#this happens often

[paperplateprose]

when a writer says to themselves "i'm gonna take some time to write" they are in the first stage of 137 and will take approximately too many minutes to actually start

[hylianane]

My mom asked me why I was smiling to myself and I didnt know how to tell her that I was picturing Zoro clasping his hands and pretending he’s holding a bug to torment Sanji

[doodlehistory]

“Em. This is breakfastless behavior.”

[wowza8]

Marlene is the type of gf to stand in the dark wearing something ridiculous until Dorcas comes home to jumpscare her, cuz it’s ‘good for the heart’

[ultra-raging-ghost]

Something's probably wrong with me but it's probably fine, it'll go away eventually

[athyrium-angustum]

I’m formally coming out as a Cytherea apologist. If I had stage 4 cancer for 10000 years and my boss was the most annoying man alive I would start killing people too. Can you even blame her

[em0goose]

Mama Price falling asleep rocking little Simon for a nap. Nik finds them in the oversized rocking chair, Simon very much awake with his big brown eyes looking up at him while he cuddles up to Mama again

[clandestinebat]

girlcock on my dash