#thirstblogging

[nearsightedbaddie]

to this DAY i'll knock the dust off it idc

[jimxugle]

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[wet4wolverine]

King of the Cage Wolverine in X1 is the hottest a man has ever been. you agree. reblog

[summerstrash]

Who Has An Ass? An Analysis of The Summers Family

Chris: Christopher Summers does not have an ass. He just does not. He lays incredible pipe but has absolutely no ass to speak of.

Katherine: She had quite a nice ass but it's far from the first thing you'd notice about her beauty.

Scott: No ass. Absolutely no ass, just like his daddy, except he also is a bottom, so...yeah.

Alex: A plush, sexy dumptruck ass is all he has. Please don't take this from me, he needs at least one win right now.

Gabriel: He has a hockey player's ass. He also has no idea what hockey is.

Nathan: His ass is 100% muscle. He could probably kill a man with his glutes.

Rachel: She's got a nice ass, but like, that came from her trip through Spiral's Body Shoppe. Naturally, she inherited her father and grandfather's ass.

Honorable Mentions:

Adam Neramani: He, like Alex, inherited their mother's ass.

[herecomesnaya]

Roman Sionis (Birds of Prey 2020) could literally spit on my face and I’d be like yes sir thank you sir

[johnmurphysreddit]

Looks like he owns an axe

Lincoln -- for firewood or fighting. whatever the moment requires.

Season five Bellamy- he uses it for firewood.

Nyko - these herbs ain’t gonna chop and grind themselves.

Roan -- what kind of man doesn’t own an axe? 

[aeide-thea]

so i’m listening to richard armitage read a georgette heyer novel (i don’t normally do audiobooks, being a much more attentive reader than listener, but i had a headache & thought i’d try resting my eyes) & oh no, you guys, it turns out he does a wonderful variety of character voices of all genders, ages & classes—i wouldn’t previously have classed this as a devastatingly attractive ability in a person but apparently it is?? part and parcel of Hot Kind Dad affect i guess

[jimxugle]

if jerk off why still horny