chronicling the great kids' pc adventure game

[nigelspookerjee]

[you-have-made-a-fatal-error]

guys i found the best article

[hotchkiss-and-tell]

Nancy: Chase, good news. I was able to buy Wickford candy bars.

Chase: *sighs* Is it actually cheese?

Nancy: I don’t understand.

Chase: I want to eat Wickford Candies chocolate bars. Is that what you have, or do you have a Moon Chunk block of cheese?

Nancy: I have candy.

Chase: You’re sure? You have candy and not cheese?

Nancy: That is correct. I have Wickford candy bars. I do not have cheese.

Chase: Great! Please, give me the candy.

Nancy: Here you go. *hands him Moon Chunk cheese*

Chase: … Thank you, Nancy.

[cronchyrat]

Give me 6 characters and I’ll tell you who i would:

Push off a cliff

Kiss

Marry

Set on Fire

Wrap a Blanket around

Be Roommates with

[getacluedrew]

Read it again....

[hurricanesonny]

[trademarknickersoncharm]

Y’all. He has my whole heart.

also I’m pissing

[steadybackhome]

Bucket: *exists*

Nancy Drew:

[sharkthief]

I had a dream last night Nancy Drew was my new roommate and she went through my desk and stole my passport and told me she related to everything I said by talking about her mom and then she started a fire in my kitchen, stole my vog mask, and drove away in my car. And she kept texting me weird cryptic things that didn’t make any sense, but kept insisting they were clues only I could help her with. Also, she literally looked at everything through a magnifying class, including me. And her wardrobe was full of the same green horse shirt and the catsuit from Venice. The mystery she was trying to solve was so convoluted I don’t even remember it, but it had to do with me being framed for something at my former college. But I had to do a puzzle lock to get into my garage.

[nancythedrew]

the real reason everyone is leaving the ryokan is because of the gendered bathroom hours and no one being able to take a piss when they need to and ending up with a whole bunch of UTIs

[minettestan]

Another reason HeR changing the entire format of a long established game series is fucked up is the way the ND games are constructed and pre rendered allows for them to run on almost any kind of computer without taxing the system. They removed a huge accessibility factor and for what, a bad game?

[getacluedrew]

Read it again....

[ladylindaaa-deactivated20200809]

The Nancy Drew Tinder Saga: Part 1

Here it is. Our collective masterpiece. I would like to thank my collaborators: @naancypants , @professorhotchkissesta , @henrikvanderswoon , @nancydrew-onthecase , @nigelspookerjee , @knockoutqueenoftheunderworld​ , and @snack-shop-boss​ !

Who would YOU swipe right on?? 🌹

Part 2 coming soon 👀

PS i learned photoshop for this

[snack-shop-boss]

They’re so beautiful 😪

Thank you for letting me help you with our boy Henry!

[detectivedrewshouldgetaclue]

Say cheese lol! ...what?? Is this a bad time or something?

[nednickersonsgf]

im sorry what now???

[nancydrew428]

I'm sorry, what is this?

[letmeclaireify-deactivated20240]

I’m sorry but who exactly asked for this shit?

[nancydrew428]

Pillows are $25.99, fleece blankets are $55.99, and none of them look special, comfortable, or all that cute 🤷

[letmeclaireify-deactivated20240]

Yeah and like the pillows...do they actually expect people to fall asleep with their heads on those rinky dink bitchass squares?

[nancydrew428]

I would venture to say that most pillows are around $25, but they better be soft and either bigger and/or home made for me to spend that much😂

[american-teen-against-crime]

Oh my goshhhh

HeR can you actually make Merchandise that we’ll BUY

[henrikvanderswoon]

I never thought I would ever want to say: 'I'd like to speak to your manager," but... in this case... it might be a necessity 👀

[ryan-kilpatrick]

You know...why didn't they ever try to sell a detective kit?? Like just a fucking fanny pack with a magnifying glass, fingerprint kit and lockpicks? I'd buy that shit

[nednickersonsgf]

okay i would love a fingerprint kit and lockpicks i would be doing that shit all day😂

[nancydrew-onthecase]

Someone get HeR on the phone. We need these fingerprint kits and lockpicks. 10/10 would spend my money on that

[nancythedrew]

what kind of question is that, Bess

people don’t usually plan out the location and time of their heart attacks and make sure to set a Google Calendar reminder for it

[nancythedrew]

imagine if in MID HeR had really delved deep into the false accusations of witchcraft in Salem and the mob mentality and prejudice that went into them and used it as a parallel for false convictions at present and the systemic racism that results in the miscarriage of justice

but instead we got this

[jonathanisdoge]

Cowards

[that-drewgirl]

Unrelated but there were so many fucking comma splices in this game and it makes me angry

[nancythedrew]

messing up haggling with the vendors and getting stuck paying full price for an item in Pont Neuf