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The Signs as types of potatoes

ARIES: Boiled potato

TAURUS: A hench jacket potato overfilled with tuna

GEMINI: French fries

CANCER: Mashed potato

LEO: Crisps

VIRGO: Sweet potato

LIBRA: A potato from the ground

SCORPIO: Extra burnt potato

SAGITTARIUS: Wedgies

CAPRICORN: A cold uncooked potato

AQUARIUS: Magic mushroom stuffed potato

PISCES: Apple bacon stuffed sweet potato

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The Signs as famous artists

ARIES: Van Gogh

TAURUS: Frida Kahlo

GEMINI: Jean-Michel Basquiat

CANCER: Monet

LEO: Salvador Dali

VIRGO: Andy Warhol

LIBRA: Michelangelo

SCORPIO: Georgia O’Keeffe

SAGITTARIUS: Leonardo Da Vinci

CAPRICORN: Banksy

AQUARIUS: Jackson Pollock

PISCES: Picasso

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What the signs should focus on in 2017

ARIES: You really need to work hard this year and endurance is key. Try not to get so easily angered and shocked when things happen that could’ve been predicted way before. You know when you are being over emotional so suck it up and watch a good film to calm down. You can be selfish, but you really do need to focus on what you want this year to grow. Eat more fruit lol.

TAURUS: Educate yourself on topics you wouldn’t usually look into (you stick to what you know too much), hanging with new peeps will benefit you this year and a change of style- you’re gonna have to change someday so go outside and gain real experiences. Also stop complaining so much when you may not be innocent all the time.

GEMINI: Despite your reputation you hold many secrets~ so respect them, even if you’ve been hurt it will not make you feel better by saying what you shouldn’t. Self healing for you is done by having knowledge so READ because you are really good readers 👀 try to find yourself on your own, you are too easily influenced by others.

CANCER: Being a sore loser makes you look like a bit of a dickhead, not everything can go your way so you need to accept what has happened instead of radiating your moodiness. You also need to set yourself some clear life goals soon which you can work hard for. Go to places further away than usual for a good day out.

LEO: You edgy fucks, you don’t need to be mean to yourself and others by making jokes for you to gain your confidence. You probably need to have a glass of water in a min because you’re dehydrated lol, also chill and lay down on the grass with yer mates or something.

VIRGO: Like Leo, we can see through you despite the front of perfection you put up, it’s hard for you to open up but when you do, don’t victimize yourself when you are fully aware that you are not to blame. Also take a risk jeezus you’re gonna get your feelings hurt in life so u might as well just do something risky.

LIBRA: Ngl looks like you’re doing alright, but it will do you good to delve deeper into things that have previously sparked a tiny bit of interest-you might need a kick up the backside because you’re usually on the fence with most things-try more unusual food definitely and if you have a bucket list that has only a few things completed, whip it back out. You also need to be mindful of the people around you that may not be who you think (or want) them to be.

SCORPIO: Stay on top of your work, you know where you’re heading so don’t let it easily slip away. Surround yourself with your favourite people more often- you may be deprived in this sense. Make sure you’re looking after yourself and just chill out when you feel too much hate/anger filling up inside ya.

SAGITTARIUS: Take more of an interest in the feelings of people around you. Be mindful when you are speaking, you have a way of easily manipulating others, so stop toying with people because its not fair on them or you. Also listen to more music genres this year jeez.

CAPRICORN: Get the feck out of your house, and not just to go to school or work lol. Enjoy your time with people and give them your time, you will see that people appreciate your presence. You are allowed friends in your “busy” life (busy meaning you may also be wasting your precious time doing things that do you no good whoops), do not limit yourself this year and take opportunities that people are willing to give. Also a new hobby which keeps you active would be good for ya like a sport.

AQUARIUS: You have the biggest God complex- shut up and use your intelligence to grow instead of gloat. Keeping a diary or some form of frequent emotional outlet may be good for ya- instead of building it up and being distant until you let it out and its all a reck. Also please take in what others say because you are so observant but so oblivious?

PISCES: Stop being so annoying by chatting shit lol- the ultimate silent shit chatter- try using your logic in situations which hurt you, you can do this as you are a great thinker! Realise that you are not the centre of everything, self healing this year comes from letting your past go.

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The Signs as Romeo & Juliet characters

ARIES: Benvolio

TAURUS: Prince Paris

GEMINI: Irrational town people

CANCER: Wet Nurse

LEO: Prime Minister of the town

VIRGO: Priest

LIBRA: Juliet

SCORPIO: Tybalt

SAGITTARIUS: Romeo

CAPRICORN: Juliet’s Mum

AQUARIUS: Mercutio

PISCES: Extra irrational town people

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The Signs as types of eggs

ARIES: Fried egg

TAURUS: Protein egg shake

GEMINI: Two yolks in one egg

CANCER: A soft egg with a hard shell

LEO: Egg and Soldiers

VIRGO: Cracked egg

LIBRA: Russian egg

SCORPIO: Egg sex toy

SAGITTARIUS: Omelette

CAPRICORN: Hard boiled egg

AQUARIUS: Poached egg

PISCES: Egg nog

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The Signs as ABRA Songs

ARIES: No Chill

TAURUS: Feel

GEMINI: BIG BOI

CANCER: CRYBABY

LEO: Pride

VIRGO: THINKING OF U

LIBRA: U Go I Go

SCORPIO: Roses

SAGITTARIUS: Fruit

CAPRICORN: Human

AQUARIUS: Atoms

PISCES: U Kno

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The signs as snacks from the corner shop

ARIES: Kinder Egg

TAURUS: The whole shop

GEMNI: Double Decker

CANCER: Mint Gum

LEO: Lion Bar

VIRGO: Nerds

LIBRA: Flake

SCORPIO: Bournville Dark Chocolate

SAGITTARIUS: Bounty

CAPRICORN: Cadbury Milk Chocolate

AQUARIUS: Space Invaders

PISCES: Turkish Delight