#this is the problem

[clownvoyance]

Top 5 jobs people with the url 'clownvoyance' want:

Guy at the aquarium who gets to gently tell people they're wrong about fish and gets paid for it

LARPing as a condescending and slightly effeminate vampire at a ren faire

Same thing but acting as one for this one very specific halloween-themed cabaret circus that comes to town every year

Mauled by a bear

Writing essays about books I skim-read or smthn

[gracefelldownaflightofstairs]

Sometimes I want to say something but also like I shouldn’t say that low key you shouldn’t dox yourself

[fruitless-vain]

Think we’re gonna make the third batch of Rice Krispie squares in three days

In my defense I saved one square for jack on the last batch

[valyrfia]

seriously toying with putting the new lord huron album into top 2 lord huron albums of all time

[getosugurusbangs]

i wanna hang out on here now that more of my mutuals are online but i’m sleepy and probably should go to bed 😭😭😭

[notevenanna]

Wait have you heard of Zeph? She's a really cool artist I think you'd like her songs. I can send song recs if you want!

YAYAYA I LOVE ZEPH

[i-just-exist-here-now]