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i humbly offer you this, dear husband.

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Harmony figures out Ron is trying to play them or outright betraying them every year and they visit it back upon him; and he being the bumbling fool-gets himself killed. They get over it, move on, only to get back on the train the following September 1st and who shows up in their compartment like nothing ever happened? Ronald Debilitus Weasley. And Harmony are the only ones who realize something is amiss.

Finally the duo use it for a stress reliever between them, who can get him to screw up and off himself first. Maybe they can pass a Galleon back and forth as a wager. Maybe the last time neither knows what happened to whack Ron and and neither is claiming credit-not the Galleon and Dobby pops in with a knowing grin on his face and holds his hand out for the Galleon he earned... suddenly Harmony know Dobby knows and must be involved-but he’s not saying anything.

This continues through the end of 7th year, but when they aren’t returning to Hogwarts, Ron inexplicably doesn’t reappear either.

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