#this is mutiny

[coolaria95]

Give it your all!

[kezi-likes-undertale]

She couldn't help the smirk that crossed her face as she saw his blush. "You're liking the idea huh? Are you thinking about kidnapping me for ransom only for us to fall in love? Or are you thinking about rescuing me from a ferocious seamonster?... Or maybe.... You're thinking about how I'd look as a mermaid?" That cheeky smirk kept growing bigger and bigger.

He jumps a bit at the last comment, his blush darkening, he's been compromised, Darn how did you... no he shouldn't of been thinking such things. But he can imagine you leaning against a rock in the middle of the ocean, the slight waves of the calm sea gently swaying your submerged tail that's a beautiful blue, And you look up at him with your bright eyes a curious look. He's never seen the appeal of mermaids before, but if it was you? His skull glows more.

He tries to protest but he can't find any words...

[ssunsxt]

MY FRIENDS ARE THREATENING TO UNFOLLOW ME SO I DONT HIT 1000

[violentnonretirement]

@engclsgleich

“As our local dog expert, sir. I hate to differ. I think you might even be closer to a shepard pup than a pom pom.”

“I’ll take shepard over--”

“How am I a puppy?”

[thecaptainmisfire-blog]

Volette, when will you let me out?

My ship is surely decaying and the crew languishing about. Release me. I command you.

This game of yours is no longer funny. 

[venomfucker420]

why am i being shamed for thinkin matpat is hot wtf

[emokiddio]

Help my boy mod sonic

[chaoticmistake]

There is an emergency that has been reported on the area please go outside is so uninformative in an emergency I hate it. What was the emergency? A fire? A tornado? A dude with a chainsaw craving murder? I DONT KNOW BUT I WOULD LIKE TO. KNOW. IT WOULD PROBABLY AFFECT MY DECISION ON HOW TO ADDRESS THE DAMN SITUATION!.😡