#this is traumatizing

[divinelovers]

i’m actually hilarious

[ilovethatforyou]

"You have a brain that doesn't play by normal societal rules. And I know that all your life the people that you care about the most keep leaving, and there's a part of you that thinks its because of that brain."

oh spencer

[solitaireobsessed]

“Opposite Snakes can’t hurt you”

Opposite Snakes:

[cursedyuri]

hi look at these condoms i saw at the mall

not the kawaii condoms 😭

i’m also gagged by the bears eating literal CUM

[literaphobe]

🐉

UM random but im rewatching the long ass dream and george discord podcast and george was like ‘dream only gave me one option of what i could do for him to edit it 🙄’ and dream was like ‘what was it 😏’ and george was like ‘… i don’t know. he only gave me one option and it wasn’t an option for me. so.’ and i didn’t realize that when i first watched so now im like what was it… and also what did george do to make dream edit his video this time around was it the same thing. whys it like so suggestive i HATE THEM

[starlitsilvereyes]

i'm a baby army and i'm currently going through BTS' entire discography and i thought it would be a good idea to search for the english translation of Fake Love because i thought it was going to be a good red flag song only to find out it has the saddest lyrics ever 😭

[willowcrowned]

I’m watching the leverage ep where Hardison has to play Scheherazade and I have to say I have had this EXACT nightmare