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he’s dramatic, he’s gay, he’s angry, he’s traumatized, he’s a theatre kid, he’s a criminal, he’s wanted by the most important people in the world, he’s a master swordsman, hes terrible at telling jokes, he’s a prince, he has a dragon, he’s besties with his great grandpa reincarnated, hes autistic, he’s redeemed himself, he’s a bitch, he’s awkward, he likes turtleducks, he has anxiety, he’s got PTSD, he’s a girldad, he’s the firelord, and he’s my favoritest boy
Cinder: Guys, my friend here is bilingual. Dae: Yes. Cinder: Which means they like both boys and girls. Dae: Ye- wait, what- Saun: Cinder, that's not what bilingual means- Cinder: Shhh, it's okay Dae. I still love you, man. Dae & Saun: ... Cinder: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-
Dea: Sometimes I drink milk straight from the container. Cinder: The cow?? Loon: What? Evon: Cinder, W H Y?
*The squad is over at Loon's, Saun's, and Dea's house* Cobalt: Ohhhh, we each get our own oven? Dea: ... N-No... Dea, laughing: How many ovens do you think I have??? Cobalt, motioning to their kitchen: Three, I thought! Evon: I see a- Dea, motioning to one device: This is a microwave. Cobalt: Oh, well I- Dea: Hey wait wait, actually- hang on- *fiddles with the buttons on the microwave* Dea, amazed: Its got a bake setting! Loon: Ohoho, you learn something new every day! Cinder: Do we- Do we roshambo for who gets to pick first? Dea: Now I've just discovered I have more ovens than I thought, we don't have to roshambo nothin! Loon: I am someone who owns four ovens... Dea, louder and way too happy: I am someone... who owns FOUR OVENS... Saun: I didn't know I was so rich with ovens... Ash, pointing to another appliance: Also the toaster oven! Loon: Cobalt: Ohhh, toasty boy! Four- Five ovens! Dea: Dea, fucking ECSTATIC: I AM SOMEONE WHO OWNS FIVE OVENS
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Dea: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Evon: ...I did. I broke it. Dea: No. No, you didn't. Saun? Saun: Don't look at me. Look at Evon. Loon: What?! I didn't break it. Saun: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Loon: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Saun: Suspicious. Loon: No, it's not! Cobalt: If it matters, probably not, but Mos was the last one to use it. Mos: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Cobalt: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Mos: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cobalt! Evon: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Dea. Dea: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Cobalt: Dea... Ash's been awfully quiet. Loon: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Dea, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Dea: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Dea: Dea: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
