#they're dweebs

[yanderemommabean]

Since we’re on the topic of da handsomest boys (Bruiser and Sammy), how’re they doing?

Bruiser has a penchant for stealing 80% of my bed despite being 300% smaller than most humans and mattresses, and Sammy has learned that he can in fact force himself in my lap when im on the PC and likes to slam his paws on the keyboard when he gets scared of the storms -Mommabean

[murderyn]

❝ you know, i've been catching myself smiling more lately. i think that's your fault.. ❞

"My fault? These are some pretty serious accusations you're throwing around, Ash." Yet a smile finds its way onto her own face, eyes full of amusement and fondness. Perhaps the assassin was responsible for a few more smiles that have graces Ryn's face in the recent days too. "I'm going to need to see the EVIDENCE against me. Do I need a lawyer? I heard Astarion was a magistrate once, I'm sure I could bribe him into ruling my way."

[pluviacuratio-a]

@timescaping whispered: 🍍  ❝ If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. ❞ (from kasumi bc ….. yeah)

MEME

{ ♪ } -- She'd blushed initially, but it only took seconds for her to burst into loud laughter at the silly pick-up line. Tears welled in her eyes and she used her finger to swipe them away, joy still evident on her face. Time to fire back!

"And if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!"

[kawaiicleric]

can we just stop pretending for one second that this isn’t how klance’s first kiss would totally happen because like 

[agedteens]

To whom it concerns; you guys should follow these ppl Bc they're awesome b@breadfruit21 b@babeplant

[omfgjohnlock]

Sherlock and John are such trash that at their wedding their first song would be drowning by backstreet boys tbh

[meitantei-lavi]

yeah i like ranma and ryoga together

sue me

[oncemorewithfill-in]

I was showing my boys skufs part in state your name and they acted all bored. I miss you.