thesilencedscream replied to your post:Oh my god okay i need to calm down
What happened? Is everything ok?
no no i'm fine oh my gosh
what happened was i went out to a desert bar i like a lot and tried ordering an actual drink for once but i ended up getting a bit tipsy from it. not terribly tipsy but it threw off my center of gravity a little bit and made me kind of giggly and stuff
and then i got an anon ask on my mobile and in a stroke of genius tried to answer it seriously in my quasi-buzzed state. instead the combination of my Find Everything Funny State of Mind and my flailing clumsy reptile hands on my delicate little iPhone led to this sort of infinite loop of spouting out ridiculous typos, finding said typos aggressively hilarious, trying to correct the typo, failing miserably, coming up with worse typos and gibberish, and restarting the cycle all over again until my "answer" was a mishmash of incoherent gibberish
but that was a few hours ago and i think the feeling has passed. the moral of the story: 8 dollars is too much to pay for a drink when you suck at holding your liquor