#this is a joke... mostly

[cecilpedia]

Transitioning just so I can play the faggiest version of Judas from JCS

[kaltsits]

Just so y'all know if I kms Microsoft was my 13th reason

[pipwife]

the fact that so many philuz shippers are lesbians.... proof that they are a femslash ship

[can-of-pringles]

Omg I just realized another reason why Henry automatically likes baby El (y'all are going to laugh but hear me out) she's similar to a spider- LET ME EXPLAIN

Both small

Both fuzzy (depending on the spider but still)

Both can't see too well (if at all in some spiders' cases)

Both are *relatively quiet

Both can be held

Both overall can't do much compared to humans/bigger humans and are slightly helpless to humans/bigger humans

[kettin]

idk how to do most Required Life Things™ bc i wasn’t built for it. i was built to be draped elegantly on a chaise lounge being hand-fed grapes and fanned with palm fronds by my gorgeous half-naked attendants.

[sleep-being-shy]

If someone buys me tacotime rn I will love you forever

[desmodus-dracula]

I love encountering people with good opinions. It's so rare its like finding a shiny pokemon

[can-of-pringles]

Henry would listen to See The Light by Ghost send tweet