Mar 17, 2023
david’s place (stellar firma) stimboard for anon!
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david’s place (stellar firma) stimboard for anon!
x x x / x x x / x x x
Mmm—is this organic? Mmm. Alright!
“Detoxed” Morty from Rick and Morty, Season 3 Episode 6
another coworker bugging me to hang out
This or that: live in a rented appartment with three guys or have a place to yourself but the decoration and furniture is all Ikea and you can never ever change it.
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The first one. The average man is less offensive to me than plywood.
When I see you I can't think straight.
@ that pining anon, say this to them✨
Meet the Selected Suitors: Leeland Alberts
am i to late for the otps or can you do narry?
No, man, i can do these all day!
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave: Both. Louis would suggest it to them and they’d be curiose and Niall would like cry over the cruel ways of the world and why did they need to take his peeps!
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex: “haz, the cat needs to go outside.” “But niall, look at this face.” “Yeah, I don’t want it watching while we fuck!” “It’s a cat, niall.” “OUTSIDE HARRY!” so long story short the cat drank milk while they fucked
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit: They would do embarrassing shit together, but harry would call it memories to show their children. *in the future* *harry showing niall jr the vines* “and here your father hitting himself in the face trying to throw me a ball, but it bounced to me and i nearly slam dunked!” “You weren’t even close to the net papa.” “Memories” “I understand uncle louis’ pain”
who breaks the most phones: Harry 1) bc he uses his more and 2) niall likes to scare him while he is using it
who dies first: lEAST FAV PART SORRY… they would both die at the same time bc harry fell of a cliff and niall tried to save him.
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant: This will always be niall probably, but Harry MAKES SURE niall doesn’t eat ANY dairy. It is his duty to save the world for Niall farts-a-lot bane of all things good smelling. (”wat the hell, haz” louis says after harry gave him this speech)
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t: Both of them and they both crash and burn trying to do it.
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed: Harry would kick himself ou of bed. “The cat is sleeping in the bed Niall or im sleeping on the couch”
who uses the computer most: They probably fight over it. “I need it for ACTUAL research niall!” “Porn is research, Harry. I want to make you feel good.” Harry loses these arguments bc niall is a ray of fucking sun
send me ships!
Agent Provocateur, “Maribel”: brief