All you really need to know about The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies:
"Dragon-sickness" is literally a Thing, rather than just an expression for greed and the folly that follows (as it is in the book).
Dain II Ironfoot, bless his heart, is very Scottish.
Thranduil's fighting style is very much the same as that of the White Witch of Narnia.
Nobody died like they should have. Where was my "Fili and Kili had died defending [Thorin] with shield and body, for he was their mother's elder brother"? Where was my "In the last hour, Beorn himself had appeared, alone and in bear shape…lifted Thorin, who had fallen pierced with spears and bore him out of the fray...pulled down Bolg himself and crushed him"?
Legolas still gets all the best moves on account of being pretty, and his "I can't believe I just saved a dwarf's life" face is preciously exasperated.
No seriously, Dain is incredibly Scottish. He was headbutting orcs.
