What to call me: you can call me Bread, Toast, or practically any iteration of my user!
She/Her | 03' liner | Theo Ult | Multistan
I write about silly little games and kpop, whichever is my current hyperfixation 🪻
Rules: Not really any rules, other than the fact I don't write angst/smut and I don't really take requests. Sometimes I will if it's for a continuation of what I've already written. I just feel pressure from requests, but y'all are still lovely 💜🌸 My one hard line is no member x member.
Sometimes I might write something smutty, but I just can't write actual scenes. My ace spectrum ass can't handle typing it out lmao, but do know that I block minors who interact with said content. So please consume fics responsibly, I'll always have it marked as such before the actual fic starts ⚠️
ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ Established Relationship with Theo hc ʕ·ᴥ·ʔ
Warnings ⚠️: implied fem reader, subtle mention of pregnancy but not in depth
(This honestly is inspired very slightly from a dream I had, because I'll be honest... I don't think I could work in Ava from abbot elementary. Don't ask, I have no answers 😭💀)
• Normally with couples they describe the beginning stage of a relationship, puppy love, as when the couple is just obsessed with each other. No one else existing in the world...
• To me it honestly gives the vibes that he would be more reserved and careful in the beginning, yet the longer you're together the more whipped he is.
• Like it gets to the point his natural state is being connected at the hip, a hand finding it's way on you with any excuse possible
• And while he might gush over you some in deeper conversations, it's normally either silent relaxing or he's going to try and goof around.
• Oh you're feeling a bit sore today? You don't even have to ask and he's already giving you a massage.
• the only thing is you're probably still going to be the one cooking lol, he'd help get things prepped and then go "when you make this it always tastes the best, right? :)" aka he doesn't want to cook meals 😭
• the exception is if you're sick, he'd drop whatever he was doing to make whatever you were craving even if he couldn't cook that well. Or at the very least would try to get the best takeout version haha.
• Any sense of him wanting to protect himself from getting sick gets outweighed by the fact he hates thinking about you taking care of anything sick as a dog.
• I feel like his joking personality often overshadows the fact that he's caring. Like is it super outward? No, but even if it's subtle he's always doing something to help out or lessen your burdens.
• would very gladly show off his guitar skills anytime you asked, would probably teach you a few chords as well.
• If you have small hands like me, he'd definitely laugh if you struggled reaching all the strings for certain chords. If anything he's definitely glad someone has smaller fingers than him for once.
• I could see him not really planning on wanting kids, especially since his schedule is already fairly busy, but if anything... came up so to say, I could see his vibe of it changing fairly quickly
• like instead of thinking about him having a kid, the prospect of just the thought of it being your kid together he's already thinking about names before anything is even confirmed. (If you'd want it too, I could see him being satisfied with life in either direction, just he'd be happy with yet another layer to your relationship getting added.)
• He also gives me girl dad vibes. Not like typical spoiling a princess, though he would definitely dote on them, I see him planning on teaching his daughter how to absolutely beat the shit out of anyone that could cause her problems 💀
• so many impromptu wrestling matches...
• going into the doting though, despite the fact the members always say he has the worst fashion sense out of all of them, even with the simplicity of his own outfits he's putting everything into helping choosing out cute clothes for her
• He also would definitely let her do his hair or dress him in her fun accessories. He'll pretend to be annoyed like "again? We did this just the other day..." but he wouldn't be able to hide his smile 🤭
It's not much, but I couldn't take more inspo from my dream. Simply.... It's better off not even written down. Hopefully y'all still enjoyed the short thing, I was planning on posting a demon!Theo HC but I got inspired for this first teehee. ♡
i like the vibe that's in this, the 'reserved at first but down bad later on,' i think it seems pretty realistic as a thing, and i'm obsessed with the history that goes into the depiction of the relationship here. so theo. so good. dangerous for the delusions tho let me tell yall.
Shion getting hurt either because one of his teasing methods goes wrong... or just that he decided he wanted the dopamine... and he absolutely refuses to let you clean it because he's savoring the thrill of the sting ❤️🩹
"If you die from an infection, don't be surprised if people take that as me being available-" suddenly he's very willing to cooperate and let you clean his cheek. Just don't be shocked if he also enjoys the burn from the rubbing alcohol a bit too much 😮💨
Idk why I'm always attracted to the assholes who like to control situations... It's extremely ironic because I'm absolutely not into that, but... the prospect of dominating a sadomasochist? sign me up. Oh you wanted to give me a punishment? get a taste of what you were going to do... Needless to say I've been having thoughts 😀
When the fandom is non existent so you have to write your own fics .... Which also means it needs to be kept under lock and key, because I'm not risking getting perceived for this stuff
I act so nonchalant, but then I see scrumptious moles on someone and I just want to kiss and bite them. Get your ass over here so I can worship your skin.
genuinely frustrates me so much that my picture formatting on posts will randomly change once I upload (on mobile), and no matter what it won't let me fix it until I boot up my pc and fix it on desktop fmll
Drew this inspired by the pictures of dogs with a sign after they chased the mailman or destroyed a toy lol 🐉💚
Care instructions: warning he might do it again..., handle with care, accept the pretty rocks he gives you, offer to carve a sculpture together. Taking these steps might mitigate the chances of fire outbursts.
↑not sure how much clearer I can make this, no you won't be an exception you WILL be blocked. I've blocked half of my interactions on this because of ages not being listed
Unoriginal concept, but who cares: yeah any dragon, expect some kind of "mating cycle". The only thing I imagine though is that it doesn't actually happen that often (in a human's perspective of time)
First time you're there for it, he'd just ominously say a few days before to not visit him without an explanation. But he wouldn't want to put any pressure on his partner to help him through it
That does not mean he wouldn't enjoy it though ...
He seems like the kind of guy to try and refuse getting a bj, that it would be unfair to someone so precious to be put in that position
"How could I possibly dare to ask you to sully your knees or get a sore throat, purely for my own pleasure? That's nonsense..."
Which is ironic considering he wouldn't hesitate to go down on you, literally would do it without a second thought.
Honestly he'd literally say to use his body as you see fit. Which I imagine can make it complicated if both of you just want the other to feel good. Might have to fight about who actually is the one serviced until someone breaks, but be prepared cause dragons are pretty stubborn.
But when he does get the chance to do something purely out of his own desire, his brain short circuits
Please don't tease him for not lasting long, he won the fight but lost the battle... (─.─||）
At least his remaining stamina will make up for it, so you won't be too disappointed
I feel like he probably is suited to a partner who's a soft dom, he's already used to people treating him as someone higher than and an authority figure. Mix it up and tell him what to do for once
I say soft dom though because I don't think he would handle any name calling or humiliation well, he's already too worried about how people perceive him... Give him the praise and scritches he deserves, he'll probably think he wronged you somehow otherwise
Despite the fact he's the one dominated the way your bodies look after leave nothing to show for it... You look like a very loved chew toy
If anything he'd probably want to get bit back, but because his body heals better almost nothing ever gets left behind. He'd literally stand dejected in the mirror when he noticed that his skin was too strong
Honestly who wants to bet he'd use a taboo spell to bind yourselves together to finally get his physical marker of the relationship?
He'd be a little too giddy after seeing the mark show up on him tbh, settle down a bit sir...
If his face wasn't stuck in the crook of your neck enough, his aftercare consists of a lot of nuzzling.
One, he finds it soothing. Your scent surrounding his senses entirely? Heaven.
Two, it comes with the bonus that it adds his scent to you as well (as if the sex wasn't already enough to do that.... He sure thinks it wasn't.)
He will be stuck to your side for maybe a bit too long. Want to take a bath to clean up? He's in the bath behind you. Need to get dressed? No, don't get out of bed he'll just use magic to float your clothes over.
If there's any reason you actually need to be away from him expect a lot of sighs and pouting. It's devastating to him, frankly almost the end of the world (｡•́︿•̀｡)
Ugh thinking about Malleus with a reader who's typically pretty open about how they're feeling, or tries their best to be pretty sentimental. But then when anything happens that means emotions run high (good and bad) they turn a bit more formulaic or logical in their actions because they just don't know how to handle the rush of emotions.
Warnings ⚠️: Mentions of sad thoughts/crying, but nothing that I think warrants a warning other than they didn't enjoy their old world too much
Reader is !gn
Aka imagine a person sobbing because they are disconnected from their old world without a way back, but then explain it out like it's word problem they're trying to solve.
• "Well I know why I'm crying, but also it doesn't make sense. I already know there isn't a way back, so why should I be dwelling on it especially when I enjoy my life here? But no, my body decided right now it's only time to cry about it. Like, yes, obviously I'd not like the fact I have no choice... But there wasn't much going on for me anyways before, so why do I miss it?"
Or you have them literally questioning right in front of him why it makes them nervous to kiss... Rip.
• "Sorry, my nerves are just really high, which frankly why? Why would my body freak out for spending time with the person I love? Like hello, I'm doing what we are supposed to want right now, stop making it worse for me brain by making me a coward about kissing my own boyfriend."
Poor Malleus is supposed to be the one not quite good at social interactions... But they can be awkward handling it together 😭❤️🩹
I think that day to day stuff, they probably have a handle and can help him through conveying what his intentions are in situations. Either helping him know the words or phrases that suit best what he's trying to get across. But they're both going to stumble through romance, as people who aren't used to handling what those feelings entail. I think the work of it though probably would end up making them understand each other well though, and get a healthy understanding of how to express themselves without it turning into a misunderstanding.
• ie. Malleus realizing that reader trying to calculate their feelings in front of him with a stoic face doesn't mean that the feelings aren't there, nor are they questioning their relationship. You're just questioning your body's dedication to making it feel like you just ran a marathon over a simple hand hold.
• Also reader realizing that him not being able to express the way he's feeling as well doesn't mean that he doesn't feel the same. And no the storm he accidentally caused when you called a salamander cute on your walk wasn't because he was angry you, he was angry at the salamander.
He apologized to the salamander afterwards when he realized he didn't need to compare himself to a salamander, don't let the salamander know though that it was because he remembered how much you'd marvel at his draconic features. It's purely because he thinks he's cooler as a dragon and more worthy of your adoration 😔
Slightly different formatting than my norm, but that's because this is less thought out in a fic style. This is just pure thought + example. I still tried to make it somewhat though without too much editing, cause this is slightly (purely) indulgent writing. It's hopefully not too ugly.
