Things Princess Strawbzilla Likes
Treats
Having her little face smooched
Kibble (no wet cat food, she loves the cronch)
Tummy rubs… But Watch Out
“Tiny Dancer” by Elton John
Telepathic squirrel, rabbit and bird murder
Being the #1-ranked Bug Huntress (no spider is safe)
The Brushings of the Brush™
Shoelaces
Eating brown paper
Slow-blinking and meaningfully nodding toward her toys when it’s Playtime
Warhammer livestreams
The Princess Perch (her cat tree)
Glaring at the neighbors who have the temerity to walk their dogs past her house
The Frilly Fortress (her cat bed)
Sleeping cuddled up in Mom’s arms like a plushie instead of using the Frilly Fortress
Jelly I (her first jellyfish toy, since liberated from his fishing pole)
Fishy (her catnip-stuffed anglerfish)
Jelly II (still attached to his fishing pole… for now)
Her ever-growing collection of jingle balls
Her pink fleecy princess blankie
Blowing kisses
Catnip (kitty 4/20)
Mystery Quest
Yelling
Cardboard boxes of all sizes
Her cactus-shaped scratching post
Dungeon Crawler Carl
The Gentleman Caller (ruthlessly spurning the advances of her hopeful orange suitor and making RRRRRR noises at him in return)
Attacking Dubs’ and Hubs’ feet under the covers despite multiple demonstrations that they’re NOT mice (she cannot be convinced that they’re not mice)
Doing her Wolverine impression (while hugging)
Licking moisture off the mini Ikea greenhouse after we’ve misted the cacti (Rock, Paper and Scissors, affectionately known as The Boys)
Kneading the faux fur throw blanket for a minimum of ten minutes and then napping for hours
The Christmas tree Senseless acts of seasonal destruction
Yoga time with Dubs
Kisses!
FaceTime with her adoring fans overseas
Basking in adulation and the quiet reverence of the masses
World domination
Markiplier
Going EKEKEKEKEK at birds she sees outside
Nose boops
Being a very fluffy baby











