It’s not you, Yesterday’s Wedding Reception, really… it’s just that I recently had a … well, a very deep and meaningful relationship with Another Wedding Reception, and — what? No, there’s nothing “wrong” with you… it’s just that… Look, there was this steak that had been marinated for 48 hours. FORTY EIGHT HOURS. Something like that is just hard to forget, you know? Everyone else seems to having a great time and enjoying the food quite a bit. Don’t let me distract you from that. Well… anyway. I should go, I have to work in the morning. No, really. Yes, on a Sunday. No, I’m not just making excuses, I really do have to… *sigh* I can’t talk to you when you’re like this.