#thepigeonqueen

[dramaticalcorgi]

thepigeonqueen replied to your post: so my friends are finally starting to get...

As a DM, can confirm, I have made at least 89% of my NPCs LGBT in some way - we are the ones with the power

we are the Supreme(tm)

[hiddencosplayinplainsight]

Taako from The Adventure Zone: Balance?

Taako (comic) 

Taako taco From The adventure zone : Balance.

Top is the here there be gerblins comic and the bottom is my dream/ own version of taako. 

Yes his umbra staff has firetrucks on it. Lup would fuck with her brother that much. 

[askarkham]

“Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and then lay down on our blankets for a nap.”

--Barbara Jordan

[brinytrolls]

I swear if Faldur wins prom queen at the ball I'm going to die

if faldur wins prom queen im afraid his ego would skyrocket so much he might just like achieve full sentience and take over my consciousness????

this will become his blog

[hashtagonlyingotham]

Do you guys have an actual twitter I could follow that retweets/writes #onlyingotham stuff? Because I'd definitely follow that.

I’m not active enough on social media, but if anyone wants to volunteer... =3 

[lexicals]

Doodle request for Padparascha from the new SU episodes? :3c

YES….. GOOD

[canadian-riddler]

Had a thought - if BTAS were set in our current present day, do you think Riddle of the Minotaur would still be a computer game, or do you think Eddie could have created it as a puzzle game in the form of a free phone app instead? It may be more accessible that way, so more people playing his game = a very happy Ed?

He probably would have done both.  Y’know how there’re some games with a full version on PC or console and then they have like a mini version on phones or handhelds that’s either the same game with the levels slightly changed or a different game along the same lines?  I think he’d do that.

The way gaming works these days would potentially make a cult classic like Riddler of the Minotaur very profitable.  It’d take him like two seconds to whip up a few DLC maps he could market a season pass with - it looks like a lot of work and worth the twenty bucks to the common consumer, but to him it’s taking money from babies.  The mobile version would, of course, have in-app purchases, and if he could get away with it maybe even spyware.  After all, if his game gets THAT famous even BATMAN might download it...

[lawful-evil-novelist]

Answer all the OTP questions for your favourite Rogue's pairing! \o/

So my favorite Rogue pairing is Scriddler because Jon and Ed are my children, my shitty little children.  They’re precious.

1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl?

Jon is the night owl, Ed is the early bird.

2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon?

Ed is usually the big spoon but that usually ends with Jon just going “fuck it” and turning around and hugging Ed.

3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle?

Ed hogs the covers, but the cuddler of the relationship depends on Jon and his mood, but Jon is usually the cuddler.

4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses?

Jon is a sneaky and smooth motherfucker when he wants to be.

5. Who usually has nightmares?

Jon doesn’t just have nightmares, he gets night terrors and Ed wakes up in the middle of the night because Jon’s screaming in terror or pain Ed’s not sure but Ed can’t do anything because you can’t wake up a person having a night terror.

That said, Ed talks in his sleep and you can tell when he’s having a nightmare.

6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day?

Jon has the weird thoughts in the middle of the night, Ed has them in the middle of the day.

7. Who sweats the small stuff?

Usually Ed but sometimes Jon’s anxiety gets the best of him.

8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas?

Jon usually sleeps in either just boxers or straight up nothing, Ed wears pajama pants and a tank top.

9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)?

Ed will make both of them coffee but Jon doesn’t have the patience to make Ed’s coffee.  That said in the case of hot chocolate Jon usually makes it.

10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour?

Jon and Ed both like sweet but Jon also likes sour.

11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies?

Jon likes horror movies, Ed prefers romance.  Unless it’s Disney movies, they both love Disney movies.

12. Who is smol/ Who is tol?

I mean compared to Jon Ed is short as hell so that’s a given.

13. Who is considered the scaredy cat?

Ed.  That’s not even a question.  Obviously it’s Ed.

14. Who kills the spiders?

They don’t kill the spiders, they put them outside, they’re not monsters.

15. Who is scared of the dark?

Ed’s more scared than Jon is.

16. Who is scared of thunderstorms?

Ed.

17. Who works/ Who stays at home?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the idea of either of them giving up their criminal careers because of a romantic relationship is just hilarious.

18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person?

Jon and Ed are both more of cat people, but Jon likes dogs more than Ed does.

19. Who loves to call the other one cute names?

Jon actually really likes giving Ed pet names.  He uses a lot of French ones like “mon coeur” and sometimes he calls Ed “mon petit chou” or “mon canard” which side note, these are actual French pet names and allow me to translate these: “mon coeur” means “my heart”, “mon petit chou” means “my little sweet bun” (like he is calling Ed a pastry), and of course “mon canard” means “my duck”.

Language of love my ass it’s normal to call your romantic partner a duck in French.

Also side note Ed speaks French so he knows what Jon’s saying, none of those words are different in Canadian French.

20. Who is dominant/ Who is submissive?

Well that just depends on their mood.

21. Who has an obsession (over anything)?

I think we know both of these nerds have their own personal obsessions.

22. Who goes all out for Valentine’s Day?

Ed is a lot more romantic than Jon.

23. Who asks who out on the first date?

Jon asked, Ed complained that he was going to ask until Jon cleared his throat loudly like “I need an answer, not complaints that you didn’t get to ask.”

24. Who is the talker/ Who is the listener?

Ed talks more, Jon listens more, but if Jon has something to say Ed will listen like nothing else exists.

25. Who wears the other ones clothes?

Jon wears Ed’s boxers a lot.  He also wears Ed’s shirts a lot.

26. Who likes to eat healthy/ Who loves junk food?

It’s kinda split, that is when Jon remembers to eat.

27. Who takes a long shower/ Who sings in the shower?

Jon takes like upwards of two hours in the shower.  Ed sings in the shower, but his voice is nice so sometimes he and Jon will sing duets.

28. Who is the book worm?

Jon is most definitely the bookworm.

29. Who is the better cook?

Jon.  Ed burns water.

30. Who likes long walks on the beach?

Both of them like their long walks, so a long walk on the beach is just enjoyable for them.

31. Who is more affectionate?

They’re both equally affectionate in their own personal ways.

32. Who likes to have really long (deep) conversation?

Jon.

33. Who would wear “not guilty” t-shirt/ Who would wear “sin” t-shirt?

Ed’s wearing the “not guilty” shirt, Jon’s wearing the “sin” shirt with his “BITCH” sunglasses and drinking Starbucks.

34. Who would wear “if lost return to…” t-shirt/ Who would wear “I am…” t-shirt?

More accurately, Ed has the “if lost return to Jonathan Crane” and Jon’s shirt says “keep him”.  They think this is hilarious.

35. Who goes overboard on the holidays?

They both do.

36. Who is the social media addict?

Both are occasional twitter posters and they have surprisingly popular twitter accounts.  They also talk shit on each other.

37. Height difference or age difference?

Both, Ed is 8 inches shorter and three years younger.

38. Who likes to star gaze?

Both of them like it, and they point out constellations and make up their own.

39. Who buys cereal for the prize inside?

Ed, Jon doesn’t eat cereal in the first place and more importantly, doesn’t care.

40. Who is the fun parent/ Who is the responsible parent?

Jon is closer to the responsible parent and Ed is just straight-up the fun parent.

41. Who cries during sad movies?

Ed does, Jon sits beside him with handkerchiefs.

42. Who is the neat freak?

Ed is a lot neater than Jon.

43. Who wins the stuffed animals at the carnival for the other one?

Because Jon spent about two years dating Joker he got really good at carnival games, so he usually wins the stuffed animals.  There was one time he won a game console when the stall owner was heckling them, he gave the guy two dollars, took one of the cheap plastic balls, looked the stall owner dead in the eye, and threw the ball.  He knocked over all the cups in one try and ended out this by “Can I have one of those bills back?”

44. Who is active/ Who is lazy?

Jon’s lazier than Ed.

45. Who is more likely to get drunk?

If we’re talking who drinks more? Jon.  If we’re talking about who the lightweight is: that’s Ed.

46. Who has the longer food order?

Ed.

47. Who has the more complex coffee order?

Ed.

48. Who loses stuff?

They both do but Jon loses more stuff and he always loses the dangerous stuff.  He lost one of Joker’s bombs once.

49. Who is the driver/ Who is the passenger?

Jon only has a motorcycle license that’s regularly suspended.

50. Who is the hopeless romantic?

Ed.