#thisasshat

[stayawayfromthewalls]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

[vhvrs]

thisasshat said: at least u have eyebrows *crys softly while looking at forehead moustaches * wth own it I bet they look hella awesome cool cat >8°

[momomau]

Izaya limped in the alley, deciding that maybe making fun of a yakuza member's hair wasn't the best idea. He couldn't help if the man's hair looked like a wet mop, if anything the man deserved some constructive criticism on the thing that was growing on his head. Izaya wished he was able to think in situations like that, he used to be able to slip out of them but ever since Shinra gave him medication for his headaches his brain went out the window. So here he was, limping home to try and fix up the damage that had been left on his body.

[momomau]

*rips off shirt* EVERYONE SHOULD RP WITH ME

[momomau]

By the way I'm writing a Shizaya fanfiction

[wandering-spector]

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heiwajimashizuo-kun

Don't smile, because worse is to come.

Izaya had just finished a job. That was why he was out in the town. Bad news for those around him, he wasn't in a good mood.

His client had tried to con him. They had tried to get the information for free, and had attempted to use intimidation to meet that end. Of course, it hadn't worked. Intimidation never worked on him. Especially not with how he was now.

It didn't change the fact that he was in a bad mood. And the first person to cross his path would know it. Ikebukuro wasn't safe.

[momomau]

I actually have to go but I'll be back in a bit

[orphanedwolfandfriends]

Izaya bent down and kissed the little girl's cheek.

((Don’t think I didn’t see that owo))

"Uh…" She lost the ability to speak, blushing. "Uwaaa?"