#this is purposefully kinda messy...does it work?

[agentmintea]

returning to the classics

Steggy Week 2020 (@steggyfanevents)​ // Day 1: Domestic Bliss

[peachitea]

❝ WONT YOU BE MY VALENTINE? ❞

aka; what valentine's day looks like with tamsy caines as your lover - ft gn!reader (yes I'm aware this is super late, shhh 😭 + truthfully wasn't sure if I was ever gonna finish and post this one, but the love on my NSFW alphabet post for Enjin inspired me to, sooo... here's more food for yall as a thank you 🫶)

☆ | includes before, during (sfw), during (nsfw), + after sections

☆ | 18+ blog / minors DNI, nsfw content warning - contains mentions of oral sex, overstimulation, hair pulling, bathtub sex, riding, biting/leaving marks, finger sucking, unprotected sex, creampie, aftercare, tamsy kinda being a smug bastard lol, maybe a little ooc?

⸝⸝ ❥ BEFORE !

☆ | to start things off: Tamsy is very much not a fan when it comes to the concept of Valentine's Day as a whole. He's a "spoil you 365 days a year, not just 1" kinda guy, so it feels almost arbitrary to him. Also, y'know.. corporate greed, price gouging, overcommercialization, societal pressures/expectations - all in all, it simply leaves a bad taste in his mouth

☆ | however.. Tamsy is nothing if not a highly observant individual, especially when it comes to you. If you were to spend the weeks leading up to the day throwing subtle hints in his direction, hoping that maybe this year he'll do something to celebrate with you.. then of course not a single one would go unnoticed

☆ | that doesn't mean he won't spend the entire day of the 14th acting entirely normal, playing dumb if you were to ask him if he knew what day it was, shrugging off any plans you try to suggest making, etc.. he holds out on you all the way until the 15th just to be a little petty and prove a point

☆ | he doesn't go overboard with anything super extravagant - he chooses to keep everything within the comfort of your own home, making it a private affair rather than a public spectacle - but he does take the entire day off from work and postpones any plans of his just so that he can dedicate all his time and attention into putting something special together for you while you're away at work, school, etc

⸝⸝ ❥ DURING (SFW) !

☆ | when you come home, you'll find your favorite meal - whatever it may be, no matter how elaborate or expensive - fully prepared and plated for your enjoyment. Tamsy will even have a cute little flower arrangement comprised of your favorite colors as a centerpiece - artificial of course, because.. well.. it's the Ground. Also with some input from Delmon, though he'd never admit that himself. He'll pull out the chair for you to sit in, take items like your jacket or bag and put them back where they belong, then insist on you relaxing and enjoying your meal while he takes care of everything else

☆ | he'll have a whole plate of chocolate covered strawberries arranged for you as dessert afterwards as well.. and yes, he will absolutely insist on hand feeding each of them to you despite any objections about you being perfectly capable of doing so yourself - his eyes locked on yours the entire time as he purposefully smudges the chocolate around your mouth a little with his thumb.. just so he can click his tongue and chide you for being messy (playfully, of course)

☆ | after you've finished your meal, even if you don't really need it, he'll pick you up bridal style and carry you to the bathroom, setting you down on the edge of the tub so he can run you a warm bubble bath - complete with epsom salt, rose petals, and a few lit candles just to really set the mood

☆ | he's noticeably a bit more affectionate with you then usual throughout all this - sneaking quick little kisses to your forehead or your temple when you aren't paying attention, letting his fingers curl loosely around your wrist so he can hold onto you while you sit together, etc. You might even catch him staring at you occasionally, though he'll quickly avert his gaze and act as if he's bored just to avoid giving you the satisfaction of knowing that he might actually be enjoying this a little

☆ | he's a bit more pliant and agreeable too, catering to your every request without much of his usual playful resistance - you want to share your meal with him? he'll move closer to you and eat every bite of whatever portion you decide to give him, even if he doesn't particularly care for it.. and without trying to steal more from you either. Wanna handfeed him chocolate covered strawberries too? Fine, but don't expect him not to gently graze his teeth against your fingers and claim it was an accident. Want him to join you in the bath? That's fine too.. though that's admittedly when he starts getting a little more selfish

⸝⸝ ❥ DURING (NSFW) !

☆ | he's very insistent on undressing you himself and not letting you lift a single finger. You can try to do it yourself anyways, of course.. if you want him to grab both your wrists in one hand, hold them behind your back, and complain about you making this "more difficult then it needs to be". He makes it a point to touch and explore every inch of your skin as it's revealed to him while he's stripping you, ensuring not a single part of you goes untouched - all while haphazardly discarding each article of your clothing onto the floor

☆ | he doesn't let you get in the bath just yet.. keeping you right on the edge of the tub while his hands push your thighs apart. He won't touch you at first, simply kneeling on the tile floor in front of you and admiring how you look all worked up and wanting, musing about how pretty you are like this. After some time has passed - or after you beg him nicely enough, since he can never seem to resist giving in to you then - he'll finally put his mouth right where you want him, coaxing the sweetest noises and squirms out of you with his tongue while carefully watching your face through his lashes. Fair warning, he's not stopping after you finish. He deserves a little treat himself after going to all this trouble for you, right? Thankfully, a few sharp tugs at his hair should be enough to get him to concede if the overstim becomes too much.. or it might just encourage him to keep going, who knows?

☆ | if, even after that, you decide you want him inside you? Of course he'll give it to you.. later. He's not gonna let a perfectly lovely and relaxing bath go entirely to waste, after all. He'll get comfortable in the bath first, then pull you straight into his arms, positioned so that you're sitting between his legs and leaning back against his chest. He'll check in on you quietly, adjust the temperature of the water if need be, anything to make you more comfortable.. don't expect his hands and mouth to not be all over you again under the guise of "just getting you clean" though

☆ | when he does finally decide to have his way with you, he'll carefully turn you to face him so that you're fully in his lap, pulling you down onto his cock slowly so you can ride him - because, well.. you wanted this - so obviously he's going to make you work for it while he simply leaned back and watched you with a smirk on his face. You move only at the pace he sets, hands guiding your hips to move back and forth against him in a torturously slow rocking motion. If you try to move any faster then that, his grip will tighten to the point of leaving bruises so you won't be moving at all. He'll pretend it's to keep you from spilling water all over the tile that he'll have to clean up later, but.. the reality is simply that he likes seeing how desperate and whiny you get for him like this

☆ | as things progress, if you start getting a little too noisy for his liking, he'll gently press two of his fingers into your mouth for you to suck on - forcing you to quiet down to a more acceptable volume. Not that he doesn't understand the struggle of course, muffling his own sounds once he starts getting close by leaning up and sinking his teeth into you right where your neck and shoulder meet, leaving a noticeable impression of his teeth behind. When you do finally push him over the edge, he finishes deep inside, claiming you as his completely. No need to stop riding him though - he's more than happy to let you keep using him until you're satisfied, no matter how overstimulated he gets or how many times you make him cum in the process

⸝⸝ ❥ AFTER !

☆ | once you're both satisfied and ready to call it quits for the time being, he doesn't rush it - he let's you stay right where you are, still full of him, safe and comfortable with his arms wrapped snug around your waist. He'll press his forehead against yours, pepper a few kisses across your face, and whisper gentle praises and compliments like they're for you and your ears only.. how well you did for him, how pretty you look in his arms like this, how much he adores you, etc.. though he might also tease you just a little about being greedy for him

☆ | he'll set to work on draining the bathwater out of the tub and starting the cleanup process shortly once you're both ready. If you can't stand up on your own, he'll lift you up and let you lean on him for support as much as you need to - or he'll let you sit on the edge of the tub again if need be. He'll start up the shower this time, cleaning out the rest of the tub relatively quickly before turning his attention back to making sure you get cleaned up thoroughly. He'll wash all the soap from the bubble bath off of you, taking his time to make sure he doesn't miss anything, being extra gentle with your hips, neck, and anywhere else he might’ve left marks.. and he'll let you do the same for him if you wish

☆ | post shower, there will already be a warm towel waiting for you, which he'll use to dry you off as carefully and gently as possible - once again being mindful of any sore spots as he admires the way your body looks, glistening with water droplets in the dim candle lighting. Before he let's you leave the bathroom to get dressed though, he presents you with an additional gift - a silk pajama set in your favorite color that he'd picked out specially for you, and there's something almost.. proud in his expression when you immediately turn to dress yourself in them

☆ | when the two of you lay down for bed for the night after all the excitement of the evening, that's when he finally let's himself get at least a little smug. He managed to prove his point perfectly, at least in his own mind - why does he need a specific holiday in order to pamper and spoil you when he can simply do so whenever he pleased and it be just as satisfying, without all the added pressures and heightened expectations? Still though.. as you're drifting off to bed, you might hear a little something slip, surprisingly soft and barely audible that he'll definitely deny if you bring it up in the morning: "happy valentine's day, my love"

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[onemass]

i love ur headcanons! would you be willing to share some fox headcanons? mostly sfw but if a few are nsfw… i mean i won’t be complaining

Fox x gn reader headcanons

warnings: a few explicit ones towards the end (18+)

notes: thank you!!! enjoy :) fox is such a guilty pleasure of mine tbh

He falls for you first, and hard. he's annoyed with himself about it for a while cause he's already INSANELY busy even at the best of times and now he catches himself getting distracted thinking about you all the time. bad at hiding it but doesn't realize that lol. his mood is noticeably lighter after he sees you but if anyone ever points this out he'll get SO defensive

He's down baddd for you tho and is kinda really emotionally intense. the moment he realizes he's in love with you, that's it for him. You're it, he wants you, no one else, and he's making sure you know it. also misses you sooo much when you're not around and will take pretty much any opportunity to see you if he has spare moments

So protective of you even before you get together, is kinda overbearing about it but it's cause he cares. but he knows like all of the places you usually go and all your usual routes, watches you like a hawk whenever you're together. if someone so much as looks at you the wrong way he is FINDING 17 charges to file against them he does not give a FUCK

Has some control issues tbh especially at first, constantly wants to know where you are, who you're with, that you're safe. if he goes longer than expected without hearing from you he's like mentally crashing out. it comes from fear/care but it can be overwhelming and he has to actively work on trusting that nothing's gonna happen to you and you're not gonna vanish or smth

Dramatic as fuck. complains if you're so much as like five minutes late. also takes any mild teasing as like a personal attack and will get pissy until you kiss him and assure him you're joking (he'll still pretend to be annoyed)

Finds it so hard to stay composed around you, you walk into a room and he like visibly stiffens and stands up super straight cause he's trying not to make it obvious how excited he is to see you lol. probably stares at you dreamily under his helmet tbh

Gets jealous really easily and will purposefully scare people off if he thinks they're getting too close to you. kinda mentally keeps tabs on all the people you're around most and wants reassurance a lot but pretends like he doesn't

Has insane gossip and rants to you alllll the time, sometimes it's more lighthearted and other times he's genuinely frustrated and just wants to get it out there. but he has ALL the political dirt and he really likes yapping about it to you

Always falls asleep first. doesn't matter how stubborn he is, the moment he's safe and warm and you're there, he's out like a light. sleeps deeper when you're there. falls asleep sitting up a lot just cause he's used to it and likes when he wakes up to you sleeping with your head in his lap or smth like that

Crazy helmet hair, it's always messy and sticking out in the back. likes when you play with it/run your fingers through it, the tension just immediately drains from him

Is a little awkward with verbal affection and tends to show affection more through making sure you're safe and reminding you (bossily) to take care of yourself, also likes surprising you with little gifts sometimes, just things he sees that reminds him of you. just likes doing things for you in general

Honestly just kinda wants to feel needed, feels frustrated over how busy he is sometimes cause it means he doesn't always get to see you a lot and he likes it if you show up to his office to see him or randomly message him that you miss him. struggles with balance a lot but he tries

SO touch-starved. he doesn't do little casual touches much, he's deliberate about it, pulls you close with a firm arm around your waist or his hands on your hips. melts into you every time you touch him first, always kisses you like he's starving for it

Has moments when it's just the two of you where he gets sooo needy, esp if he hasn't seen you in a while or sometimes when he's really tired. hauls you against him and buries his face in your neck, wants to feel you everywhere

Kisses you super often, grips your jaw when he pulls away to make sure you look at him and tells you he loves you, then waits for you to say it back before kissing you again softer

Pretty rough and needy in bed, always takes you like he's desperate. lovesss when you're needy and desperate for him too, esp loves hearing you moan/whimper his name and he'll groan and get even rougher

Thinks it's hot when you leave marks on him, like scratches down his back or hickeys low on his neck, and he fucks you harder on purpose to get you to dig your nails into him

Secretly likes it if you get a little bossy/demanding, takes it as a challenge and will try to make a complete mess out of you

Falls asleep super fast after sex lol, he's like minutes away from unconsciousness as soon as he cums. pulls you against his chest and presses a couple kisses to wherever he can reach and then he's out. is all soft with you in the mornings after tho

[vanillaxbambi]

Hi this is my first time asking a req. can you write about dilf! Ceo Jaemin cheating on his wife in his fail marriage with his female secretary.

Just them fking in the office gym shower stall, her sucking Jaemin off while he is online meeting and him slapping his secretary face with his cock after tht. Riding Jaemin after office hour while he purposefully call his wife just to rub the salt into her wound that he is breeding other woman than her.

…this is kinda messy…idk u can take the wheel

.+*after hours || na jaemin.

+*pairing: TOXIC CHEATER dilf/ceo!jaemin x secretary!reader

+*wc: 1.6k

+*contains: explict sexual content, pwp, dom / sub dynamics, p in c ( wrap before u tap ), manhandling, impact play, emotionally manipulative/abusive jaemin, infidelity, degradation, rough sex, shower sex, oral ( m. rec ), breeding, and power imbalance. DO NOT READ IF ANY OF THESE TW BOTHER YOU.

synopsis: jaemin was never the kind of man that you took as honorable and respected. many would probably say he’s more feared and hated. he does whatever he wants and gets whatever he wants. it’s not a surprise to anyone when they notice that his fifth secretary (you) is hot as hell and the next thing lined up on his to do list.

m i k a 🌷: i really appreciate such detailed requests. gives me something to really run with while i write! ALSO kinda hurt my heart to write such a toxic and evil jaemin… sort of had to dissociate and get into the character of anon’s request. i hope this is what anon envisioned <3

🌷g e n e r a l t a g l i s t — @fatherwound @str8ykids @nctrenjunie @enigmaticsal @allygator-98 @jay-scenarios @wsrod-deszczu @serendipityunho @hxonieverse @ninistranaut @rockstarkkami @brokenengene @theyluvjake

***reader discretion is advised. by continuing to interact and read, reader acknowledges that the themes and characters in this story are a complete work of fiction and do not reflect the person or reputation of na jaemin by any means.***

m a s t e r l i s t .

your lipstick’s barely dry when he walks in.

tie loosened, sleeves rolled up, still in his three-piece suit like he owns the entire fucking floor—and he does. ceo na jaemin, the man you were hired to assist. except somewhere between fetching schedules and filing contracts, you became something else.

his favorite distraction.

tonight, it’s the office gym.

the executive one. the one hidden two floors above, keycard access only, always empty after hours. he drags you inside like he’s done it a hundred times, lips already on your neck, one hand squeezing your ass while the other yanks your skirt up.

“fucking missed this pussy,” he mutters, voice low, thick with tension. “my wife’s been on my case all week. nagging about date nights like i give a shit.”

you hum in response, palms sliding under his shirt. “you still fucking her?”

he chuckles against your collarbone.

“nah. wouldn’t touch her even if she begged.”

god, this was so wrong…

then he slams you against the cold glass of the shower stall, knee pushing your legs apart.

but why does being bad feel so good?

you gasp, heartbeat spiking. he doesn’t give you time to adjust. his fingers are in your panties, tugging them down, already spreading you open with practiced ease.

“wet for me already?” jaemin groans. “god, i love how easy you are.”

you whimper when he drags the head of his cock through your folds—slow, teasing, before shoving it in deep.

you cry out, fingers scrambling for purchase on the tile.

he grunts behind you, pace unrelenting. the slap of his hips against your ass echoes in the stall, each thrust rougher than the last. water isn’t even on. he wants to hear you. feel everything.

“you think she knows?” he pants. “thinks her perfect husband’s balls-deep in his little secretary every other night?”

“she probably suspects,” you moan. “you never hide it.”

he laughs.

“no point hiding something that feels this good.”

he reaches around, fingers finding your clit with expert pressure. your legs shake.

“gonna cum already?” he teases. “fuck, i love when you make a mess all over my cock. gonna stretch this pussy until you can’t walk tomorrow.”

you sob into the glass, thighs quivering. his grip never loosens.

when he pulls out, you almost cry from the loss—but he just spins you around, lifts you up effortlessly, and slides back in while pinning your back against the shower wall.

“there,” he growls, fucking into you from below. “want you to look at me when you cum. let me see how wrecked i’ve made you.”

your orgasm hits with a cry, body spasming, nails digging into his shoulders. he grits his teeth, thrusts deeper, and finishes inside you with a guttural groan, keeping you wrapped around him as he empties every drop.

you barely recover before the next scene begins.

* * *

“stay under the desk.”

his voice is sharp now. curt. in control.

you kneel between his legs as he settles into the plush leather chair, laptop open in front of him. an online board meeting. six other faces appear on screen—legal, finance, international development—and none of them have a clue what’s happening just out of frame.

your lips close around his cock.

jaemin doesn’t flinch.

“the merger timeline’s being pushed up?” he says smoothly, voice deep and composed. “good. we’ve wasted enough time on that contract.”

you bob your head slowly, hollowing your cheeks, tongue swirling around the tip.

his thigh tenses.

he places one hand on your head—casual, like he’s just resting it there—but you feel the subtle twitch of his fingers as he controls your rhythm.

“any objections to moving the date up two weeks?”

you swirl your tongue again and swallow him deeper. his breath hitches. no one notices.

you suck harder, letting drool drip from your chin, hands resting obediently on his thighs. he’s pulsing in your mouth. every time you gag, he lets out a subtle grunt—low enough to pass as a breath.

“i’ll sign off on it tomorrow,” he mutters.

you suck him until his abs flex and he bites his lip.

“meeting’s over,” he says, voice tight. “send me the updates.”

the moment the screen goes dark, he grabs your jaw and pulls his cock out, slick and throbbing.

then he slaps it against your cheek.

hard.

“filthy little cocksleeve,” he sneers, slapping your other cheek with it. “can’t go one day without choking on this, huh?”

you moan, tongue out, eyes glassy.

“open wider.”

he slaps your lips with the tip, smearing precum across your tongue before sliding back in.

“fuck, i should keep you under my desk permanently,” jaemin growls. “mouth like yours shouldn’t be wasted on anything else.”

he uses your throat like a toy, hips jerking forward until your eyes water. you grip his thighs, letting him use you, spit dripping down your chin.

“look at you,” he laughs. “taking my cock like a trained little whore.”

when he finishes, he paints your tongue with it, then presses your lips shut with his fingers.

“swallow it.”

you do—without blinking.

* * *

you ride him after hours.

his suit jacket is still on. your blouse is unbuttoned, skirt bunched around your hips, hands braced against his chest as you bounce on his cock. the office is dim, but you can see everything in the glass behind him—your reflection, the way your tits bounce with every thrust, the dark look in jaemin’s eyes.

he grabs his phone mid-thrust.

you don’t even think about it until he hits dial.

your heart stutters.

“hi, baby,” jaemin says sweetly. “yeah. still working late.”

you freeze, but he grabs your hips and forces you to keep riding him.

“project deadlines, you know? my secretary’s helping me catch up. she’s been so…” his breath catches when you clench, “…so hands-on.”

you moan despite yourself, face heating.

“what’s that?” he murmurs, cock still buried deep. “you miss me? aww. i’ll be home soon.”

then he smirks at you. evil. gleaming.

“actually—hold on. lemme put you on speaker.”

your eyes widen. you try to slow down.

he doesn’t let you.

his phone rests on the desk now, his wife’s voice faint on the other end—rambling about dinner, about plans, about nothing.

and you’re on top of her husband, being fucked raw.

“mm, you hear that?” he groans loud enough for her to hear. “you hear how wet it is, baby?”

your eyes roll back.

he thrusts up into you, hard.

“you never sounded like this,” he spits into the phone. “never took my cock like she does. maybe that’s why i stopped giving it to you.”

you cum.

loud. obscene. crying out as your cunt clenches tight around him.

he groans with you, slamming into you faster, chasing his own high with brutal thrusts.

“fuck—i’m gonna breed her now,” he says into the phone. “fill her up until my cum leaks down her thighs.”

“jaemin—!” his wife cries. he ends the call mid-sob.

then he grabs your chin.

“say it,” he snarls.

“say what?” you pant, body twitching.

“say whose pussy this is.”

“yours,” you sob. “it’s yours—it’s always been yours—”

he cums with a broken growl, gripping your hips as he pumps you full. you collapse against his chest. both of you ruined. sweaty, flushed, reeking of sex.

he strokes your back once. soft. satisfied.

then he grabs your chin again.

“i’m clearing your schedule tomorrow morning,” he murmurs. “i’m not done with you yet.”

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[nativegirltapes]

angel and drew while on a ......."break"......

notes: ask and you shall receive! angel lowkey look like a bitch in this + this is kind of long for hcs, but i think u guys like the drama so i really wanted to try and cover most bases. if you want me to clarify or maybe even make a part 2 lmk ! <3

𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

honestly, they’re on “breaks” quite frequently due to angel’s impulsive nature. in the spur of the moment when she’s upset she’ll tell drew “don’t contact me! don’t talk to me! i need time!” and storm off in the car he’s literally paying for. sometimes he’ll try to follow after her, but sometimes if it’s something stupid she’s upset about, he usually just gives her time because he knows she’ll come around.

but when it’s an actual break from one another (because of all the odessa drama), they’re both going through it. angel is sad but is also taking more time to focus on school because she thinks it’s all she really has aside from drew. she isolates herself from almost everyone, besides frat guys she invites over to hopefully fill some void? which void? she’s not sure. she never actually does anything with them, kind of just trying to prove to herself that she can have anyone she wants and she doesn’t need drew. but how is that benefitting literally anyone? again, she’s not sure.

drew doesn’t really isolate when you’re on a break because he does enough of that on normal days. drew tries to spend more time with his friends, specifically his guy friends. he’ll invite them over or go over to their houses. his friends will ask how you guys are doing and drew never ever wants to paint you as a bad person, even when you are on a break for a “pointless” reason, he’ll just lie and say “she’s going through some stuff right now so we’re just kinda taking a break right now, you know?” he’s the sweetest to you, even when you’re not exactly together :((

they both have nights where they really miss each other so they’ll just call each other and ask if they want to see each other, they never say no. it’s kind of an unspoken rule for the both of them; if one calls saying they want to see the other, you can’t say no (but it’s not like they want to say no anyways). it’s so silly because whenever they do this it’s kind of awkward. they’re making small talk because they’re both too stubborn to make it seem like they “care” again. but eventually they both give in and it usually ends in a heavy makeout sesh. “this doesn’t mean we’re back together you know?”

angel is so petty so sometimes she’ll post pictures of her out and about (partying) on her instagram stories and purposefully have guys in her pics because she knows drew will see it. when she realizes that drew seen it but didn’t say anything she’s throwing a fit. but in all honesty, drew doesn’t even care that much. he knows angel’s tactics and knows that she wouldn’t dare do anything.

there’s a lot of late night phone calls where they usually get pretty deep, asking each other if they should just break up for good/a longer period of time. angel is always like “i want this to work drew.” and drew is like “i’m giving you the space you want. what more do you need?” he’s too sweet. angel is so messy though because she knows she has no intentions to break up with drew ever, she just loves causing a scene.

i feel like the worse drew would do when they’re on a break is hang out with one of his girl friends one on one. and while no, there’s no romantic intentions, he still would never tell angel that. he’s just able to decipher platonic and romantic whereas angel’s insane ass is not ………. kind of.

angel is shitposting on every platform she has, especially her finsta and tiktok. sometimes when she’s feeling extra fiesty she’ll even remove drew as a follower just so she can make him “overthink”, but because he’s an old man, he literally do not gaf! half the time it’s just her ranting or talking about her day since she’s used to sharing everything about her day with drew :(

[neptune-orion]

I know I just woke up but...

I have yet to see a fanfic about Yandere Zayne / Villain Zayne - nah cuz hear me ooooot (I had an intense nightmare about smth similar, but why is it kinda.... (idk i feel like this is a very Caleb-ish version of Zayne, but ugh... what if he just abuses his occupation for twisted shit?)

Could be a nonmc patient fic where Zayne is trying to cope with a loss... maybe Mc.... and when he meets nonmc, he either goes full on Münchhausen on her... from stalking to isolating to drūgging, making her purposefully weaker so he has a "reason" to make her move into his house so he could keep her under surveillance and allat... and nonmc will be oblivious to this scheme until it is already too late...

Or we go down into a path where Zayne becomes so obsessed and corrupted by keeping nonmc alive and healthy he eventually infiltrates/joins Ever to get his hands on methods to make you somewhat immortal... maybe also a great way to explore the Jekyll and Hide trope where he becomes dawnbreaker to "collect" test subjects.... mostly criminals he snatches from an allley. People think nobody will miss anyway. To keep his sanity somewhat in tact, he tells himself that it is good what he does... Dawnbreaker Collects, Zayne, after workhours dissects, makes experiments, Dawnbreaker discards...

Maybe we dont go down the jekyll hide route... maybe Zayne just is fiercly calculating, building a network that could rivals evers or Sylus'

A faceless king of the underworld...

This even has potential to be some villain!Zayne × nonmc fic that might turn into Sylus nonmc... bc sylus as morally grey character could ironically become her saviour... but less in a Y/n type of way but more in a coincidental way... maybe Sylus has personal beef with Zayne using ever or working with them but posing as this perfect doctor... maybe Zayne is rivalling his power in the N109 Zone, and sylus is trying to push back zaynes madness agener or smth... and nonmc is basically just catching strays and sylus takes her in as blackmail material but also as a stray kitten who he feels sorry for getting cuddled up in this messy underworld type shit idk

No, I know im getting all cuddled up, but ugh, my writing lowkey sucks so I can't really turn any of these ideas into something readable 🧎‍♂️

[plutocisms]

NSFW Alphabet for Jean Kirstein

A (Aftercare) what they’re like after sex

definitely a little wore out even if he doesn’t want to admit it, but will turn and tease you about it. Gives you a kiss on your forehead and grabs you something to help clean up. Throws a pair of boxers on and admires you just laying there trailing his fingers along your back. Tries to stay awake until you fall asleep and rarely does he fail at this but he as his moments where he doses off first.

B (favorite Body Part) on himself and of their partner

On himself, definitely his hands. They’re like magic, nothing he can’t do with them. He ranked first in ODM training for a reason.

On you, everything. There’s not one part he doesn’t love, but he certainly has and affinity for and is an Ass man. Specifically that part where it meets your thighs, boy can't get enough.

C (Cum) anything to do w/ it basically

This man is a sprayer. he is a little messy and not afraid to admit it. Loves painting a picture anywhere on you. lives for that moment when you kiss him after he finishes in your mouth and is obsessed with your taste.

D (Dirty little secret) self-explanatory

Will never admit (maybe if he's drunk enough) it but secretly loves when you are a little rough while pulling his hair & kinda likes when his breathing is just a little restricted, that shit really gets him going.

E (Experience) also, self explanatory

he’s been with a few in his day, but not a whole hell of a lot, but loves to learn. One things for sure, he absolutely knows how to work his hands.

F (Favorite Position) ^

Goes without saying. Cowgirl/reverse cowgirl fs. He can admire you, amazing choices for hand placement and he’s got plenty control of the rhythm if and ultimately when he chooses to take over.

G (Goofy?) Are they a little more goofy or serious during the act

a little more on the goofy side because of his love of teasing you. Not really cracking jokes but loves to give you a hard time. Other than that he takes his lovemaking pretty serious 

H (Hair) how much, how groomed are they down there?

oh there’s hair, he keeps it at a shorter, scruffy length. Well groomed. Not stubbly. Very noticeable happy trail.

I (Intimacy) Are they more more romantic or??

As much as he loves to tease, he’s very intimate and serious when it comes to your pleasure and how it feels for you. Loves talking to you while he’s in it and coaching you through. intense lustful eye contact when his eyes aren't rolling back.

J (Jack Off) masturbation headcanon

He tries to avoid it, but does it more often than he’d like to admit and has his moments. Has a hard time keeping quiet, even with himself. Deffly a last resort option, he'd like to think he has more self control.

K (Kink(s)) self explanatory :)

drives him nuts if you call him daddy, dom/sub, semi public (enjoys the idea of being caught—not sure that he’d love it if it actually happened tho!) the mf is fs into breeding--I'm just the messenger.

L (Location) where they like to do it

anywhere, truly. Not a lot of places that would be off limits for him, If he had to pick some faves it'd be the bed, couch, or shower.

M (Motivation) what gets them in the mood?

brushing your butt against his manhood in public (especially if he catches wind that your doing it purposefully), when you touch his chest, and thigh riding! 

N (No) what they won't do in bed

anything that might really hurt you, physically or otherwise.

O (Oral) do they enjoy giving/receiving

as much as he enjoys giving, he loves receiving. He understands he understand his *ahem* can be a lot to handle but he loves (is a little obsessed in fact w/) watching you try.

P (Pace) are they fast or slow during?

he’s right there in the middle. Definitely enjoys getting a little fast and rough though (especially when he's getting lost in it), but more than willing to accommodate your needs. He like savoring the moment too. Enjoys teasing you with the pace just to see your reactions.

Q (Quickies) how do they feel about them?

oh that man loves a good quickie. Anytime, anywhere. He gets off knowing he can have you when/where he wants you. He would like to have them quite often.

R (Risks) are they willing to take them?

He’s all for a good risk given the odds, again- he really enjoys that *idea* of getting caught. 

S (Stamina) How long can they last?

He can go for a good while, not a long refractory period and enjoys 2/3 sessions at a time. He'll be wore out after that tho lmao.

T (Toys) do they use any and how do they feel about them?

not big into toys. He has a few because he’s doesn’t mind experimenting (cuffs, vibrator, blindfold) but really he wants to be the only thing delivering you pleasure.

U (Unfair) are they a tease basically?

y’all already know he’s a tease. It's confidence boosting for him and he wants you to beg—purely because he relishes hearing you plead for him. Never takes it too far, but knows what he’s doing.

V (Volume) how loud are they during?

this man loud. Loud, loud and he doesn’t care. He wants you to know how good you make him feel and wants the same back from you. Deep raspy groans, grunting, panting allat, might even bark for you fr. (boy's a lil goofy)

W (Wildcard) random headcanon

absolutely the type to shred your clothing right off of you but only if you ask. Also secretly likes when you grab his ass (especially while he's in it), like a lot

X (X-ray) whats going on under the hood?

a very apparent happy trail and decently defined v-line reveals a solid thick 7 inches. Hair down there is a few shades darker than that on his head.

Y (Yearning) what's their sex-drive like?

Very healthy drive. wants it more often than not for sure. it's a stress relief for him and he's had plenty of stressful days.

Z (Zzz) how quick do they fall asleep after?

He loves watching/admiring you afterwards. Tries his best to not fall asleep until a little after you do. 

[na0koz]

hiii i was wondering if you could write about toxic vi from arcane? <3

cw: mention of sex, ghosting, alcohol, arguing, wall punching, gaslighting, vi is just mean

hell yeah

i don’t think vi would be toxic in the way that i write jinx, like she wouldn’t be completely psychotic and obsessed, like she just wouldn’t be the best girlfriend, y’know.

she’d be veryyyy possessive but still refuses to put a label on your relationship. i don’t think she likes committing like that. but if she catches wind of someone else flirting with you, or you flirting with someone else then she will be having words. beats up the other person and maybe yells at you too.

she is so so mean. uses personal stuff you’ve told her against you all the time, purposefully to hurt you. she knows how to get under your skin and make you cry and she uses that skill to her advantage.

if you argue then she’ll storm off and come back a couple days later, sweet talking you trying to get you back while you stare at her with your arms folded over your chest. “please princess, you’re the only person i wanna be with, i need you.” kinda shit.

she does ghost you a lot though. she’s not reallyyyy sure how to do relationships ‘properly’ so she thinks it’s fine to disappear for a days or weeks and come back like nothing happened just because she ‘wasn’t feeling like a relationship’.

really fucks with your head a lot. acts like she didn’t say stuff when she definitely did. called you a slut once for pretty much no reason and then when you brought it up in a later argument, where she said you were “being stupid, baby” and she’d never say that about you because she loves you.

like i said earlier, she’s different to jinx in how they’re toxic. i guess the way to describe it would be that vi is actively toxic, because she argues and ghosts you and all that bs, while jinx is like secretly obsessed and crazy about you.

she never tells you anything. you probably started seeing each other as a result of a one night stand, so there wasn’t any like talking stage beforehand. she picked you up from a club and thought she wouldn’t mind seeing you again after she’d fucked you. but you guys barely talk properly, if you do then it’s you talking and her half-listening. you don’t know anything about her family or anything like that, nothing about her past.

she’s not that physical when she’s angry, but she has been and will be if she gets worked up enough. punches walls for sure. her apartment is so messy from her punching shit and throwing stuff. in a particularly messy argument you said something that just really rubbed her the wrong way. she punched the wall by your head as a result and made you cry. cue the sickly sweet, yet empty, comforts and apologies.

once ran into someone she knew while you were on a ‘date’ (going to a bar, making out in an alleyway, then fucking at her apartment), and introduced you as her girlfriend. you asked her about it, a smile on your face as you thought she had finally decided she wanted to seal the deal with you. she then burst your bubble saying that she “kind of had to” call you her girlfriend because you’re definitely more than friends, but you are not her girlfriend. she makes that very clear.

she did try to do something for your birthday, (doesn’t give a fuck about anniversaries) not very well though. she missed it by a couple of days and probably only knew about it from hearing it from a friend of yours. showed up to your door with some kind of ugly wilted flowers and a bottle of whiskey. she may have already popped the cork of the bottle and had some on her way.

her answer to everything is just sex, unfortunately. her idea of making up after an argument is just fucking you to make to forget how horrible she is, rather than actually apologising and talking with you.

basically, she fucks with you so bad, your friends hate her, you hate her (sometimes), she acts like she hates you but truthfully she is just terrified but the feeling that you give her. she is evil.