#this probably

[justladders]

What if Springtrap gave US a kiss OMG...

idk

[elizabethan-memes]

I find Elizabeth: The Golden Age a much more rewarding movie if you interpret the love stuff as not being about Elizabeth and Bess fighting over Walter Live Laugh Love Raleigh but Elizabeth learning to let Bess go, and that she can’t live vicariously through either of them.

[aymmidumps]

What would Andrews face be if Neil called him Andy as a joke

[assignedfaggatbirth]

took 2 days off of class for my period because i'm dysphoric and I reserve the right to be a little bitch about it

[grocerystore-gf]

i am about to commit arson, are you with me?

Ofcourse I am , I was born out of flames ;)

[gin-juice-tonic]

[chibi-chaos]

Sydney Shatterdome Headcanons:

(this is using my New Zealander ocs and an attempted record of the dynamic of the two sides - I’ll add to it the more of think of something)

-          In total there has been four Jaeger stationed (three Australian, one New Zealander)

-          Triple M (a rock radio station in Australia) is played over the PA. The only time it isn’t being played is when the rift opening has been detected.

-          Songs which are regularly played is just an invite for technicians who are working on the jaegers to sing the lyrics.

-          The New Zealander contingent while finding it strange a little, have accepted it and some even enjoy it.

-          Crowded House though is a banned band – it causes too many arguments

-          Trashcan Cricket happens – it often brings up New Zealanders threatening to walk if the Australians pull another stunt like their cricketers did in 1981.

-          Any attempts of Australians adopting ‘their Kiwi brothers’ is met with ‘get stuffed’.

-          Pavlova is a banned discussion by the head of the base – after the great Pavlova debate of 2017 (for the record the New Zealander’s arrived late 2017).

-          The New Zealanders have a good record of beating the Australians at footy – it annoys the Aussies.

-          Both New Zealanders and Australians get behind the ranting of ‘Why is jam in American jelly? And why is Jelly – Jell-O???’

-          After a few years of exposure other visiting PPDC from other countries look to the New Zealanders when the Australians start talking another language which they call slang – depending on how the New Zealander is feeling they will either actually try to translate or have left the person to suffer.

-          TWO JAEGER DROPS ARE A NIGHTMARE – ESPECIALLY WHEN IT’S ONE AUSTRALIAN AND THE NEW ZEALAND JAEGER – they will argue on who actually made the kill. And by they, it isn’t necessarily the pilots IT’S THE ENTIRE BASE.

-          They talk shit about each other a lot but the moment an outsider tries to ‘Oi fuck off’

-          The New Zealand pilots are actually calm about most things – mainly cause a fair few of the rivalry triggers happened before they were born.

-          The entire base is pretty much protective of the two New Zealand pilots before of how young they are (Chuck Hansen is also included – he was probably raised by the entire base)

-          Two Up is a common occurrence, it by this time is a long-running tradition that has lasted over 100 years.

-          When you hear a certain few New Zealanders say ‘fuck this country’ – you just know, they have found another spider.

-           You just accept that an argument is a daily occurrence at the base, and pray it doesn’t escalate too much.

-           The Base Commander (seasoned veteran air force pilot in his 50′s) dreads every time he has to leave to attend a meeting. At times when he comes back he’s just silently praying for everything to be in one piece.

-           A common tagline of his is ‘I have enough grey hair as it is - DON’T GIVE ME MORE!’