#this shitpost

[sheepapp]

"Cute anime boy, I'll set him as my pfp"

[troublesometrollhunters]

“So, when you get arrested, I’m not bailing you out.” for Troll!Jim, if you like!

"So... When you get arrested I'm not bailing you out." Jim states. You roll your eyes as you slip on your armor boots. You were in full warriors gear and looked ready to kill somebody. With what that man said you are about to kill.

"I'm completely fine with that." Your respond and he rolls his eyes coming closer. He tries to wrap his arms around your wasit but your busy putting on your armoured gloves and picking a weapon.

"Baby please-" He starts trying to keep you from grabbing an axe. You turn and peck his cheek smiling as his scruff tickles you.

"I'm gonna kill him. I am. You can't stop me." You respond holding a bronze sword. Jim signs as he sticks his hands in his pockets.

"All Toby asked was if your a furry." Jim remarks. It was a joke and you knew this. Toby was trying to process his transformation and it was the first thing that popped out of his mouth. He wasn't trying to be rude but it defiently made everyone pause awkwardly.

"And know I must defend our honor." You answer smirking.

"(Y/N) it was a joke-" Jim tries to convince.

"TOO BATTLE!" You yell running out of his house towards Tobies.

"(Y/N) NO!!!" He can hear Toby screaming and sirens in the distance. Not again.

[cosmospoons]

Joseph: you can't be pregnant before you're married!

Mary, about to invent a religion: oh, haven't you heard?

[bestshipisfriendship]

MLP + Nightvale

[stirringwinds]

peaceful rice farmer™ and benevolent big bro™ who did nothing wrong ever

[true-bean]

Ahegao face mask

[justintaco]

"I was followed!”