Top 5 jobs people with the url 'clownvoyance' want:
Guy at the aquarium who gets to gently tell people they're wrong about fish and gets paid for it
LARPing as a condescending and slightly effeminate vampire at a ren faire
Same thing but acting as one for this one very specific halloween-themed cabaret circus that comes to town every year
Mauled by a bear
Writing essays about books I skim-read or smthn















