#this bitchhhhhh

[lionfloss]

My first phone in high school

[honeyviscera]

FOUR PSYCHE LOCKS????????

[ncvabcrn-archive]

“ayo can i get a dolla”

[thealternatemind]

@thirst-mom

[blink985]

I

LOVE

IMPULSE

SPENDING

😩💕😤💦😭😩💞😤😭😭😂🙏👀💕💓☹️🤧💦🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

[thefearofcod]

Sadie: 1,3,7,12,16,24,25,29,35,41,44

god, think you sent me enough of these?

1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything?

Sadie Anne Hutchins. It’s not her birth name. It’s not her legal name. It’s not her first fake name. I picked it off a gravestone, I’m not even kidding. I wanted something relatively normal, but also slightly antiquated to get the Real Fake Name Feel. 

3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory?

Her childhood was 100% unremarkable, except that it was perhaps even good and still produced this evil bitch. She doesn’t dwell on it much, to the point of having forgotten sizable chunks of it out of sheer sloth. She remembers people she didn’t like and probably still holds petty grudges against them for reasons she can’t fully articulate.

7. Did they have lots of friends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends into adulthood? 

l m a o this bitch didn’t have any real friends till she was an adult, and even then he’s literally a monster. They met in middle school but didn’t like or know each other particularly, and then they met under Whacky Circumstances as adults and now they’re fucking inseparable and it’s disgusting.

12. What is their favourite food?

Sushi! Girl’s got a hollow leg for it. And she’ll con anyone into paying for it.

16. Do they collect anything? What do they do with it? Where do they keep it? 

You fucking mother fucker, what are you doing asking this. She collects the skulls of dead Heroes, which she makes sure are in pristine condition by first collecting the live Heroes who will produce the skulls. She doesn’t really do anything with them other than talk to them about how awful they are and then psychologically/physically torture them until bored, at which point they die. She keeps them in a janky dream basement like a freak.

24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress?

You know those cats that sleep places and you’re like “buddy why?” She’s like that except she’s a grownass woman wearing a Darth Vader Hello Kitty shirt. Her preferred place to sleep is, of course, Theron’s lap.

25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves?

Things Sadie finds funny: the suffering of her enemies, memes about cats and lizards being friends. She has a fucking awful sense of humor, laughs at horrible things, usually Theron making fun of a Hero. Sadie is not funny at all ever. She’s the mean girl whose sense of humor is exclusively sneering at those she considers beneath her, which is nearly everyone.

29. What do they do when they find out someone else’s fear? Do they tease them? Or get very over protective?

TORMENT THEM MERCILESSLY NONSTOP CONSTANTLY FOREVER. 

35. What’s their guilty pleasure? What is their totally unguilty pleasure? 

Sadie absolutely does not experience guilt as far as I can tell. It’s a totally unnecessary reaction and only serves to hinder her in the pursuit of whatever bullshit thing she’s after today. She’s first and foremost a hedonist, and guilt doesn’t do it for her. So that said, she doesn’t have guilty pleasures. Her totally unguilty pleasure is watching her victims come apart at the psychological seams; she can sit and talk to anyone for hours if it means watching them crumble. Also she likes soap operas. 

41. What’s their sexuality? What do they find attractive? Physically and mentally? What do they like/need in a relationship?

Her sexuality is hard to quantify; she’s essentially ace, and regards sex as something she can use because other people like and want it and will do things if she sleeps with them. She’s got the depth of one of those plastic kiddie pools, shallow as hell. The idea of having sex with someone as something non-manipulative is pretty far outside of her frame of reference; the idea of sleeping with Theron is actually pretty off-putting to her. She likes him? Why would she... do that... with someone she loves and values??

THAT SAID, she values honestly in all relationships very highly. She’s never really had cause to lie to Theron, who is not her boyfriend, he is just her friend, who is a boy, leave her alone ok, and she loves him for who he really is. And that’s terrible.  

44. What is their favourite season? Type of weather? Are they good in the cold or the heat? What weather do they complain in the most? 

Summer, without question. Sunny days where she can lie in the sun and nap are where it’s at. She’s much happier in the heat than the cold, doubly cranky when it’s raining. Kitties don’t like water. She makes Theron carry her over puddles.

[blairwitchapologist]

this was a cute night n also GUESS WHO FINALLY GOT HER LEARNERS

[tylerposet]

oh my goodddddddd girl U CAN’T DO SHIT STOP TALKING LIKE YYOU CAN YOU SUCK ASSSSSS