Hunting Dogs...headcanons except they're not really headcanons just things im pretending are canon even through there is probably canon evidence that makes them impossible to be canon:
Fukuchi was prepared to sacrifice 500 lives but he did not want his 4 hunting dogs to be 4 of those 500, he knew he would be one of those 500, he did not want the rest of them to follow him.
Teruko taught Tachihara how to shoot a gun like as soon as he officially joined.
Teruko doesn't actually remember how old she is cause she just doesn't keep track.
Teruko and Tachihara are the youngest members, with Tetchou and Jouno being the older two with Fukuchi as the oldest.
They don't really celebrate birthdays, but Fukuchi gives them sweets on their birthdays. They do celebrate things, but mostly just achievements, like 'You survived the first year!'(started by Teruko) or 'Tecchou said something smart'(this is "celebrated" by Jouno and Jouno alone) or 'Im bored company party!'(this is Fukuchi.)
Fukuchi actually doesn't hate pineapple on pizza, same with Tecchou, and everyone else thinks it's the grossest thing. Teruko and Tachihara tried it once, Teruko decided that she hated pineapples and Tachihara just "politely" threw like 2 pieces in the trash in front of the two freakoids who liked it.
Tecchou is the #1 Jouno defender (that is somewhat canon though lol)
Jouno taught Tachihara how to fight blindfolded, Tachihara was actually decent at it.
All of them are either orphans or have awful parents(cough cough tachihara cough cough).
Tecchou was raised by lesbians, who are dead because I said so.
Jouno is a pretty good cook, along with Tecchou and Tachihara. Fukuchi burns water and Teruko refuses to learn. Teruko figures that Jouno and Tachihara can just cook. She does not trust Tecchou to cook, even though Tecchou is pretty good at just following the recipe if he has one. Jouno doesn't use recipes much, Tachihara does the exact measurements and the exact movements. So basically it's, Jouno: this is enough also im adding this so it actually tastes good screw recipes. Tecchou: eyeballing the measurements. Tachihara: okay if i don't put exactly one teaspoon of salt this whole recipe is going to go horrible.
None of them bake because Fukuchi normally just buys treats for them.
The other three members ship suegiku so hard. Suegiku is not aware of this.
Tachihara definitely views them like family.
Fukuchi was #proud when Tachihara managed to almost solo him. He was mad sure, but like he was also proud of this kid. He had similar feelings about Jouno's "betrayal". He is #proud_father_of_traitors
okay that's it. i can't think of anymore. suegiku canon trust.












