The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), soulmate AU, 20k, rated M, Illya/Napoleon/Gaby
Napoleon Solo is six years old when he first asks his mother about the words on her shoulder.
She startles then reaches up, seemingly on instinct, to tug down the cap sleeve of her dress. The little black letters, flinty and faintly shimmering, like a burnt-out log from a bonfire, disappear from his view.
"Never you mind," she mutters. Her blue eyes, a perfect reflection of Napoleon's own, flick across the hall to the living room, where his father sits. After a moment of staring at her husband her mouth twists. Napoleon isn't quite sure what that means.
"But–?"
"Enough."
Even to his overcurious child's ears her tone permits nothing further on the subject.
I am so sorry, but I have seen a lot of Kitty Noct and Prom floating around and I need this out my freakin’ system before I lose it! I’m like 51% dog to 49% cat (Mostly because I grew up with Dogs) but all of these little adorable pics and post! Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ
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“Where’s my sunshine?” You cooed, only to have a blonde little head pop out from your covers, a little pink blep greeting you. “There’s my Sunshine!”
One even while the five of you were out, you had stumbled on a strange cat-like creature, in its fight or flight stance the creature had cast as a spell. As the smoke cleared and you all returned home you thought nothing of it that both Prompto and Noctis had got hit by the strange powder the creature tossed in order to escape. Only for the following morning, you were awoken to the shocked,
“What the hell!”
From Gladiolus, having all crashed at Noctis’s place the night before. You looked up only to find Ignis and Gladiolus staring at your chest. It wasn’t uncommon to have you two taller boyfriend doing so, but you realized that you were missing your two smaller boyfriends, only to look down and see what exactly it was that they were staring at.
Both Noctis and Prompto were draped over one another like normal, cuddle into your chest, but unlike normal, that had shrunk to smaller versions of themselves possibly knee-high to yourself. Little triangle tuffs of ears coming from their heads, and skinny tails from their backs, both matching their hair color.
In your state of panic, you calmly moved from the bed, walking over to the closet, pulling on a dress, as you felt pants would be too difficult. Going back to the bed, as you picked up both your much, much smaller boyfriends, and started walking toward the door. Only hearing your larger boyfriends scramble out after you.
After a very confusing breakdown before King Regis, Clarus and Cor were you told of how in their youth it was Regis and Clarus who had been turned by the same creature and the only cure was to wait. So that’s what you were forced to do. What little info you could dig up on this spell basically told you that, the two had basically reverted them to the kitten like form, so they had quite a few behavioral instincts of kittens, but still did had very vague memories of the rest of you.
Simply that they knew Ignis, Gladiolus and yourself were to be trusted completely.
“You’re spoiling them,” Gladiolus replied from the other side of the couch.
You playfully pawed at Prompto’s hands who was tapping at you with a huge smile on his face and a pleased mewl, “You’re one to talk, you haven’t gotten up in the last hour because you don’t wanna wake Noctis.”
True Noctis’s personality hadn’t changed a lot, he simply was a smaller version of himself and enjoyed naps, cuddles, and fish. In that order! His favorite nesting spot was often in someone’s lap.
“You’d normally toss him off by now if he were human.” You giggled rubbing Prompto’s cheeks.
“That would be rude, Y/N.” Gladiolus huffed playfully as you blew him a kiss.
You turned feeling Prompto’s little hands on your cheeks, “You want a kiss too?” You were rewarded with the blonde pulling you forward as you pressed quick pecks to his chubby little cheeks, getting a happy little pur. You turned feeling something swats at your face, seeing the Noctis had crawled across the couch. “There you are my little Prince, do you want kisses too?”
You were rewarded with a headbutt, which only got you laughing as cupped Noctis’s face pressing kisses to his face. Only to have Prompto softly batting at you for more kisses, which you’d give, only to then have Noctis headbutt you again.
“Gladdy.” You whined, stuck in a loop of kisses and batting. “Help.”
Gladiolus chuckled as he moved over plucking the two from your lap, before leaning forward, “And my reward?”
You giggled leaning forward to press a kiss to his lips. “My hero.”
You all turned towards the door as Ignis walked in, having had to go into the Citadel today, “I take it that Noct and Prom were well behaved?”
At this the two bounced from Gladiolus’s arms, rushing over to Ignis to be cuddled, having missed the man who scooped them up.
“A little needy but like that’s anything new,” Gladiolus replied, as he pressed a kiss to Ignis’s lips only to be batted away by Noctis. “You little shit.”
You giggled, stepping forward to give you own kiss to Ignis. Hearing that pleasing hum you normally got when you kissed the man, only to feel tiny hands pressing at Ignis’s face, so much so that you had to catch his glasses as he had his hands full, only for you to receive nuzzles and purrs from the two kitties in his arms.
“This is gonna be a problem.” Ignis chuckled, as you placed his glasses back on.
*
“Geez Noct, fucking stop.”
You looked up where you were helping Ignis to prepare dinner, only to find Ignis looking into the living room where Gladiolus was with Prompto and Noctis. Noctis had taken his throne of Gladiolus’s lap to nap and Prompto was playing with a little ball, so why was Gladiolus complaining?
The sound of a shrieking kitten echoed the apartment.
You and Ignis spared a glance towards one another before Ignis called out.
“Everything all right, love?”
“Let him go!” Gladiolus hissed.
You set down your knife as you moved into the living room, only to find Prompto on the other end of the couch, looking hurt and nursing his ear, while Gladiolus held a rather bristled and arched Noctis back who was hissing angrily. “What happened?”
“Prom tossed his toy over here, and Noctis tried ripping his ear off.”
You sighed softly, leaning forward to pick up Prompto, “Poor Pom-kin was Noct being a meanie?” You cooed pressing kisses to the whining blonde's cheeks. “Here you go Gladdy will make it all better.”
Gladiolus reached out for the blonde, as you plucked Noctis from Gladiolus’s lap.
“While you are coming with me.” You replied, taking Noctis. “I know Prompto woke you from your nap but that’s no reason to be a meanie about it. Don’t you pur while I’m scolding you!”
Ignis chuckled fondly as you moved back into the kitchen, grabbing a scarf as you tied Noctis to your back. The internet was a wonderland on how to get two cuddle kittens their cuddle requirement and for yourself, Gladiolus and Ignis to still have access to your hands.
“Don’t go thinking this a reward, you love Prompto and you’re gonna apologize later.”
Ignis chuckled, even when you were scolding one of them, it didn’t stop that you were nuzzling them, giving two very different messages across. “That will show them, love.”
“Don’t make me scold you too.” You playfully called wagging your finger at him, only for him to grab your hand pressing a kiss to your knuckles. “No fair, Iggy!” You pouted as he chuckled fondly pressing another kiss to your hand.
“Stop whooing, Y/N, Iggy and both of you come to woo me,” Gladiolus called from the living room petting Prompto happy.
As dinner was served, you plopped down finally getting a meal without a kitten in your lap trying to bat at food, despite getting their own food. Gladiolus was kitten free at breakfast, Ignis at lunch and you got dinner. Only to look over to Ignis with Noctis on his lap, trying for a piece of fish on Ignis’s plate, yet each time Ignis went to give him a veggie Ignis’s hand would get a bap and low growl.
“Noct darling.” You called, holding out your fork with a small piece of fish on it.
“Y/N, love don’t spoil him,” Ignis replied, as Noctis trotted over on hands and knees.
“But I have to spoil you all.” You playfully whined, as Noctis took the fish in mouth but did not eat it, only to turn and scamper up the back of the couch to Gladiolus on the other side of Ignis. Messily climbing down to Prompto in Gladiolus’s lap, handing it over to Prompto with a mewl.
Both Gladiolus and Ignis turned as you cooed loudly, your hands to your cheeks at the cute scene before you. Watching Prompto take the fish in his tiny hands before leaning forward licking at Noctis’s ear.
*
“I’m not certain if you’re more pup or kitty Prompto.” You giggled, toweling the blonde off, while Gladiolus was having a rather tough time with Noctis.
The duo needed a bath after tipping over one of Ignis mugs of Ebony, while Prompto at first disliked the water, feeling Gladiolus hold him and show him the water wasn’t too horrible did the blonde actually enjoy his bath. While Noctis on the other hand, hated every second of it, until you started actually cleaning him, then it was a struggle to get him to keep his head above water, and when you handed him over to Gladiolus to be dried, he was upset that you had taken him out the nice warm water.
“Here, Gladdy.” You called, switching Prompto for Noctis, only to have Prompto reach up nuzzling into you. “You’re welcome Pom-kin.” You cooed pressing a kiss to his forehead, only to giggle at the little blep he gave you. It was always so cute no matter how many time he did it.
Getting the duo cleaned, you went to join Ignis back on the couch, cuddling into your boyfriend, as Gladiolus trailed behind you with Noctis and Prompto scamping under foot. Only for Gladiolus to pick you up, before sitting down wrapping an arm around Ignis’s shoulders dragging him closer, as he placed you on his lap to cuddle against the both of them.
“Come here sweeties.” You called, petting your chest, only to have Prompto and Noctis crawl on your torso nuzzling you warmly.
“It appears you have them under your little finger,” Ignis replied.
“Doesn’t she have all of us.” Gladiolus chuckled pressing a kiss to Ignis’s temple.
“Indeed she does.”
You cooed, feeling Noctis and Prompto cuddle into you, only to stop as you felt Prompto suckling at your ear while Noctis began to knead at your shoulders. Prompto had at this point done this to almost anyone who held him while he dozed off. Ignis had looked it up in habits for cats and found that it was a trait that kittens would have developed when taken from their mother early, so you allowed him to do it. While Noctis kneading everyone simply meant he adore you all, and felt safe.
You didn’t have it in your heart to tell either of them to stop.
*
As much as you loved tiny adorable kitten boyfriends, you also felt the missing part of your relationship with the duo shrunk in size. Sure it was fun to have a fifty/fifty chance of Noctis ripping your hand off when Gladiolus went for belly rubs. Or the fact that Prompto would get a little blep when Ignis would make the bed in the morning and the blonde would hide underneath the covers and would be shocked when Ignis found him. Or that anytime you’d lay down anywhere, there was a pair of blonde and black ears finding themselves somewhere on you or around you for cuddles.
Still, you missed your boyfriends, as you’d turn in for the night. You still had Ignis and Gladiolus but there was a huge hole missing without the two as you were use to them.
So when you went to sleep that night, resting on your back, Noctis and Prompto fighting over your the space beneath your chin. While Gladiolus and Ignis cuddle against your sides, you felt the emptiness in the large bed, that held the five of you perfectly fine.
Only to find at 4:17 am, you felt an extreme weight on your chest as you laid facing the ceiling pinned by the heavyweight of your combined smaller boyfriends who had decided now was the perfect time to change back.
[ The pier is where he sits, it’s a lot colder than he expects. But then again he ran out here half asleep and unware of most of his surroundings. The sirens haven’t stopped blearing behind in near the distance of the area he’s just let.
Car parked to the side, it’s high time he’s figured out just what the hell is going on. Why lead him to a pier, what is he supposed to find? The bringer of his late directions has stopped answering the phone, and he’s called at least six times. This is becoming stressful, teeth gritted out, the phone is almost thrown across the room.]
Bueno al parecer sera definitivo, empezare de cero igual estaba como al -30% con el blog rayos de verdad que Susu tenia razon el url sera diferente, lo publicare cuando termine de arreglar. De todos modos no borrare esto porque tiene rols que no quiero olvidar :B
