May 24
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Jouno as Emma from Veil - style imitation try
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[Genderbend🍐]
Jouno as Emma from Veil - style imitation try
Could you do dazai chuuya and ranpo when their wife gets hit on 🤭
bsd men when their wife gets hit on ─ ⋆✴︎˚｡⋆
ᯓ feat. osamu dazai, chuuya nakahara, ranpo edogawa, ryunosuke akutagawa, saigiku jouno ( separated ) contains. wife!reader, fluff, jealous bsd men, reader getting hit on word count. 1.4k 𑣲note. hiii!! thank you for requesting!! I hope you like it!! bsd m.list - main m.list
𝐎𝐒𝐀𝐌𝐔 𝐃𝐀𝐙𝐀𝐈 ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆
This one is the most dramatic.
You’re walking through the city when someone stops you, smiling brightly.
“Hey, you’re really pretty. Can I get your number?”
You’re about to politely decline when Dazai suddenly appears behind you, draping himself over your shoulders.
“She’s taken,” he says sweetly.
The person laughs awkwardly. “Oh, I didn’t know—”
“She’s very, very taken,” Dazai continues, resting his chin on your head. “Emotionally, legally, spiritually, and tragically by me.”
You elbow him. “Stop being weird.”
The person apologizes and walks away.
Dazai sighs dramatically. “People keep trying to steal you.”
“No one is stealing me.”
He looks at you with mock seriousness. “You underestimate my paranoia.”
You smile and lace your fingers with his. “Relax. I chose you.”
He beams like he just won the lottery.
𝐂𝐇𝐔𝐔𝐘𝐀 𝐍𝐀𝐊𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀 ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆
It happens at a bar after a Port Mafia event.
Some guy—too confident, too loud—leans against the counter next to you.
“So, what’s a pretty thing like you doing here alone?”
You blink. “I’m not alone.”
He laughs like you’re joking. “Come on, let me buy you a drink—”
Chuuya appears instantly, sliding an arm around your waist like he materialized out of jealousy.
“She doesn’t need your drink,” he says calmly.
The guy looks him up and down. “And you are?”
Her husband,” Chuuya replies, smiling in a way that is absolutely not friendly. “And you’re blocking my view.”
You hide a grin as the guy mutters an apology and leaves.
Chuuya leans down to your ear. “You good?”
You nod. “Yeah. But you looked like you were about to punch him.”
“He was looking at you wrong.”
You laugh. “You’re so possessive.”
He scoffs, but pulls you closer. “You’re mine. That’s just fact.”
𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐏𝐎 𝐄𝐃𝐎𝐆𝐀𝐖𝐀 ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆
You’re at a café, waiting for Ranpo, when someone at the next table starts chatting with you.
They’re nice. Friendly. A little too flirty.
“So, maybe we could hang out sometime?”
Before you can answer, Ranpo drops into the chair beside you and casually slings an arm over your shoulders.
“She’s busy,” he says, munching on a snack.
The person blinks. “Oh—sorry, I didn’t know—”
“She’s married,” Ranpo adds. “To me. And I’m way cooler.”
You sigh. “Ranpo.”
He smirks at you. “What? I was being factual.”
The stranger leaves, embarrassed.
Ranpo turns to you, completely unbothered. “You’re popular.”
You roll your eyes. “You’re impossible.”
“And you’re still married to me,” he replies smugly.
𝐑𝐘𝐔𝐍𝐎𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐄 𝐀𝐊𝐔𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐀𝐖𝐀 ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆
it happens fast.
too fast.
one second, you’re standing at the counter waiting for your order—
the next, some stranger is leaning a little too close.
“haven’t seen you around before,” he says, smiling like he thinks it’s charming.
you blink politely. “i’m just visiting.”
“lucky place then,” he replies smoothly. “makes it worth it.”
ah.
one of those.
you offer a tight smile, already turning slightly away. “i’m actually here with—”
“you got time for a drink?” he cuts in.
before you can answer—
the air shifts.
you don’t even see him arrive.
you just feel it.
“…step away.”
the voice is quiet.
low.
but it cuts through everything.
the man freezes.
slowly turns.
and immediately regrets it.
because standing behind you is Ryūnosuke Akutagawa—
expression empty.
eyes sharp.
and something dark curling at his feet.
“…who the hell—”
“you are obstructing,” akutagawa says flatly. “move.”
you sigh softly. “…ryuu—”
“hey, man, relax,” the stranger scoffs, though his voice wavers slightly. “i’m just talking to her.”
silence.
then—
“…to my wife.”
it’s quiet.
but it lands like a blade.
the man stiffens. “…your—”
you glance back at him, offering a small, apologetic smile.
“…hi.”
akutagawa doesn’t look at you.
his gaze stays locked on the man.
“…you have five seconds,” he says.
“…or what?” the guy tries.
bad choice.
very bad choice.
the black fabric at akutagawa’s side twitches.
sharp.
alive.
“…one.”
“okay, okay—” the man raises his hands, backing up quickly. “didn’t know she was taken.”
“you knew,” akutagawa replies coldly.
“…you chose to ignore it.”
the man doesn’t argue.
he leaves.
fast.
silence settles.
you turn fully now, crossing your arms slightly.
“…you scared him.”
“that was the intention.”
“…you didn’t have to threaten him.”
“he was too close.”
you sigh. “…i had it handled.”
“you should not have to handle it.”
you blink.
“…ryuu—”
“it is unnecessary,” he continues, tone clipped. “for anyone to approach you like that.”
there’s something under it.
something sharper than irritation.
you soften slightly.
“…were you jealous?”
he stills.
“…no.”
liar.
you step closer, peering up at him.
“really?”
“…yes.”
you hum.
then lean in just slightly.
“…so if i said yes to that drink—”
his hand moves instantly.
gripping your wrist.
not harsh—
but firm.
“…you would not.”
your lips twitch.
“…i’m just asking.”
his grip tightens slightly.
“…do not entertain such hypotheticals.”
“why?”
“…because i would not allow it.”
oh.
you smile a little.
“…so you are jealous.”
“…i am not—”
“you are.”
you squeeze his hand lightly.
“…and it’s kind of cute.”
he goes still.
“…cute?”
“mhm.”
“…this is not a matter to be considered ‘cute.’”
you laugh softly.
“…okay, okay.”
you lean closer, lowering your voice.
“…but just so you know… i wasn’t interested.”
he doesn’t respond immediately.
his grip loosens slightly.
“…i am aware.”
“oh?”
“…you looked displeased.”
you blink.
“…you noticed that?”
“…i notice everything about you.”
your heart stutters.
he looks away slightly, clearing his throat.
“…come,” he mutters. “our order is ready.”
you smile.
letting him guide you away—
his hand never quite leaving yours.
just in case.
𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐈𝐊𝐔 𝐉𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐎 ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆
it starts with a laugh.
not yours.
someone else’s.
too close.
too familiar.
“…you’ve got a lovely voice,” the man says, clearly pleased with himself.
you smile politely. “thank you.”
“can’t say i’ve heard it around here before.”
“i don’t come often.”
“that’s a shame.”
you shift slightly.
“…is it?”
“means i’ve been missing out.”
there it is.
you’re about to excuse yourself when—
“my, my.”
the voice that cuts in is light.
pleasant.
smiling.
but you know better.
“…how bold,” comes the soft hum beside you.
the man turns.
“…sorry, who—”
“ah,” he interrupts gently. “forgive me. i couldn’t help but overhear.”
you don’t even need to look to know it’s Saigiku Jōno.
his presence is… unmistakable.
“you seem quite interested in my wife,” jōno continues, tone airy.
the man stiffens. “…your wife?”
“mm,” he nods slightly. “though i must say, your approach is rather… lacking.”
you bite back a smile.
“…excuse me?”
“well,” jōno tilts his head. “you complimented her voice. how uninspired.”
the man frowns. “i was just being nice—”
“were you?” jōno hums. “it sounded more like an attempt.”
the tension shifts.
subtle.
dangerous.
you place a hand lightly on jōno’s arm. “…it’s fine.”
he pats your hand gently.
“of course it is,” he says sweetly. “you’re far too kind.”
then, to the man—
“…unfortunately for you.”
oh no.
“…look, i didn’t know she was married,” the man says, a little defensive now.
“ignorance is such a convenient excuse,” jōno replies.
still smiling.
always smiling.
“…but i’ll be generous and overlook it.”
you almost feel bad.
almost.
“thanks,” the man mutters, already stepping back.
“however,” jōno adds lightly—
the man pauses.
“…should you find yourself tempted to approach her again…”
his smile widens.
just slightly.
“…i suggest you reconsider.”
it’s not loud.
not aggressive.
but something about it makes the man pale.
“…right.”
and just like that—
he’s gone.
you exhale, turning to jōno.
“…you didn’t have to interrogate him.”
“i did no such thing,” he replies smoothly.
“…you basically threatened him.”
“did i?” he tilts his head. “how interesting.”
you cross your arms. “…you’re impossible.”
“and yet you married me.”
“…questionable decision.”
he chuckles softly.
“…perhaps.”
you step closer.
“…were you jealous?”
he pauses.
then smiles.
“…what a curious question.”
“it’s a simple one.”
“is it?”
you narrow your eyes slightly.
“…jōno.”
he leans in just a bit.
close enough that his voice drops.
“…i do not experience something so crude.”
you raise a brow.
“…so that wasn’t jealousy?”
“…no.”
“…then what was it?”
his smile lingers.
“…ownership.”
your breath catches.
“…you can’t just say that.”
“i just did.”
you stare at him.
he seems entirely unbothered.
“…you’re unbelievable.”
“so i’ve been told.”
you sigh—then smile slightly.
“…for the record, i wasn’t interested.”
“i’m aware.”
“…you are?”
“mm,” he hums. “your tone shifted. your posture as well.”
of course he noticed.
“…still,” he adds softly.
you blink. “…still?”
his hand finds yours—fingers sliding between yours with ease.
“…it is unpleasant,” he admits.
“…when others forget their place.”
your heart softens just slightly.
“…so you were jealous.”
he chuckles.
“…if it pleases you to call it that.”
you squeeze his hand.
“…it does.”
he smiles.
and this time—
it’s just for you.
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the taste of her cherry chapstick! - bsd
↳ flavoured chapstick challenge ft. dazai, ranpo, tecchou, jouno, fyodor
cw// mildly suggestive → making out
DAZAI can never get enough of you. he kisses you like a starved man at any chance presented to him, taking in the taste of your lips whether or not they've been laced with a flavour other than your own. he'll pull you close, lithe fingers busying themselves in your hair while he kisses you deep.
"strawberry," he says in his sickly sweet voice, smiling against your mouth <3
RANPO figured out what you were up to before you even started kissing. immediately noticing the discarded chapstick package in your trash, he already knows the flavour, brand, and store you bought your chapstick from. still, he'll never pass up an opportunity to indulge you, playing dumb until you're satisfied.
"peach," he'll state, the moment you pull away <3
TECCHOU is absolutely obsessed with you. he wouldn't pay much mind to giving you a correct answer; maybe he didn't even notice the soft chocolate flavour lingering on your lips. all he's concerned about is you. taking you in, feeling you close to him; it's all he needs. he loves losing himself in you, maybe just a little too much this time <3
"flavour..? what flavour?"
JOUNO and his heightened senses were more than happy to accept this little challenge from you. although he can't take in your beauty with his vision, he'll let himself sink into every other aspect of you, your scent, the way you feel in his arms, and the delectable flavour lingering on your lips.
"coffee," he'll say without a moment of hesitation, picking up right where he left off <3
FYODOR is a conniving man, brimming with passion. and he was never one to shy away from a challenge. he kisses you like nothing's different, dragging his tongue across your lips as you messily make out. he grabs a fistful of your hair and pulls away from you, a shimmery thread of saliva connecting your lips.
"vanilla..." he'll hum. "eos brand, manufactured in china, probably purchased last week," he'll add, before getting back to his unfinished business <3
In honor of the newest wan episode
POES FINALLY BACK OH <YM GDOPOOD THANK YOU >ORODDD I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THESEE OH MY GOD THANK YOU THANK YOU AHNKA YOU POE I MISSED YOU OH MY GOD
anywyas
My poor mans surrounded by FREAKS
The double standard is noticeable, but also entirely correct.
Based on this comic
heeyy!! can you please do the "think fast, I'm a random girl" for the hunting dogs??? it’s okay if you can’t!! <3
`✦ˑ ִֶ 𓂃⊹ "𝑇𝐻𝐼𝑁𝐾 𝐹𝐴𝑆𝑇 𝐼𝑀 𝐴 𝑅𝐴𝑁𝐷𝑂𝑀 𝐺𝐼𝑅𝐿!" — ℎ𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑜𝑔𝑠
SYNOPSIS: reader does a trend on tiktok with her partner
GENRE: crack, fluff, established relationship
BEGINNING NOTE. im not doing fukuchi for this particular trope, idk why i just struggled so hard to figure out a scenario for him. we are collectively ignoring how late this is...mkay? sry anon for the wait, ive been procrastinating this ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡ i fear they may be out of character bcuz i rarely write for the hunting dogs—i guess this gives me a reason to write for them more. the sillies. im working on other requests, ive just been physically too tired to do anything, lmao.
TAGS. jumping at them, teruko fights back, crack fic, fluff, chasing, reader gets flipped and pinned, very random moments
shoutout to these other anons asking for the same<3
— JOUNO SAIGIKU๋ ࣭ ⭑๋ ࣭ ⭑
"THINK FAST IM A RANDOM GIRL—"
so bro heard you coming from a mile away, you didn't even have time to react, nothing—
you're arm was already snatched and you were flipped over his shoulder and pinned to the ground by his feet.
you blinked in utter confusion.
trying to comprehend yourself.
he stared down at you, listening to the sound of your heart bearing against your chest.
"i heard your footsteps before you even entered the room," he spoke.
"i demand a redo," you huffed, fighting against his grip however he kept you down.
"jouno, lemme go."
"no, you failed your mission—suffer the consequences."
"JOUNO—THIS WASN'T A WAR TACTIC!!!"
he raises his eyebrow at you,
"you seemed to treat it like one."
you let out a defeated sigh,
"i love you?"
"nice try, darling."
he kept you pinned for a few more moments, enjoying any type of bribe you threw at him to let you up, before eventually growing tired of this.
however before he let you go fully, he kissed your cheek as you stood up and mummered,
"love you too,"
Your kiss and I will surrender
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