Large Men Kissing Enjoyer

the real friends are the horrible self involved narcissistic murderers we met along the way💕

[bone-trash]

Heyyyy (an UPDATED pinned post)

I’m Bones/Boney (He/They - 34)

I’m currently STILL obsessed with COD and treating fucked up, burly, fictional men like my own personal Barbie dolls. I write a bit (I only started in 2025 and only ghoap stuff so far tho I hope to do a lot more) and love screaming about my favorite movies and tv shows so things might feel fandomy around here [I will post NSFW at random so if that’s not your deal or you’re a minor maybe steer clear idk I’m not your dad]

I post a lot about vampires, smut, smoking, spooky stuff, old man yaoi, monsters, movies, personal head canons for shows and games I have and haven’t watched, and being a queertrans pervert and if you feel the need to to spout your sexist/racist/homophobic/transphobic/zionist/terfy opinions know you are not welcome here. And you’re a piece of shit 😘😘

see y’all around!✌️💀

Writing stuff below the cut

There’s plenty to see on my AO3 and I also like writing headcanons

Relevant ask prompts are included

THE PITT

General Asks and Speculations (for now)

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COD

After Midnight-verse/Ghoap Grocery Store AU (now completed on ao3 with a sequel!)

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Retirement!AU/Husbandcore

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T4T Ghoap

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Fantasy COD AU (now a series on ao3)

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Teen!Ghoap

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General COD Headcanons and Asks

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[partywithponies]

I love vague labels that make people go "but that's confusing" or "but that could mean anything" Good. Keep guessing lol

[partywithponies]

"Queer doesn't actually tell me anything" who says I wanted to tell you anything. Who even are you.

[livethrushit]

[depsidase]

[liberaljane]

[depsidase]

[whiteclawenemabonghit]

[bambicest]

Come on, gutter rat, come back at me. I know you want to.

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[c3po]

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

[effemimaniac]

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

[ken-katayanagi]

And Captain Clark is the easy version of Clark. The consumable version. The one where you don’t have to think about the flawed person Clark actually is, his temper and addiction and struggles under debt and his curiosity and creativity-none of that is vital to Captain Clark. He’s the one who ends up killing Clark because he represents Clark trying to accept the hand he’s been drawn, and he’s killed anyway because there’s no winning!! Captain Clark just wants to harm him!!! You can’t comply your way out of the jaws of a creature born out your own hurt.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

[volcanokids]

Me, putting a red bracelet on the leg of a male red wing blackbird: ON GOD we gonna get u some pussy bro

[jordisstigander]

I remember reading a study where researchers realized that female birds of a certain species preferred males with a darker breast. So they created what they literally called a “Super-Sexy Male” by catching a male and coloring his chest with a marker. They then ran dna tests on the eggs in the area.

Previously when the researchers had run these tests, they found a certain amount of infidelity was common for these birds. Somewhere around 10% of eggs were fathered by males who were not the primary mates of females.

After the advent of the Super Sexy Male, however, stuff got crazy in bird world. Infidelity skyrocketed, with upwards of 25% of ALL EGGS in the area being fathered by this specific male. Furthermore, his mate’s eggs were 100% his.

This is just insane to me. Just imagine you’re living your bird life when suddenly somebody scribbles on Dave’s chest and the ladies can’t stop throwing themselves at them. It’s stupid that we theoretically can wreck this kind of havoc on an ecosystem.

[kirkspocker]

via @elytrians

[butterfly-sapphic]

It’s back! I think about this post monthly

[teaboot]

Aliens abduct me from a cornfield only to set me back down at the club with a sick leather jacket and some shades

[the-babble-fish]

MEMORY FOAM THE STILL LIFES WERE MADE OF MEMORY FOAM THE BACKROOMS REMEMBERS

[sackboys-moved]

Me instantly blocking people that have their hogwarts house in their bio

[depsidase]

[mymycorrhizae]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]