#thissebstan

[itschristopherevans]

Did you manage to sort something out, @thissebstan​?

[itsashleyirons]

Is this really you, @thissebstan​? I saw the pictures on my Instagram feed yesterday and was shocked. I really, really didn’t recognise you - what a transformation!

[thistomhiddles]

I heard a whisper somewhere that nipple rings are in fashion. You wouldn’t know anything about it, would you, @thissebstan​?

[thekeiraknightley]

Sit back for a moment while I try and educate you.

Graham Norton is a British icon and the gay best friend you wish you had. He has a chat show in the UK where he supplies his guests with alcohol and films... It kind of feels more like a night out in the pub with some mates rather than being interviewed? And he commentates on the Eurovision contest every year, where as the night goes on... He gets drunker and drunker, and the comments become even sassier. I’m surprised that this is new information to you! @thissebstan​

[rylhiddleston]

I don’t want to say that I’m missing you, because that wouldn’t be in my nature - but I hope that you’re managing to keeping sane and well. @thissebstan​

[twiorubyrose]

Lust

Here we go again, huh? Gotta admit, though, your lips are kind of killer. My gaze might have, you know, lingered. A little bit. 

[itschristopherevans]

Any wild plans for tonight, @thissebstan​? You need to have at least one drink with me to celebrate Captain America’s birthday.

[itschristopherevans]

I’ve got to know... Did you start the Marvel rumours because you miss me so much? @thissebstan​