#thisisthewade

[antvnger]

Scott goes to the window and tilts his head some in confusion. "Uhhh. Hi?" He gives a short wave.

Why is he getting feral, crazy cat vibes from this guy? Scott doesn't know ((but Ant-Mun certainly does)). Scott thinks he looks kinda familiar too but he can't remember why.

"Honestly you're the first person to tell me that." @thisisthewade

[benevolentgodloki]

@thisisthewade silliness continued from here:

"Less fun??? Who says I wasn't going to tie up Avengers myself?" Loki L1130 backs off quickly, already opening a time door. "You two are on your own. Enjoy getting Hulk-smashed." He escapes.

Loki #1 sighs. "Looks like we find our own way, Mr Wilson. Do we have a plan for after we tie them up, or is this purely for inconvenient hilarity? Just so we're on the same page. I'd like to know whether to expect a bloodbath or questionably consensual sex."

[antvnger]

Scott’s jaw drops when he sees the vial in Wade’s hand. The stolen Pym Particles?! “Nonononononononono WAIT!”

And then Wade drinks them. He just fricking drank Pym Particles.

🤯🤯

@thisisthewade

[benevolentgodloki]

Vanity had been the driving factor behind keeping his true face on this mission. It would also help the 'good guys' if they chose to burst in and needed to be sure who their undercover agent actually was. No one in this gang recognised him as the alien warlord from those years ago and why would they when he was a lean British man in a sharp suit? On the offchance he was known from Stuttgart, his hair was longer and considerably less greasy. He ensured to speak in English to prevent the AllSpeak causing a mishap. The last thing he needed was members arguing over his nationality.

Getting in had been a little tricky. Frankly it had been fun. Faking being overpowered, feigning injuries where appropriate whilst allowing in his formidable skill. He had charmed his way in to their cause, spitting vitriol about the superheroes lording it over the masses. He would be an asset.

Now he was practically their second-in-command, the true leader as yet uncertain. Right now he was overseeing the handling of stolen munitions, finalising the plans for an attack. One he had no intention of them succeeding in. He was looking forward to his Honorary Avenger badges.

With his focus on the task at hand, the warehouse busy with the noise of their tools and movements, he wasn't aware of the intrusion from a certain mouthy merc. Were there a fleeting thought of another presence, it was not as though he could contact SHIELD at this moment to ask.

"Careful with that container, Ellis, or shall we be scraping you off the walls?"

@thisisthewade

[benevolentgodloki]

*Deadpool dressed like a bunny approaches Loki.* "I was told to ask you if you wanted your own basket of eggs painted like the Avengers." *He lifted the basket.* -@thisisthewade

"Can I smash them?"