#this is funnnnnnn

[lone-troll]

stuff for a christmas prompt at a cool server + cool outfit.

[kiramessa]

dadcastellanos replied to your post “dadcastellanos replied to your post “dadcastellanos replied to your...”

omfg that is hilariously perfect. and he'd probably always bring it up later on like "well at least IIIIII know what a ROOK actually IS" and every time the deputy's like "ohhhhh my god EVERY TIME"

for anniversary gifts he gets them little corvid and chess-appropriate accessories--a necklace, a brooch, a little hair tie (if their hair is long enough); different rook pieces from different chess sets, etc. then one day, after he’s given the deputy a surprisingly thoughtful amount of these little gifts (which they really don’t know what to do with, but they can’t just throw them away), they look up at john and say, “this is all very magpie-like of you.”

and john pauses for a second, because he’s happy that they actually bothered to look up yet another corvidae (probably in the book he gave them that they use as a coffee coaster), but he can’t tell them he’s happy, so he just goes, “i see where you’re headed with that, but magpies don’t actually like shiny things. they’re drawn to whatever they think is interesting.”

deputy thinks “goddammit, i hate you,” but what they say is, “my point still stands.” and it takes john a little longer to realize what they’re getting at.

[queencvbra]

going to the doctor in a few minutes and judging by how this went last time I'm probably going to be heavily medicated for at least a week so expect my activity to be more sketchy

[ivehadatechnicaldifficulty]

18, 26, 43 😌

18. What hair products do you use?

Ooohh so I use one of those scalp brush thingies to massage my wet hair first and then I double shampoo. I use either the Garnier one with clay and lemon for greasy hair or the Nature Box repairing shampoo bar with avocado! I like to switch between them! Then I use the Nature Box repair spray/leave in conditioner on towel tried hair. Blow-dry with my head upside down et voila 😊 I do also sometimes use Nivea dry shampoo, I'm trying to get more time in between wash days!

26. A scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

Mmmm... idk... I replay most scenarios tbh... anxiety I guess...

There isn't really one that sticks out...

43. What’s your take on spicy foods?

Don't like super spicy foods, but a lil spicy is okay! If it's more than a lil, I'll need milk! 🤷‍♀️

Thank you, Al!!! 😊😘

[looselucy]

This is what we get when his stylists aren't in London to help

Harry’s stylist when he see’s that mess

[exhuastedpigeon]

Title: Playing with Fire

Oh this has pining and a little angst written all over. 

Stiles and Derek have been flirting and fooling around for a few months and it’s fucking awesome.

Stiles is talking to Lydia about Derek one day and she warns him not play with fire because he’s going to get burned. 

Then Stiles realizes he has feelings and get’s distant which throws Derek off because he thought they were dating and now he feels like Stiles is going to dump him. 

They talk it out and realize the miscommunication, then they have really great sex. 

[habibialkaysani]

so I am totally not writing a fic where after oliver gives nyssa the demon's head ring, nyssa takes advantage of the moment to formally divorce oliver once and for all. of course I'm not.