the front of your pussy with his other to tease a fingertip over your tiny clit. your breath hitched and he chuckled, kissing your neck.
theo hummed before turning your body around so you were facing him. "hi beautiful baby." he smiled and glanced down at your body before sitting you down on his bed.
"what are you doing thee?" you said when he kneeled down and put your legs over his shoulders. theo's brunette strands fell over his forehead while he knelt and spread your wet folds to glide his finger down your cunt.
"going to eat your pretty little pussy." he rasped and you reached forward to put your fingers through his hair, smoothing some strands back away from his eyes.
without warning, you cupped the back of his neck to push him down towards your hole. theo quickly shoved his tongue inside your cunt, slurping and desperately licking. eating whatever you allowed him while some of the wetness decorated his lips.
you glanced down to watch your boyfriend and moaned at the sight, his warm breath fanning against your pussy. theo's nose nudged your clit every time he pushed forward after drawing back and you jolted, feeling sensitive from the red puffiness of your nub.
"please, thee i need it so bad." you murmured, tilting your head back. and he chuckled against your pussy, causing you whine from feeling the vibrations. "be a good girl for me and i'll let you cum." he muttered against your pussy lips before putting two fingers inside while flicking and flattening his tongue down on your clit.
32; “I saw you staring at each other, I just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”
It was just another normal day in AP Biology - where Theo would annoy you until you felt as if you wanted to jump off the nearest cliff. It was happening more often than normal, which annoyed you even more than before. Currently, Theo was poking you constantly with his pen as your teacher, Ms. Finch, droned on carelessly about genomes and such. You had studied the night before, and read ahead of the whole class, meaning you knew all of this anyway. Considering that you didn’t need to pay attention, you began to poke Theo back in his ribs.
He growled softly at you, latching onto your arm tightly and pulling it away from him. Giggling, you retracted your arm harshly, “You don’t like it when I do it, huh? Well, that’s not fair.”
He rolled his eyes annoyingly before copying all the notes furiously that he had missed while teasing you. And, just as he was almost done, you pushed his notebook off his desk and onto the floor. Theo immediately groaned loudly, catching the attention of the rest of the class. “Are you kidding me?”
Ms. Finch raised her eyebrows at the two of you, tapping her foot impatiently as Theo recollected his items hastily. When he had finally reopened his notebook, he moved his seat, now sitting across the room. This gave you access to notice his jawline that was extremely sharp, and the stubble that lined his chin. He was exceptionally attractive, and you couldn’t deny it at all.
Just as you were beginning to drool, you heard the piercing sound of the bell, and you swung your backpack over your shoulder. You waited for Lydia at the doorway before she finally ran towards you, eyes widened as she bumped shoulders with you. “What?” You laughed.
“You and Theo. I saw you staring at each other,” Lydia frowned suddenly, “I just wasn’t sure if it was sexual tension or murderous rage.”
“Pretty sure it was both,” You replied haughtily as you continued your day, ignoring the growing attraction you felt towards Theo. It meant nothing anyway.
