#things we learned

[explodinglobsters]

my first film photos came back from developing and it's safe to say I found a new passion 😁

[adeptish-artist441]

Life lessons that I learned this week

-don’t dip crackers into Caesar dressing. DO NOT DO IT. it tastes disgusting. 

-if you’re in a mountain range and one of the peaks is called a “knob” the top of said peak will be incredibly underwhelming 

[baby-blonde-honey]

[quotezoftheday]

January 12, 2014

Things we have learned from movies...  1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not. 2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. 3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. 4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override communications system of any invading alien society. 5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. 6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. 7. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22. 8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement. 9. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. 10. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once. 11. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her. 12. All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. 13. It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. 14. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving. 15. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. 16. When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English. 17. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris. 18. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will whine when a woman tries to clean his wounds.  19. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. 20. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear. 21. Word processors never display a cursor on screen, but will always say: "Enter Password Now". 22. Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. Tires will squeal on any surface, at any speed. 23. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. 24. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. 25. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps. 26. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

- got it in a email (from the best movies quotes)

[hymntohope]

Things we learned from 'Silver Linings Playbook'

1. It's good to manipulate and lie to people. At least in a movie it's considered a romantic gesture.  2. If you go to therapy, it's okay, even recommended, to devastate the waiting room in order to find little traps that your therapist might setup for you. Also is recommended to bring with you ear plugs, blindfolds and many other devices in order to avoid such traps.  3. In Italian-American families, shouting passes for normal conversation. 4. Everybody in Philadelphia is friggin' insane. 5. If you beat up the man that screwed your wife, then you're in the wrong.  6. If you are caught screwing someone's wife, do not run for the hills like most people would. Instead say "You should go." (personal favorite) 7. If you want to make clear that your relationship is truly platonic, order Raisin Bran. 8. If you are no longer allowed in the stadiums to support your team, then send your bipolar son.  9. Jennifer Lawrence has a nice ass. A great ass, even. 10. If Pat is reading a book in your house, open all windows.  11. If you want to meet an amazing girl, go crazy for a few months...and work out. 12. Once you are released from a psychological hospital, you get your own personal police officer to keep you out of trouble. 13. If you have doubts about the meaning of life and want something optimistic in your life just read an author that shot his brain with a rifle. (another favorite) 14. Even if you get a restraining order against someone, you will show up to his dance competition and let him whisper things in your ear.

Taken from one of imdb boards. I fucking lold.

[inthesefourcorners]

Things we have learned from movies 2:

 All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

 It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

Once applied, lipstick will never rub off even while scuba diving.

You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

 When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will whine when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

 If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.

 Word processors never display a cursor on screen, but will always say: "Enter Password Now".

 Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments. Tires will squeal on any surface, at any speed.

 All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

 A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

 If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.

 Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

source: www.boardofwisdom.com

[inthesefourcorners]

Things we have learned from movies:

1. Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people whether they are employed or not.

2. At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.

3. Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

4. Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override communications system of any invading alien society.

5. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

6. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish.

7. If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.

8. Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.

9. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their archenemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.

10. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

source:  www.boardofwisdom.com

[that-drewgirl]

Things we learned at dinner:

If you crush purple lettuce and then press it into a napkin you get this weird brown juice and the lettuce smells like flowers.