Uncredited AU
Going to graduate school was supposed to be less stressful than your undergraduate degree; there’s fewer classes, you’re studying what you love rather than needless general courses, the professors are more chill, etc. That was supposed to be true, but the first month of graduate school led Characters A and B to believe that they had successfully found their academic arch nemesis: each other.
In an attempt to one-up the other, both students chaotically attempt to gain as many undergraduate minors as possible before completing their masters degree. Why, you may ask? Well, these two idiots can’t stand to think the other can do something they can’t, even if that’s Beginner’s Russian, or Introduction to Music Theory, or that one weird class in the basement of the occult building that only had four students registered and a professor whose name they didn’t recognize and the syllabus is only one page and the course’s supplies include a dead rat and two paperclips--wait...