#this is mostly accurate

[twig-flower]

Got a size comparison done for Sparrow and the tuners!

Plus a bonus front view

[unelectedofficial]

𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛  𝘒𝘐𝘕𝘋  𝘖𝘍  𝘚𝘛𝘜𝘗𝘐𝘋  𝘈𝘙𝘌  𝘠𝘖𝘜  ?

himbo  stupid      you're just an all around kind person who's a little too gullible. you are knowledgeable on weirdly specific trivia but a lot of common knowledge seems to have slipped you. you probably aren't the best at math but by god can you fix a flat tire. everyone remembers you as a friendly person, you just might need to brush up on your reading comprehension again

tagged  by  : @brcken-dreamer​  ! tagging  :  anyone  who  wants  to  !

[kazeofthemagun]

Self-knowledge questionnaire

[tagged: @cursedfortune ]

[tagging: @eternalronin , @sepheroth , @etrobeauty , whoever wants to.]

Kuroki Kaze -

RATIONALITY

"You like clarity and intelligent simplicity and you get frustrated at messy thinking. This can make you seem unreasonably pushy to some, but it is actually a virtue: you are motivated by a horror at pointless effort and a longing for precision and insight into how things and people work. Your ability to synthesise and bring order is essential in producing thinking which is truly helpful."

REVERENCE

"One part of you dreams of giving yourself up – perhaps just for a while – to a hero or mentor. In the right circumstances you can flourish by letting go of your ego. In your inner life, reverence plays out as a willing submission to your own conscience. In the outside world, you might get frustrated searching for something worth believing in – a country, a person, a company – but you will always be open to feeling respect, admiration and wonder."

INDEPENDENCE

"You don’t set out to be different for its own sake; you are more easily guided by what interests and moves you. You are more concerned about what is right for you than about the pressure to fit in. In sex you are more aware than others of impulses which are not entirely conventional. You know the value of selective irresponsibility, of forgetting occasionally about being ‘good’."

AGGRESSION

"One part of your character is anger in all its forms: frustration, outrage – and when anger is suppressed – bitterness, grumpiness, and bodily aches. Fundamentally, frustration comes from hope: you get upset because you expect your life will be more than a valley of tears. One way to deny aggression is to direct it inwards, as self-criticism. But you’re at your best when you acknowledge anger, and act it out clearly and in a focussed way, with honour."

MISANTHROPY

"You have seen the darker side of human nature, even in daily life. When you look beneath the surface everyone is pretty messed up; there’s more selfishness circulating that others admit. You are never surprised by the stupidity of others, even though it annoys you. Your streak of misanthropy is, in fact, a requirement of remaining sane. You’ve wisely come to terms with your need to sometimes confidently reject people."

[vanillacoolatta]

all i know is save to drafts, delete gender, play mind crafte, and lie

[thehomohasbeendrowned]

Good Omens as texts between me and my friends

Crowley: Go watch South Park you skrunkly homosexual

Shax: I can’t you fucking 18 wheel driver

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Gabriel: Miss her so much im wearing her panties

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Jim (to azira): Help. I’m locked out. Please come get me. I need help

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Jim when he was walking around naked: I HAVE A DICK

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Crowley: Bro if I pass out during one of the classes it’s bc my organs have decided to do the tango inside of my body

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[giddyupbuck]

Tagged by @honestlydarkprincess to do this Picrew 😘

No pressure tagging 💙

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[chaotic-characters263]

*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker* Dea: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know. Everyone: Evon: ...I did. I broke it. Dea: No. No, you didn't. Saun? Saun: Don't look at me. Look at Evon. Loon: What?! I didn't break it. Saun: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken? Loon: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken. Saun: Suspicious. Loon: No, it's not! Cobalt: If it matters, probably not, but Mos was the last one to use it. Mos: Liar! I don't even drink that crap! Cobalt: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier? Mos: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Cobalt! Evon: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Dea. Dea: No! Who broke it!? Everyone: Cobalt: Dea... Ash's been awfully quiet. Loon: rEALLY?! *Everyone starts arguing* Dea, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. Dea: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Dea: Dea: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.