#thethings

[thetimelordbatgirl]

....One, thethings has a new series where they reimagine stuff....which is cool i guess, this one aint but the concept of the series is fine. And two, your saying ‘4′ meaning its after 3.5 where Mal marries Ben finally, meaning by this logic, Mal would be cheating on Ben with Harry- and like, the video says they get together after rekindling their old spark after the barrier is down, but like bruh, THATS STILL CHEATING UNLESS MAL BREAKS IT OFF WITH BEN- and again, ‘old spark’, Mal and Harry NEVER dated- then again this channel basically is doves cult at this rate and obsessed with her and thomas, so.... And three, just stop with the descendants 4 crap....it aint happening, 3.5 they already pushing their luck with, 4 is something that would be too much for even disney and even if they did, i dont think they’d ret-con siblings into the movies, so.....sorry thethings, you wasted editing david henrie for nothing: 

[yoohyeon]

WHY IS JUNGKOOK THERE I’M CRYING 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[thetimelordbatgirl]

This video already opened on the narrator saying to give her a break and that they'll not about to paint her as a victim.......yep, good start for thethings here.

So- thethings are still continuing with their bullshit- remember when they hated Uma? Yeah by this point, it should be known, their new victim is Audrey.

In this video alone, they assume Audrey as queen would have abused her power as queen and been rude while Mal....is the queen Auradon deserves- right, these idiots haven't heard of a, teens growing up into adults and therego changing and b, the fact that Audrey was actually nice in the book prior to the first film and Mal was just as bitchy to Audrey, but nah, clearly Mal who came to Auradon with plans to help destroy it and who love spelled Ben is the queen that it deserves and Audrey whose a teenager and will change, isn't.

But no, they make it worser of course- they suggest that if Hades hadn't fully revived Audrey, it'd be true loves kiss to save her....and that she'd have to kiss a....MIRROR.....in the end, cause she's apparently only in love with herself- and then say joking aside.....and then go on to trash Audrey anyway, saying she has no kind bone in her body....and then they nearly play nice with her and hint its down to grandma what happened....but then they suggest she should have gone to the Isle of the Lost....if not for the sceptre, for the crown......okay by that logic, Mal should have been sent back the moment it was known she did the love spell which is worser then stealing a crown- but of course, in order to avoid people pointing out they being wtf, they go back to playing nice with Audrey at the end.

And no, the thumbmail never gets referenced....its just there I guess to reference Mal SOMEHOW.

In short- another WTF thethings but no one should be surprised by this point.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

You know, its funny thethings have maybe a couple good Uma videos leading up to D3- why? Cause they've obviously moved their racism to the newer targets in the movie: Celia for at least one video and Audrey for the rest of them.

In short, if your a WOC and you happen to be hurting their white fav Mal or happen to be easy pickings, your guaranteed to be getting a video making a video about how your the worst thing around and how Mal gets points for basically existing while also ignoring points in the trailer just to make you into a bad guy more and more cause god forbid you acknowledge anything that would GASP, make Mal in the wrong and the WOC in the right.

Also yes, THE PATTERN OF MAL BEING IN EVERY THUMBMAIL IS REAL- seriously, shes in EVERY ONE.

And I love how Hades, a grown ass white man, is ranked 'GOOD' on the thumbmail while Audrey, a WOC whose just 18-19, is ranked 'BAD'- just- wow, thethings aren't even hiding it anymore.

Oh and there's also this little gem where, clearly trying to earn brownie points, thethings made a Huma video, BUT GOSH DARN IT, GOTTA SLIP MAL IN THAT THUMBMAIL SOMEHOW:

[thetimelordbatgirl]

......Did thethings smoke something???? Cause.....what.....who.....who even thinks that after three movies and four books???

Like, the theory itself......is what you expect, its bullshit- its just saying similar powers equals they related somehow and shit- plus you got the obvious debunk thing: Mal can turn into a dragon like Maleficent, Elsa cannot- and Mal has powers Elsa doesn't even and resembles her mother- thethings using Mal's blonde hair in D2 is also not evidence due to the fact that we all know it was magic hair dye spells to appear normal.

In the words off that guy who debunked thethings harry potter theories video: if its a theory they made on their own, its likely terrible.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Okay so um, can we please send these guys the memo to remove the ads from their videos? Like, the first one last I checked gave me three ads in total, the second one had about two-three and the third one had two ads.

Its obviously known to everyone at this point adverts make money for youtubers- especially if your fans of channels that discuss crime and as a result, youtube purges their adverts out almost and the rare advert you can get in their videos you watch- so channels like TheThings and TheTalko make fucking billions for 10 minutes videos and they'll slap some ads on it and call it a day.

And of course, I've already mentioned TheTalkos fucking video- still the same fucking problems: they called it The Tragic Story Of Cameron Boyce's Life when Cameron's life wasn't tragic at all and its just gross to call his life that, let alone them profiting of someones death with their adverts only ONE day after the guy has died (please ignore the 2 hours on the screenshot, that's the original screenshot and the video is at least a day old now).

And now we onto their sister channel, TheThings- im gonna not go into my problems with thethings today its not important- who have....TWO videos on Cameron Boyce- one is just a tribute and its a nice thing.....but- um, it has adverts.....just- thethings is also adding um, ads to their videos on Cameron which means they also profiting of his death- like I said, they could be donating the money which is something Cameron would want, but one, its not mentioned at all in descriptions and two, it doesn't change the fact that the ads are there in the first place- TheThings aren't dumb teenagers, they adults, they should know the definition of advertisement on youtube and how it makes them money on their other videos- they just put the adverts in the video and as a result, are making money of someone's death.

If we can call out youtubers for clickbaiting people's deaths, we can call out channels like these for profiting of someone's death.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

TheThings making a video about apparently the 'true' reason why D4 was cancelled when.....D4 was never planned by the looks of things- D3 was filmed to be the ending to the trilogy, its how Kenny works- HSM trilogy and Descendants trilogy- sure- D3 probably has an open ending, but that's most likely up to the fans how to handle that, as a lot of the cast are moving on and are doing other projects- plus sadly, Cameron Boyces death- Disney is not stupid: they know if they replace Carlos' actor, they'll get shit and get boycotting- especially with how this is Cameron's last film.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Please tell me its this one, cause I aint watching any other one without losing my brain cells.

Okay in short- this isn't brain cell killing? Heck, it did bring up Huma, though the un-needed Marry is in there briefly with talking about Mal's anger back on the Isle at how much Uma had in comparison to Uma, and it does for once made Mal into the bitchy character TheThings in the past have done to Uma......though we have to sadly switch that out for bitchy treatment of Audrey.

Honestly, I don't think switching Uma and Mal would have effected D1 THAT much, let alone Mal coming to Auradon at the Coronation with Maleficent in the break out or Maleficent even teaming up with Ursula back on the Isle like that, let alone Uma not having magic as she would have sea witch magic and of course, we do get a bit Mal obsessed and STILL got bitchy Audrey at the end of it......and the whole random inclusion of evil Celia at the end....

But eh.....its not that brain cell killing in comparison to most of their videos.....

WHATS WRONG WITH ME WHY AM I SAYING A THETHINGS VIDEO IS GOOD ALMOST FOR ONCE