Fucking exhausted

Al, (they/it) | just a dumbass queer | my ao3 is: @Al_themoosemonster | don't expect consistency from me please

[wordfather]

being made by vitro fertilisation (IVF) is so funny. my parent didn't have sex, my parents conducted an experiment with a scientist. my humble beginnings can be traced to a petri dish. some person i dont know clocked in to work and then just made me. i was made in a lab and i didn't even get any cool powers or anything. im just a girl that has to work 9 to 5

[wordfather]

a tag mentioned how likely it is for ivf to produce twins and it reminded me of the fact that i ate my twin in the womb. so maybe my secret power is eating people

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[alittlelevity]

my dream for tumblr is that we all relearn the phrase "it's not for me" and we remember that this is different from "it should not exist."

something something likes charge reblogs cast

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

all i will speak of on that divorced man poll is that not once does asgore stick a gun in his mouth

[stealthrockdamage-deactivated20]

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[my-dailydreams]

[epilepticsaints]

[the-sofa-king-awesome]

the tags on this post do not disappoint

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[girlswater]

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

Lil nas x coming back during pride month to tell us hes been taking care of his physical and mental health, finishing rehab and getting treatment for bipolar disorder, and telling us that he is excited to not only make new music but also just to live his life???? And during mens mental health awareness month????? Oh i missed him bad

[genderkoolaid]

Lil Nas X says he's 'feeling better' after rehab and bipolar diagnosis

The Old Town Road star was arrested last year for attacking police officers and later entered rehab.

[triassictriserratops]

the torrent picking Abbey Murphy over Laila Fucking EDWARDS smacks of racism.

like...this is who the torrent picked???

over LAILA FUCKING EDWARDS?!

nah, nah they're playing in my face

[halfwayto-h3ll]

singular mention of br*tta c*rl and the entire room is booing

[frasermittens]

x

[roquehard]

eating good tonight ladies

[we-rule-the-kingdom-inside]

so that's what it sounds like when every single lesbian in montreal falls to their knees

[unoqlo]

PWHL_Montreal: She got Baby Goose nails for us 😭 (-)

[snoopycelebrini]

also please do not mistake my laila 4 san jose posting for thinking she should be a 4oa, she should be up there with kk at the top forever and seeing her talent being passed over is infuriating i just want her in sj soooo bad

[pwhl-mybeloved]