* Lance talking to an interviewer *
Interviewer: Do you have any relations w/ teammates or any special bond?
Lance *sits up straight *: Having a serious or any relationship w/ any teammate is forbidden and-
Keith: * behind the interviewer not paying attention picking his nose and chewing his nails *
Lance: Damn daddy 👀🤤👌🙌 if you keep doing that shit you'll run dry and I'll have nothing to do tonight. 🍆🍆💦
Interviewer: * stairs awkwardly at Lance then Keith *
Lance: * looks both ways then runs away- tripping *











